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You know what's hilarious?
Captain Planet
Seriously that has to be one of the funniest heroes to ever exist.
I'm not making fun of saving the earth....seriously I'm the spawn of environmentalists, but really Captain planet is funny as hell.
dood...just look at him:
PEDOFILE!!!!...with blue skin and mullet *shrug* just keep on Rockin' Cap'n
Now let's investigate "the planeteers"
Incase you had any question of where they're from their names should give you a clue!
Kwami from Africa (Why don't they just name him Jambo and get it over with)
Wheeler from North America ( ok seriously who names their kid Wheeler?)
Linka from The Soviet Union (what she's blond haired and blue eyed?.....Is there some message here?)
Gee from Asia
Mahti from South America (This poor boy gets the pussy power....heart. What exactly does that power entail? )
You know who's underepresented....The Australians....and the Eskimos! I'm SUING!
Lyrics:
Captain Planet, he's our hero
Gonna take pollution down to zero
He's our powers magnified
And he's fighting on the planet's side
Captain Planet, he's our hero
Gonna take pollution down to zero
Gonna help him put asunder ( okay how many kids do you know that know the word "asunder")
Bad guys who like to loot and plunder( really? My people are vikings! I'll loot and plunder all I want)!
"You'll pay for this Captain Planet!"
We're the Planeteers
You can be one too
'Cause saving our planet is the thing to do! (PEER PRESSURE!!!)
Looting and polluting is not the way
Hear what Captain Planet has to say!
"The Power is Yours!" ( I don't think it's that easy mister! Power...with no strings attached...sounds like a drug deal!!!)
First watch the intro...and laugh at the multi cultural awesomeness.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHj7VDd8lw0&search=captain%20planet
Then laugh as you sing along to the song....cause you know you know it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qz-Y3g6iIGE&search=captain%20planet
Captain Planet
Seriously that has to be one of the funniest heroes to ever exist.
I'm not making fun of saving the earth....seriously I'm the spawn of environmentalists, but really Captain planet is funny as hell.
dood...just look at him:
PEDOFILE!!!!...with blue skin and mullet *shrug* just keep on Rockin' Cap'n
Now let's investigate "the planeteers"
Incase you had any question of where they're from their names should give you a clue!
Kwami from Africa (Why don't they just name him Jambo and get it over with)
Wheeler from North America ( ok seriously who names their kid Wheeler?)
Linka from The Soviet Union (what she's blond haired and blue eyed?.....Is there some message here?)
Gee from Asia
Mahti from South America (This poor boy gets the pussy power....heart. What exactly does that power entail? )
You know who's underepresented....The Australians....and the Eskimos! I'm SUING!
Lyrics:
Captain Planet, he's our hero
Gonna take pollution down to zero
He's our powers magnified
And he's fighting on the planet's side
Captain Planet, he's our hero
Gonna take pollution down to zero
Gonna help him put asunder ( okay how many kids do you know that know the word "asunder")
Bad guys who like to loot and plunder( really? My people are vikings! I'll loot and plunder all I want)!
"You'll pay for this Captain Planet!"
We're the Planeteers
You can be one too
'Cause saving our planet is the thing to do! (PEER PRESSURE!!!)
Looting and polluting is not the way
Hear what Captain Planet has to say!
"The Power is Yours!" ( I don't think it's that easy mister! Power...with no strings attached...sounds like a drug deal!!!)
First watch the intro...and laugh at the multi cultural awesomeness.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHj7VDd8lw0&search=captain%20planet
Then laugh as you sing along to the song....cause you know you know it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qz-Y3g6iIGE&search=captain%20planet