Dammit, I want ice cream

[samwise_jr]

Arda sucks these days.

Where are the wars? The duels? The apocolypsi?

THIS PLACE BLOWS!!

Why do my parents keep vanishing?

Comments

[fatherofall]

You want a apocalypse, little hobbitthing?

[samwise_jr]

YEAH!!!

That would rule.

Uh, sir.

Can I have a lolipop?

[frodo_junior]

Sammy!! No asking for apocolypseseses!!!

MomDad and DadMom wouldn't like it!

[samwise_jr]

Yeah, and they fucking abandoned us!

[frodo_junior]

...

Good point.

Carry on.

[fatherofall]

Tough luck, kiddiewink.

*gives you a chocolate Eru*

Remember, sins make baby Eru cry.

*vanish*