Dear Hollywood,
Attention Jews, Communists, and Homosexuals,
I am confused what you're trying to accomplish with "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry" -- will featuring Adam Sandler and Kevin James pretending to be gay turn us all gay? Or Jewish? Or gay and Jewish? (Or... are you still trying to turn people into Communists?) Is there going to a fifth-act switcheroo where Chuck and Larry learn that they actually have feelings for each other and that gay sex is hotter than het sex? Or will it be like Kissing Jessica Stein for gay men?
I am confused what you're trying to accomplish with "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry" -- will featuring Adam Sandler and Kevin James pretending to be gay turn us all gay? Or Jewish? Or gay and Jewish? (Or... are you still trying to turn people into Communists?) Is there going to a fifth-act switcheroo where Chuck and Larry learn that they actually have feelings for each other and that gay sex is hotter than het sex? Or will it be like Kissing Jessica Stein for gay men?