[Moving down the street is a pair of individuals. Though moving might be a generous term, as the young, disheveled and put-upon man is really being shoved from behind down the sidewalk by an orange pony in a cowboy hat.]

Ah don't care if you don't want to or not, those letters said you have to and you are not ignoring your responsibilities while ( Read more... )

[Theo Crawford doesn't like you. Yes, you. Well, about 95% of Mayfield's population anyway. But today, on his *day off* from his hideously boring bank job, he has been forced to interact with you all. For you see, Theo is a member of the Homeowner's Association and, just like Mayfield's careers, this isn't something you get to have by choice. ( Read more... )