Not possible!!!!!!
So, revised goal:
Sort through every item of clothing (well over 300 items) and get rid of anything I haven't worn in a year. Closet is done - mostly work clothes.
Items so far to freecycle: 27
Exceptions:
College Varsity Letter Jacket
Little black gucci dress (for formal occasions when a black cocktail dress and pearls are indicated)
Currently sorting through t-shirts and play clothes.
I'll report back as a percentage of my clothing when I finish later this afternoon.
My starting point with obligatory supervision by resident feline: