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Great Googly Moogly
That was probably the worst, and most hilarious easter ever.
So my mom's cousin is this White trash nerd living out in Pittsfield MA. ( Basically a town full of drugs and white trash farmers)Anyway his name is Ned and he's actually pretty nice, just kinda odd. His wife, Kate, on the other hand, is literally insane! She's on so many meds she's like a ten year old. Their daughter (my second cousin) is pretty much as messed up as they are. They asked us to have Easter at their house this year, because my Aunt and Uncle, where we usually have Easter, are in CA. Okay well I have to tell you guys some highlight (weird) moments of the trip ( most have to do with Kate):
*They pretty much live in an extension of a barn....and it is the tackiest, nastiest, place you will ever see, covered in the weirdest junk you will ever see.
* Basically any time we went past the horse pen and the horses would nicker she would yell " HELLO MY HORSE FRIENDS!!!"
* When she went down to the horse pen she wanted my second cousin, Kim, to fill up the water buckets and she kept saying " Kim, I want you to be my water woman,....I want you to be my water woman!"
*Kate does Taxidermy(EWWWWWW) and she made me look at a dead Ermine, that was stashed in the freezer of their barn, and stroke it's "soft soft fur"
* Not only did she have an Ermine, she had a bunch of pigeons and other animals in the freezer. There was also a box of small animal skins.
*We baked crescent rolls and Kate was really paranoid that they would burn. At one moment she just yelled "THE ROLLS THE ROLLS!!!" and went wheeling over to the oven in a computer chair
* After dinner she did an impersonation of her dog picking at its dog food.
* The phone rang while she was doing said impersonation, and she went flying across the kitchen floor in the wheely desk chair yelling "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" to answer it
*She and I went on a drive to see her neighbor's horse ( I was sort of forced to, plus I actually wanted to see the horse) and as we drove by another person's farm she spotted a new horse. She then pulled over, rolled down the window and yelled to the horse " YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL!!!" I don't know how I kept myself from laughing.
*She called her neighbor's dog Possakitty because she "thinks it looks like a possum mixed with a cat"....I didn't really see it.
*She then proceeded to make up a song about the "Possakitty"
*She continued to make up weird mumbly songs all day
* She told me all the gruesome details of her friend's son who tried to light himself on fire, and is addicted to morphine. and all the " Horsey Gossip....Gossip Gossip" of the neighborhood.
Weirdest Day EVER
Thank Jeebus I'm home!
That was probably the worst, and most hilarious easter ever.
So my mom's cousin is this White trash nerd living out in Pittsfield MA. ( Basically a town full of drugs and white trash farmers)Anyway his name is Ned and he's actually pretty nice, just kinda odd. His wife, Kate, on the other hand, is literally insane! She's on so many meds she's like a ten year old. Their daughter (my second cousin) is pretty much as messed up as they are. They asked us to have Easter at their house this year, because my Aunt and Uncle, where we usually have Easter, are in CA. Okay well I have to tell you guys some highlight (weird) moments of the trip ( most have to do with Kate):
*They pretty much live in an extension of a barn....and it is the tackiest, nastiest, place you will ever see, covered in the weirdest junk you will ever see.
* Basically any time we went past the horse pen and the horses would nicker she would yell " HELLO MY HORSE FRIENDS!!!"
* When she went down to the horse pen she wanted my second cousin, Kim, to fill up the water buckets and she kept saying " Kim, I want you to be my water woman,....I want you to be my water woman!"
*Kate does Taxidermy(EWWWWWW) and she made me look at a dead Ermine, that was stashed in the freezer of their barn, and stroke it's "soft soft fur"
* Not only did she have an Ermine, she had a bunch of pigeons and other animals in the freezer. There was also a box of small animal skins.
*We baked crescent rolls and Kate was really paranoid that they would burn. At one moment she just yelled "THE ROLLS THE ROLLS!!!" and went wheeling over to the oven in a computer chair
* After dinner she did an impersonation of her dog picking at its dog food.
* The phone rang while she was doing said impersonation, and she went flying across the kitchen floor in the wheely desk chair yelling "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" to answer it
*She and I went on a drive to see her neighbor's horse ( I was sort of forced to, plus I actually wanted to see the horse) and as we drove by another person's farm she spotted a new horse. She then pulled over, rolled down the window and yelled to the horse " YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL!!!" I don't know how I kept myself from laughing.
*She called her neighbor's dog Possakitty because she "thinks it looks like a possum mixed with a cat"....I didn't really see it.
*She then proceeded to make up a song about the "Possakitty"
*She continued to make up weird mumbly songs all day
* She told me all the gruesome details of her friend's son who tried to light himself on fire, and is addicted to morphine. and all the " Horsey Gossip....Gossip Gossip" of the neighborhood.
Weirdest Day EVER
Thank Jeebus I'm home!