FOREVER ALONE = HAPPINESS
So as not to have to repeat this story again I am posting it here to link bitches when they ask me "how did the date go". I'd forgotten all about how I was supposed to tell people about that. Go figure, I rather read porn and stare at Jungmin and mother fucking Yang Yoseob who's climbed way up on my bias list (why are you so precious, Yoseob). Scroll down to the TL:DR if you want to save yourself some bad language.
So anyway the date was bad, real bad. Even though I had no expectations I was like 'hey what the hell, maybe make a friend'. It didn't go down like that. I dressed nice just because the friend did and women must always compete to look better. It's an unwritten law when you've been friends for nearly 8 years that you always have to make the other bitch look bad.
Her boyfriend picked us up at 6pm, right on time. Surprised me because man time usually means they'll be there two hours after they say they will. My date was in the passenger's seat and douche baggery started right then and there. My friend commented on how she usually sits up front with her man and he straight up says 'oh well not today' with the most condescending voice ever. That was hold back the bitch slap that wanted to come out moment number one.
Then the fucker doesn't even say hello when the boyfriend introduces us to him. He has his face just glued to a mother fucking DS playing mother fucking Zelda of all cock sucking games. So me, the friend and her boyfriend sit making idle chatter in the car as we drive to the movie theater while this guy just sits there whining at his game. Interrupting actual human communication for his shit game and how he needs to collect whatever the fuck to win.
He was extremely rude to my friend as well and one thing guys need to learn. You don't just treat your date good, you treat her friends good too or you get your balls jabbed into your own throat. So we go see Kung Fu Panda 2, which I was against because I hated the first Kung Fu Panda movie (I have no soul, just thought you'd like to know). The movie ended up being really fucking good, nothing like the first one. No spoilers but Po is adopted, I am shark. Throughout the movie like the tools we are the friend, her boyfriend and I kept making jokes but douche just sat there all 'fuck I hate this'. His only insightful comment was a reference to Avatar: The Last Airbender. Then he was talking about dead people as we're leaving the theater.
I have no idea what the hell sparked a conversation about the many that died during the Japanese earthquakes and storms that took place not long ago. Like seriously way to bring down our good moods. So we go eat and while I didn't expect him to pay I was assured by my friend that he would. He didn't. He pretty much glared at me as we waited to order food just so that I wouldn't order anything. That topped the whole ride to Five Guys where all he did was talk about his game as I stared out the window and imagined him under the tires of a truck. Awkward doesn't begin to describe it.
The friend and her boyfriend kept trying to help start conversations between us and while I made a conscious effort (despite my desire to take a rusty chainsaw to every hole in his body and make new ones) he shot it all down. Everything came back to video games and dead people. I wouldn't have minded the video game talk if he didn't do it in a way that said you two females are too stupid to understand these games. When in reality it was more we don't give a fuck. We spoke about anime too and so the only interesting conversation came when Gundam 00 was brought up.
That was the only moment in the entire date I hadn't wanted to snap his neck. Unfortunately he ruined that too by pretty much not letting me get a word in when I tried to say why I liked the series. You asked me the fucking question, can you let me answer it? Obviously not. That's how all our conversations went during meal time. Eventually that ended and we headed to her boyfriend's place to hang out. I greeted his mother and family. He was planning on us going to watch another movie on the big screen in his entertainment room but my date decided to run up the stairs to the boyfriend's room and promptly make himself comfortable with his lap top.
So now he wasn't ignoring us for a DS but for a lap top. He pretty much took up most of the space on the bed too (which I was forced to sit on because there was only one chair in the room) so I had to sit near the boyfriend's pillows. It was uncomfortable to say the least. Boyfriend played some video games and joked with us about them while douche went off on my friend about her dislike of anime. She said 90% of anime is primarily bad cliches of panty shots and perversion pretending to have a story line told through bad art. He kept jumping down her throat after that when it's true. All modern anime is pretty much soft core porn, just go look up anything made from 2010 to now.
He wouldn't leave the fucking topic alone. Even when we had already moved on to watching a live action series, Garo, on the boyfriend's wide screen desktop. Since I was sitting on the bed I couldn't really see too well and douche decides raising his knees will help me see better. I was forced to move up closer to him so that my chest was near his head. Of course the best thing to do after treating a girl and her best friend like crap is to blatantly stare at her breasts. Totally going to score good points for that. And just for good measure he threw in some mentions of bondage and school girls. He even showed me a clip of a shitty anime he likes that included both.
So I decided to just ignore him. I honestly pretended he wasn't there, let him stare at my boobs all he liked as I watched Garo and spoke with the friend and her man. Then it was time for me and her to leave. The boyfriend said he'd drive us back to her place. The douche didn't even say good bye. He just ran right out the door to his jeep and drove off. He didn't even say good bye to his own friend. Soon as we get into the car the friend's boyfriend apologized to me and informed me douche didn't take his pills.
My first thought was 'are you people fucking kidding me'. They set me up on a date with a kid who needs pills to keep from killing himself and treating everyone like shit. He apparently had had a bad day and took it out on me. Now look here little white boy that lives in a big house, has his own car, has an expensive lap top, goes to a school that actually teaches you something, has a job and has never had to worry about being able to pay his bills you don't know what a fucking bad day is. A bad day is wiping up the vomit of a child you barely know off the floor then realizing some of it got on your shirt for a tiny pay check you'll get next month because they withhold your checks. Not having a driver's license and paying $23 every time you want to see your closest friend. Finding out you have a nerve disorder that's never going to get better and can't really be medicated, is a bad day.
So grow the fuck up because I deal with enough babies during the summer to make one my boyfriend. I also already have a pussy I don't need a second one.
I made my friend pay me back for the food I had to buy that day. The douche didn't apologize to me for his behavior till two days after. The only reason he apologized too was because his friend and my friend scolded him for being such an asshole. I'm sure I made him cry too when I told him I'm far too mature for that petty crap and the bad impression I have of him will likely never change.
TL:DR So to sum everything up, he was an asshole. Kung Fu Panda 2 was a good movie. Five Guys is delicious, stalking Jungmin is better than meeting men not posing for pictures and I want to put my hand in Yoseob's pants.