Hello and welcome to another round of Scheiler Uglacy updates, explained to us by our dear MK'la (who is only a fictional character, at least!)
This is the previous update, in case you need some idea of where we left off. Now, with my apologies, I'll leave you to MK'la. Oh, and this update has 100+ pictures, JSYK.
*cue opening narration music* On the coast of Isla Tropicana stands a grand Spanish house, its halls and rooms bustling with life. For a new generation of Scheilers is growing and thriving, and with its progress also comes progress for the parents. All for the betterment of the Community that strives to make life better for ugly people everywhere.
OK so it's been a while since I played so welcome back everybuddies glad to have ya here!!!! LUL I wonder who's date flowers those are, and how come I don't remember those potted plantes being there before XD
Right off Vera brung us a lamp!
Rolf: Practicin mah camoflaging skills. Howma doin ;)
Tender Forever: There's enough of us in this generation now," Tender forever said wisely. She knows cuz I think she's the oldest in this gen.
OMGosh, I 4got she was wearing this cute ensemble, where it looks like the kitty is hanging out in her overall pocket.
Justice Evermore was having many serious thoughts
, the depths of which could only be hinted at.
January Flock: I"M SUPER DUPER TIRED NOW D:<
Oh my goodnesses! Every goodness!
Liranda: Aww, did the littoe one soil himself in his diaper? Don't worry, Grandma Liranda knows what to do about that.
She's such a good and loving grandma, even if she never looks like one! Her and Ian have come to stay at the Spanish house and watch this branch of the family grow for a while. Ian's around here somewhere.
Sam likes to watch Quinistotle play sometimes cuz it's like having her Quinn back again.
I told Ian to let Always Friday outta his crib and then he disappeared from the family panel? Uhh i hope he's okay. Maybe he's voiding. That's a secret term for something that only really special people can do. I don't know exactly what it involves because sadly I'm not one of them. Maybe someday Always Friday will be able to tell us.
Saphron Storm: DIS Iz MAI KITTEH!!!
Rolf: Not so tight kid
Rolf might wanna reconsider his cuddliness.
Have I shown u January Flcoks' cool awesome PJs yet? They're so cool and they make her feel awesome.
Don't let their names fool u! Penberry Jones and Tender Forever are tuff stuff! They'll both be teens soon, in fact today's Tender Forever's birthday after school, so they're ready for it.
Quinistotle: Awwh humans are so cute!
The twins are being like those one masks where one is sad and one is happy.
Brendy is happily on her way to her career path. Good she's not thinking about the loooonnnng way she has to go!
Liranda pitched in and helped potty train the twins. It had been a long time but she loves to help out with the bebbees.
You need Libertu Summer potty training faces in your life. Yes you do!:
There!
Zenga Jive: Nom nom cars heeheehee!
He's gonna be a normal kid yeah.
Yay promotion for Brendy! And some cousins came over!
Lacey Lizzie is quite a few years younger than Tender Forever, but she wanted to impress her with her already knowledge on fashion. (The other cousin who came over was Zonia Zar, who's Lacey Lizzy's older sister. OMgsh I';m sooooo far behind on updating the Scheiler family tree page!!)
So then it was time for Tender Forever's massive bday party so we invited some more relatives over. It was so big that everybody and the chandeliers were there! She got impatient waiting for everyone to arrive at her cake and so she got started lol!
Every1 was stoked for the 1st teen of gen8!
NNNNOOOOO how did u get a cold Tex you don't even go anywhere!
Mandy: Nobody will mind if I snag my piece now
Brendy: Um that's my daughters cake!
Then every1's attensh started wandering.
LOL well I hope Tender Forever's not gonna take any of this too personally!
Tender Forever: Fine you know what if they're just gonna move on like that then I'm canceling my birthday! I'll just go to the bathroom instead!
Oops I guess she did.
More birthdays coming up! Good then Tender Forever won't hafta go thru her teens alone for very long.
Wendy: COUGHCOUGHGAGSPUTTER
Oh so you're the culprit!
LOL no wonder she wanted to grow up on her own!
Pyson came home with a promotion even as Tender Forever took her first stride towards adulthood.
So Sam doesn' seem to have an age-up randomizer atm so I closed my eyes and picked Knowledge. The rest is that what the game randomly rolled
. I hope Tender Forever likes it.
And there's how she turned out. She decided to lighten her hair a bit and go with a breezy summery look cuz she loves to be outdoors and neer the water and stuff.
Tender Forever: I'm old enough to have my own social media now!
Well there goes her life and sense of well being.
Awwh, Mandy and Quinistotile fell in love with each other.
Now it's Birthday Part Two. This time it's for Brilliamt Sun! No wait I meant Always Friday! LOL I'm getting my Schielers mixed up! See I need to update the family tree! Then we all can remember who's who!
Nooooo this is freakin me out it looks like he's wielding a weapon and we're all gonna die!!!!!1
Good thing Tender Forever isn't the jealous type.
Quinistotle: I think you grew up well and will make the Community proud.
Always Friday: Thank u wise cat. I am honored.
Well I'm not real sure where he's getting the Jowls of Doom from.
I mean look at those! They totally impress! He's honorable Community.
And now we must pay the cat tax. Quinistotle looked so adorbz sittin on the counter like a bad boi. Hopefully he wasn't just in the litter box.
And here's an equally adorbz shot of Batzy. Her action q said "Watch."
No wonder, there was plenty going on.
Oh no the germs are spreading! that sux.
Penberry Hones: Maybe if I turn my head like this, and pull my arm back like that, I can find the spot.
The devoted parents taught their darling daughters about how to make your homework less horrible to do.
Zenga Jive: Guess what bro it's 2am and we're the only ones still up, let's par-tay!!
Saphron Stoerm: Alllll riiiiight! *baby fist pump*
That is a terrigying level of enthusiasm lol!
Penberry Jones: LOL did u and Justice Evermore have a fight and he locked u out or something lol?
Always Friday: Noooo we did not!
TEnder Forever: What am I doing standing outside at 6am in my underwear?
Maybe u were sleepwalking?
Always Friday: I'm so excited for my first day of school!!!
Tender Forever: LOL not for much longer!
At least she got her act back together before she got on the bus.
D:D:D:D:D:D:D:
Saphron Storm why are you being a problem child??
Zenga Jive: Dis iz mah real twin!
So yeh I've decided the boys get to learn how to walk cuz they both wanna, then I'm gonna cheat-age them up cuz I'm sickka babies lol!
And now Tex can begin his writing career! He's been dreaming of it since forever, or at least since college, but has been busy raising his kids. Now they're all self-sufficient, so he can finally get started. And no, he's not writing Harry Potter scifi crossover fanfic. He'll tell us what it is when he's ready. True artists are usually sensitive like that.
He's p excited, he's had soooo many ideas!
TEnder Foreever: Old people in love, lol how funny!
January Flock is in the cool club.
Lacey Lizzie thinks it's fun to come down to the valley where it isn't constantly snowing.
Don't look in the fridge or make dinner or anything Brendy. Just drink coconut joice.
You know how little kids get jelaous or feel insecure or something when their parents pay attention to stuff or do stuff that has nothing to do with them? Yeah, Always Friday's going thru that phase. Suddenly he's gotta play darts while Tex Tora is trying to write his furst novel.
Justice Evermore: I hate school and I'm bored outta my mind 8D
He'd rather be out fighting for justice.
Penberry Jones: Come on you guys and help me think of the perfect birthday wish. Should I wish to be heier, or should I wish to be an Ambassador and go to Spain or somewhere else really cool?
Yep it's time for the 2nd teen of gen 8!
And more pirthdays coming!
So here she is. Her mom let her add streaks to her heair for her bday, but when she's 16 she plans to go more radical with her color. She looks a lot like Pyson, only more potatoey like Liberty Summer.
And there's her profile! BTW She longs to be Popular, even tho she has ony like 3 outgoing points, and she likes black-haired guys to wear a lot of facepaint, not red-haired guys.
Zonia Zar also came home from school with the kids again. And soup's on for the cats. (Not human soup tho)
Penberry's parents congratulate her on her special day.
Then Pyson did more dad stuff and taught Saphron Storm to walk. They didn't need much light cuz Saphron was glowing with the learning juice.
Johnavon came over again to scare me some more.
Liberty Summer: This is sooooo yummy :D:D:D:D:D:D:
Liberty Summer and Brendy Eternity are having a dumb. They were both starving to death, then Liberty Summer finnaly realized she can make food, so she made pudding, lolololol!
LOL look at dat baby head lol! OK so AS you can tell the twins learned some skills so now I'm cheat aging them so there XP
They don't seem to mind being graduated from babyness a bit early.
Here's Zenga Jive lololol omygosh is he amazing or what XDXDXDXD He skipped having hair till now, and now he's all about stylin it wif his cheezy grin. I love him!
Zenga Jive: Don't worry, Mr. Dragoon, you're still my best buddy.
Dragoon Solidarity Forever. His profile is amazing! At first I thought that lump was his nose, but it's his other cheek!
And here's Saphron Storm. They're both really good parental combos!
Kid has a total potato profile. And I say that in the most Community way possible.
His solidarity is with the cats. Pika doesn't mind.
Zenga Jive: Nuh-uh! Algebra on my first day of school???
Penberry Jones: Oh yeah! It happened to me and I nearly died. Had to see the school nurse and everything. They gave me a shot with a big hypo. And they send you to detention if you don't get it right the 1st time.
Zenga Jive: I QUIT ALREADY.
Zenga Jive's been trolled.
Justice Evermore and Always Friday put in some before school work on their rival kingdoms, and I just noticed that I never gave Always Friday his better clothes!
Tex Toro can't wait to get back to work on his novel.
Liberty Summer wants to be his beta reader.
Brendy Eternity hopes that there's a tragic heroine in the story, who has to be saved from death, and that the character is based on her.
Tex Toro: SO. MANY. IDEAS! This'll have to be a series!
HE's living his best writer life at last.
No more babies, kids all away at school and a day off from work. Lieber Sommer has earned some relaxation time.
Ian didn't have anything to do before goin to work so he just sat and enjoyed the outdoors, getting fresh air and vitamin D.
Oh that's cool, Tender Forever's a violinist. I feel like she's been hiding that from us all all these years.
Liberty Summer felt relxaed enough to do something responsible again, like make sure none of the cats age and die.
But she had to catch Pika in her busy schedule of making the maid stop working to hug her, lol!
Batzy waited her turn. Ohmygosh this yarnball has been sitting her 9millionevar and 1 of the cats finally noticed it!
Justice Evermore: Hi Mom had a great day at school!
Brendy Eternity: Good job, boys, on being such good members of the Community!
Other Schielers who came home from school w/the kids today included Timor Taz and Aeridaecia.
Look who is Pyson's friend from work! Grace Duckling Magpie!
Pat Riarchy was on the prowl, looking for some woman's life to dominate and control.
And then it was time For Just ice Evermore's birthday celebration. He made his wish to be an asset to him Community among his family and supporters.
And there he is! His Community and also his name has enspired him to seek justice for everyone, and he's heard about all the good work Landru does so he's his hero. He even imited his hairstyle.
Nose appreciation photo. Oh oh oh and I almost forgot to tell you! He rolled Family, and he likes formal wear and logic but doesn't really dig hard workers or something.
Batzy: Mmm-mmm, Grandmaps Comfort Soup! Just what the humans need to make them feel all better.
No, Tex Toro, no more kids. Make characters instead. And get a recliner.
As it was a time of celebration and renewal, there was a massive Grandma's Comfort Soup Get Over Our Colds party.
Rolf thought he'd help himself, just in case human flu is
OMgosh Brendy what is the matter with you there's a whole shower like right behind you all you had to do was walk 3 steps!!!
Liranda thought that was a good idea. Ian thought it was a good ida to watch.
Alrite so that's all I got for ya this time, but don't worry there are 2 more Schielers updates coming right up! I won't say next week cuz I never know if it really will be and I hate lyin to yas!But it will be sooooon ok well thanxxx for tuning in and I'll see yalls next time!!!