My Job
The $700 bird I always walk around with on me shoulder, ARG ME MATEY!
Brendas hands containing a three week old black bear hampster that's roughly the size of one of those pencil topper erasers. How the fuck is it even alive? It's so tiny. Please note that the tiny pink spot between its rear and the white of the surgical glove is not brendas hand, but a tiny little hind foot...clinging. OMG.
Horray for petsmart.