This is, again, for Joan, the only person who probably knows what this is about. It's been years (Lord, don't it make you feel old), but here is more in this verse. It's one of several things I owe you. One day, they will come. Thank you for not hating me.

Only Herself For Company girl!Ben/Charlie, pg, 2000wds
You visit the cashier and swan out ( Read more... )

You know it's love when you ignore all other committments to watch someone's backlog of embarrassing films.

I may be watching the Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement right now, dug out of the dusty recesses of my DVD drawer. Before you scoff, I have two words for you: Chris Pine.

Ngghhhh.

side note: I saw Star Trek last night. Shit, son.

In the back of my mind, I always wanted to expand on these a little, but I've started back at uni today and the workload is already bowling me over. Anyway. These are all pitifully short :/

( once upon a time, jack/will, g )

Okay. I don't really expect anyone other than Joan to read this :/. AND YOU BETTER LIKE IT. No pressure.

The Rain Before It Falls
girl!Ben/Charlie, R, 2200wds
The life and times of Ben Wade.

A/N: This here is Joan’s Christmas present. It took me three months and it's only 2k. Yeah. It’s an AU of 3:10 to Yuma where Ben was born a girl. Title ( Read more... )

Seriously, people.

Slumdog Millionaire is the best. thing. ever. And then there's a Bollywood dance at the end, and YES TO THAT. Dev Patel (who is from Skins, apparently) is so skinny. And tall. I have a thing for tall people. I don't know why. But I do ( Read more... )

OH HAI, GUYS.

Guess what I did on Saturday? Went to see Twilight. Twice. The second time was under threat of death by my friends, but really. I didn't put up too much of a fight.

Yeah I know. I'm disappointed in myself too. I wasn't going to let myself get sucked in. I wasn't. Fail. I expected to be laughing the whole movie, as RPattz just cracks ( Read more... )

Hi, peeps. I've only had intermittent access to the Internet lately. My sister dropped my laptop (actually, she chimes in, it was really my fault because I left it on the edge of my bed. The fact that she jumped on my bed is unrelated.) so now it won't connect. Any suggestions to get it working again?

I saw Australia today. ( review - no plot-specific spoilers )

The world's first canon brocest pairing?

I think so.

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That's not normal, right?

ps, for those unfamiliar to the Boondock Saints, Connor is icing his dick because a giant feminist kicked him in the babymakers. If you know what I mean.

I just watched the Boondock Saints. It only had a (very) limited release over here, so I'd never really heard of it, but it was on sale at K-Mart, so I bought it on impulse.

I'm torn between exasperation at someone writing something so stupid, and then clapping because it's so stupid it's awesomeIn hindsight, it rocks, but only because I'm ( Read more... )

Princess Bride meme

When you see this, post in your own journal with your favorite quote from The Princess Bride. Preferably not "As you wish" or the Inigo Montoya speech.

Obviously, the Princess Bride is one of my fave movies *points to journal title*. SO HARD TO CHOOSE. But I'll have to go with ( Read more... )