And we have come to a conclusion.
So my random phone call to the White House (see previous post) is going to change the world. Fact.
See, because we called the White House, the Secret Service is going to use all of their SUPEREVILMAGIC patriot act powers, and read my e-mail.
Upon realizing that I subscribe to several democratic/liberal newsletters and am, at least by Marist HS standards, a first-class hippie, they're going to watch me more closely. And then they're going to tap my phone line. And then they're going to hear me using expressions like 'as easy as overthrowing the Bolivian government' or 'as stupid as a shrub at a stupid convention' and read my LJ and decide that I am ZOMGS THE TERRORIST.
And then they're going to send me to Guantanamo bay.
And then people will be righteously angry. AND THEY'LL OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT AND REPEAL THE PATRIOT ACT!
Yups. And then I'll sue whatever's left of the government for all it's worth, and be rich and stuff. And then I'm buying a private island. WITH ELEPHANTS.
LJ-cut doesn't seem to be working, so I'm posting it in the next entry. Follow it if you want to, but seriously, you don't need to. It's cut for either being random and irrelevant or incredibly depressing and not really worth reading at this point in time.
So, yup! I'm majorly looking forward to school tomorrow- happy stuff involving the History field trip abounding. (WE'RE TAKING A TRAIN! AND THE JUNIORS ARE GOING TOO! And Juniors=KIM/KAI/SARAH/BEKAH/Pretty much all of my best friends except for Kate. AND DANNI, TOO! And all of us together on a train... It's going to be freaking awesome.)
See, because we called the White House, the Secret Service is going to use all of their SUPEREVILMAGIC patriot act powers, and read my e-mail.
Upon realizing that I subscribe to several democratic/liberal newsletters and am, at least by Marist HS standards, a first-class hippie, they're going to watch me more closely. And then they're going to tap my phone line. And then they're going to hear me using expressions like 'as easy as overthrowing the Bolivian government' or 'as stupid as a shrub at a stupid convention' and read my LJ and decide that I am ZOMGS THE TERRORIST.
And then they're going to send me to Guantanamo bay.
And then people will be righteously angry. AND THEY'LL OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT AND REPEAL THE PATRIOT ACT!
Yups. And then I'll sue whatever's left of the government for all it's worth, and be rich and stuff. And then I'm buying a private island. WITH ELEPHANTS.
LJ-cut doesn't seem to be working, so I'm posting it in the next entry. Follow it if you want to, but seriously, you don't need to. It's cut for either being random and irrelevant or incredibly depressing and not really worth reading at this point in time.
So, yup! I'm majorly looking forward to school tomorrow- happy stuff involving the History field trip abounding. (WE'RE TAKING A TRAIN! AND THE JUNIORS ARE GOING TOO! And Juniors=KIM/KAI/SARAH/BEKAH/Pretty much all of my best friends except for Kate. AND DANNI, TOO! And all of us together on a train... It's going to be freaking awesome.)