The Dimwit Legacy ISBI: 9.4
All right, we're back for the last installment of my most recent Dimwit play session. Just for the record, I didn't simply forget to post last week. I had a cold. I know colds are nothing to most people, but they tend to suck the life out of me, even if they're mild. Sigh. Anyway, this is what happened last time, and now let's move on.
Maybe Lizzie senses that she'd better fend for herself.
Oh, so that's where Brand's karaoke machine went. I figured that if it hadn't disappeared into game oblivion, as objects sometimes do, then one of these idiots would find it.
I was wondering if the maid did ashes!
Judging by that expression, I think he knows what kind of ashes they are, too.
"Always good to be getting out of here," says he.
Tyrell: Babby malfunctions!
SERA: He's turning green. Maybe he's mad? :(
Tyrell: Then maybe we should put him down and run.
Oh, Sims.
At least she went to school.
But now the homework hell begins.
Now I can do birthday, and find out if I need to replace his face, lol!
First let's use the kid to boost the torch holder's fun motive. Lizzie got something out of it, too, so don't accuse me of child labor. X)
Hopefully no one else will snag him in the meantime.
Change of plans! Brand called, lol!
Cecile: Congrats on being hot and asking me out.
Brand: Hey, thanks!
Brandon: There's that great gal with the super reputation!
Oooh, it's Brandon Crowe! I've had my eye on him for a torch holder since forever ago. I wonder if Cici should snag him.
Anyway, let's try to concentrate on the current date. They dorked out on the dance floor.
LOL, no, Douglas!
Cecile: I thought you'd be more comfortable seated at the bar. That way you could still be close to your work.
Brand: That's so thoughtful of you.
Brandon seems willing.
Cecile: I'll tell you something straight off. I cheat.
Brand: Okay, I'll keep my eye on you then.
He probably thinks she means cheating at darts.
Cecile: It is so funny that you should bring up ghosts with me.
Isn't it. Well at least they've met now.
Don't even think about it, Cici.
Aww, bless. Aylatani told them the old legends.
Cecile: By the way, Brandon, should we get married?
Brand: Uh, my name is Brand?
Cecile: Riiiiiiiight. Braaaaaand. 8888888D
Okay, next two victims are lined up, so Cici can go home and tend to more legitimate business.
Ah, shoot, someone snagged him. Now we'll have to wait!
Well, it wasn't yesterday, it was only an hour ago or something, but Brand is full of gifts. He brought her a frickin' gnome, ya'll! He probably got it at At Home. If that doesn't say love!
Jack: AND NOW I'M BACK WHERE I STARTED AND I'M STILL IN THE SAME SOGGY DIAPER I WAS BORN IN
SERA: I'm so hungry. I think I'll feed this baby. I'll bet he hasn't been fed in a long time. That's probably what's wrong with him!
Jack: It's my diaper, you dolt!
Hammer: Can't believe the humans can't tell when their little human needs its litter box changed.
At last we can get to Jack's birthday. The grandparents are stoked, as grandparents should be.
Cecile: Is he the spitting image of his poor, deceased father or not? >:D I can't see past the confetti. >:D
Let's find out.
Not, I'd say! Now I don't have to go to all that bother of making him a new face, yay! Those are definitely Cici's brows and eyes, but that's Caesar's mouth.
Also Caesar's ears. Not sure about the nose. Let me hunt up pictures of Martin and Harmony Hyde-Duckling for comparison.
-Five Minutes Later-
Well okay, I'm still not sure. We'll say it's probably Caesar's nose. Anyway, Jack is cute! In a sinister way.
Maybe a little premature for that, yet?
Let the gnome wars begin, I guess.
Sponge bath tally. That is all.
Cecile: They love me, the suckers!
Way to go, Tyson. There have been remarkably few self-wettings this time, considering we've had two babies.
Now it's time for Cici to wash her hands of another husband. I sent her to drop off Caesar's grave at the cemetery, then we were off in search of Brandon for a bit more relationship building.
Andrew: Hello there, brother-in-law whom I hate.
Voldemort: Oh, but I hate you even more, brother-in-law. So there! >:P
Jeremy: I have a feeling this is not the best place to be today.
Ridiculously. Handsome. When I see Sims of my characters, I miss them and the days I was writing about them. But Tigeranne and I have a new set of characters whom we can't wait to write about. So many characters, so little time.
Anyway, Jeremy has a point. Cici might as well leave the Ahhhh!Cade, because Andrew and Voldemort will only be causing one fracas after another.
Cecile: Hey, babe! Thought I'd visit you at work. *Crap, I forgot he works all the bars.*
Brand: Great to see you, babe! Free drinks for my fiancee!
Yeah, I forgot this place had a bar. I'd better send her where there isn't one, just in case there's a Brandon to flirt with. We don't want to risk ruining her relationship with a Brand.
There he is, dorking out over Cici. Chemistry is mutual, yay!
Oh my, is that his everyday outfit? I thought it was his outerwear. Cici did some work on him anyway, and that's why we went out, so, mission accomplished.
Back at home, she called Brand over to seal the deal.
He is so completely ready to join the household. Must be suicidal.
Cecile: I was sitting here waiting for you on the romance of the porch swing, and you walked right past me. That was pretty artless, don't you think?
Brand: How about if we kiss and make up?
Cecile: Eh, I have a better idea.
Good thing he agreed to it.
LOL, poor Ursula. She had only one spouse with good money.
So, the whole point here is to fulfill Cici's dumb LTW, therefore I think once the marriage is consummated, then he's fair game to bump off. If Cici gets pregnant, though, I might as well let Brand stick around until the birth, because Brandon Crowe is next in line, and I'd like her to have a baby with him. I'm hoping she doesn't get pregnant by Brand, though, because I want to wrap up this play session therefore I want a quick disposal, lol!
In spite of being a subpar student, Lizzie is really taking the old elementary school by storm.
Lizzie: MOM I GOT AN A PLUS!
Cecile: Good job, baby!
Except suddenly she's a stellar student! Impressive.
Brand: Hey kid, I'm your stepdad, and I'm here to spring you from the joint.
Jack: Cool!
It's a good thing I'm doing a mini Black Widow Challenge, because I think this generation would be kinda boring otherwise. X)
Brand: I cleaned glasses for over a hundred years, so cleaning a baby's bottom is no problem.
Great, a slob. Now I really hope they don't have a baby.
Brand: Good to know it works, and I didn't send her a piece of junk! XD
I really hate that Maxis outfit, but it kinda suits him. Not that I hate him, and hopefully he won't stick around long enough to find out if I will.
The text didn't get captured with the image this time, but they didn't "try for baby", and they didn't accidentally get one, either. So phew! Now we have to ditch him before their Romance Sim hormones give them another chance for an oopsie.
Enjoy your last slumber.
I have to say, I love the incredibly dorky way that Sim kids dance!
I was bored, so I let SERA find out. P.S. Letting SERA find out was also kind of boring.
Oh, and the other day I stumbled across this picture from Cici's nefarious youth, and I remembered that Cici has always liked Tyrell, which put a whole new level of creepiness on her.
Cecile: He'll be dead by the time I wake up. >XD
Cici suggested that Brand go for a swim. In other words, I used his adult command.
Brand: Hey Cici, there's something funny about your pool! There are no ladders!
Whoops.
It wasn't a good day for SERA, either.
But Jack loves the fishies.
Brand: GLUBGLUBGLUBGLUB
RIP Brand. (I just typoed Gland and Bland.)
Aww, the kitties must have liked him.
You might think this is the quickest Sim death ever in my game, but I'm pretty sure Elden sniped Elias even faster in Ursula's Black Widow Challenge. So at least Ursula still holds many records.
Time to start thinking about Depends, Tyson. There's no shame in it.
Cecile: I'M GONNA KILL HIM! KILL HIM!
She's playing The Sims 3. Practicing, I imagine.
Sometimes she has fits of remorse for the things she does. Probably she's thinking about getting caught, and having to spend the rest of her life behind bars.
Okaysies, that's all for the Dimwits for now. Next up here in Sammyfrogland we'll have three updates with MK'la and the Scheiler Uglacy. It is my goal to finish Scheiler generation eight this year, or die trying! That means we may not see the Dimwits again until next year. Hopefully you enjoy reading both legacies, though. You can start expecting the Scheiler updates next month. In other words, I'm procrastinating preparing them, lol!
As always, thanks for stopping by! I hope you're having a great day; and if not, give yourself a hug and hang in there. You can do it!
ISBI Stats:
Torch-Holders: 10
Perma-Plat Sims: 9
Shrink Visits: 31
Fires: 7
Self-Wettings: 131
Pass-Outs: 97
Food Naps: 83
Sponge Baths: 83
Fights: 231
Accidental Deaths: 20
Resurrections: 16
Social Worker Visits: 1