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Every story listed here is complete, unless otherwise indicated. (But so far, they're all complete.) Stories are listed in reverse chronological order and sorted by fandom. No infringements on the rights of real people intended. No claims made to the copyrighted programs and characters referenced herein. Not profiting in any way.
Bandom RPF
HOLD THIS HEART AND TIE IT TIGHT
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dapatty Pairing: Frank Iero/Gerard Way
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Meet-Cute; Rope Bondage; Headspace; Public Scene
Word count: 5,200
Warnings: n/a
Notes: Written for 2014
Pod-Together. Fills my
Kink Bingo square "Bondage." Beta by
cinaea.
Summary: Frank hasn't been tied up in months, and it's driving him crazy. So he attends a meeting of the local rope-bondage interest group, hoping to meet someone to play with or at least get a quick fix. Lucky for him, the group organizer knows exactly what Frank needs--and how to give it to him.
Posted August 13, 2014
MEET ME TONIGHT IN ATLANTIC CITY
LJ |
DW |
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croissantkatie Pairing: Frank Iero/Gerard Way
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Humor; Romance; Role Play AU
Word count: 3,500
Warnings: n/a
Notes: Written for 2013
Pod-Together. Fills my
Kink Bingo square "Dressup." Beta by
cinaea.
Summary: An AU meet-cute at a Murder Mystery Party set in a speakeasy during the Roaring Twenties.
Posted August 19, 2013
ALL THE WICKED SHADOWS
LJ |
DW |
AO3Pairing: Frank Iero/Gerard Way
Rating: R
Genre: Horror, Vampire AU
Word count: 5,800
Warnings: language
Notes: Written for the Halloween
Mini (Fang!) Bang challenge. Featuring art by
cheerfortyranny! Fills my
Kink Bingo square "Danger." Beta by
cinaea.
Summary: A favor for his friend Mikey leads Frank to an abandoned building in North Jersey...where Mikey's dark secret is hiding.
Posted November 10, 2012
THE TRUTH IS I'M ON MY WAY
LJ |
DW |
AO3Pairing: Frank Iero/Gerard Way
Rating: PG-13
Genre: High School AU, Teen Angst, Coming Out
Word count: 5,600
Warnings: language
Notes: Written for the 2012
Bandom Reverse Big Bang, inspired by
fleurrochard's
open scene performance. Beta by
cinaea.
Summary: Frank's been drawing on himself since elementary school, up under his sleeves and pant legs where his teachers and classmates won't see; he knows how to color inside the lines. He doesn't need Gerard to do it for him. (A high school AU.)
Posted March 23, 2012
Marvel Cinematic Universe
WE'D WIN THE WAR IN LIPSTICK AND CURLS
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DW |
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originally Pairing: Peggy Carter/Pvt. Lorraine
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Flirting; Seduction; Mentors; Women in the Military; World War II; 1940s; Strategic Scientific Reserve
Word count: 1,500
Warnings: n/a
Notes: Written for 2014
Pod-Together. Beta by
cinaea.
Summary: When a seductive American private arrives at SSR's London headquarters, Peggy sets out to determine what she's really after.
Posted August 9, 2014
DON'T THE MOON PULL A TIDE
LJ |
DW |
AO3Pairing: Pepper Potts/Tony Stark
Rating: R
Genre: PWP
Word count: 1,700
Warnings: n/a
Notes: Fills my
Kink Bingo square "Silk/Velvet/Feathers/Furs." Beta by
cinaea.
Summary: Bedroom negotiations in the bath.
Posted October 28, 2012
THE EXPLOSIONS IN MY HEART LEAD ME OUT TO MEET YOU
LJ |
DW |
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sisi_rambles Pairing: Bruce Banner/Tony Stark
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Lab Romance
Word count: 2,600
Warnings: n/a
Notes: Written for 2012
Pod-Together. Beta by
cinaea.
Summary: It's just a reception. They'll make small talk, drink some sparkling wine, listen to awkward speeches, and try to postpone the inevitable Higgs boson throw-down as long as possible.
Posted August 27, 2012
A SIMPLE EXCUSE FOR A COMPLEX CRIME
LJ |
DW |
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takola Pairing: Clint Barton/Phil Coulson
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Mission-fic, Pre-slash
Word count: 1,400
Warnings: n/a
Notes: Written for 2012
Pod-Together. Fills my
Kink Bingo square "Collars." Beta by
cinaea.
Summary: Every agent on Phil's team was on alert. Except Barton, whose fingers were dug into the high collar of his WSC uniform.
Posted August 15, 2012
American Idol RPF / Glam Rock RPF
STOP THE WORLD AND MELT WITH YOU
LJ |
DW |
AO3Pairing: Kris Allen/Adam Lambert
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Superhero AU, Kink
Word count: 1,900
Warnings: n/a
Notes: Fills my
Kink Bingo square "Sensation Play." Beta by
cinaea.
Summary: "We are not having sex in the secret sanctuary." - A superhero AU.
Posted February 16, 2014
THE PLAN B FOR YOU AND ME
LJ |
DW |
AO3Pairing: Kris Allen/Adam Lambert
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Romance, Humor
Word count: 2,500
Warnings: n/a
Notes: Written for the 2013
kradamreversebb Big Bang for
youkeyh's art prompt. Beta by
cinaea.
Summary: After three years of waiting, Adam is ready to enjoy his happily ever after with Kris…if Kris would just hurry up and realize they're dating already.
Posted February 18, 2013
THE SPORTS PACKAGE
LJ |
DW |
AO3Pairing: Kris Allen/Adam Lambert
Rating: R
Genre: Humor, AU
Word count: 3,600
Warnings: n/a
Notes: Written for the 2013
kradamreversebb Big Bang for
katekat1010's art prompt. Beta by
cinaea.
Summary: Kris is so out of practice it's embarrassing.
Posted February 8, 2013
I GOT WAYS TO MAKE YOU SING MY SONGS
LJ |
DW |
AO3Pairing: Kris Allen/Adam Lambert
Rating: R
Genre: PWP
Word count: 1,300
Warnings: language
Notes: Fills my
Kink Bingo square "Sex Toys (Non-penetrating)." Beta by
cinaea.
Summary: Kris has a plan to get his boyfriend's attention tonight...with a special accessory from their toy drawer.
Posted October 31, 2012
PUSH TO START
LJ |
DW |
AO3Pairing: Adam Lambert/Tommy Ratliff
Rating: R
Genre: Glamnation Tour, PWP
Word count: 1,300
Warnings: language
Notes: Fills my
Kink Bingo square "Nippleplay / Tit Torture." Beta by
cinaea.
Summary: Adam got his nipples pierced a couple weeks ago, and Tommy knows they're sore as hell. But the fact that he's got 'em, got little barbells through his nipples that he feels every time he moves, that are gonna feel all kinds of good when someone flicks them, licks them…. Yeah. Tommy thinks about them a lot.
Posted October 29, 2012
5-STAR SERVICE
LJ |
DW |
AO3Pairing: Kris Allen/Adam Lambert
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Movie Fusion, Humor, Romance
Word count: 5,300
Warnings: language
Notes: Beta by
cinaea.
Summary: A Pretty Woman movie-fusion. At the Beverly Wilshire Hotel in Los Angeles, assistant manager Kris does whatever it takes to keep his guests happy…even if it means taking their prostitutes shopping.
Posted October 23, 2012
NEVER CLOSE OUR EYES
LJ |
DW |
AO3Pairing: Kris Allen/Adam Lambert
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Space Privateer AU, Romance, Action
Word count: 14,300
Warnings: sexual content, violence, strong language
Notes: Written for the 2012
kradambigbang challenge. Featuring art by
akavertigo. Fills my
Kink Bingo "Wild Card" square with "Sensation Play." Beta by
cinaea.
Summary: In a remote sector of the galaxy, captain Adam Lambert and his crew of privateers collect bounties off the cargo ships they destroy. A distress signal exposes Adam's darkest secret-a crime that could cost him his hard-won relationship with his pilot Kris. Meanwhile, one of Adam's old marks is coming to settle a score….
Posted August 1, 2012
LET ME TAKE THE WAVES OUT OF THE OCEAN
LJ |
DW |
AO3Pairing: Adam Lambert/Brad Bell
Rating: R
Genre: High School AU, PWP
Word count: 2,400
Warnings: watersports
Notes: For
idahophoenix's birthday. Fills my
Kink Bingo square "Watersports." Beta by
cinaea.
Summary: Their first day skipping school, and Adam drives them over an hour to a goddamn lake, when there's a perfectly good slice of Pacific Ocean just two miles from their high school.
Posted July 18, 2012
COME AS YOU ARE
LJ |
DW |
AO3Pairing: Kris Allen/Adam Lambert
Rating: R
Genre: AU, Get Together
Word count: 3,100
Warnings: D/s themes
Notes: Originally posted anonymously to
So Hot Out The Bed for the Valentine's Day 2012 porn exchange. Beta by
cinaea.
Summary: Kris goes to his neighbor's party hoping to get Adam's phone number. He ends up getting a whole lot more. (Cross-dressing, pervertibles, nipple clamps, oh my!)
Posted February 21, 2012
THE SPACE BETWEEN
LJ |
DW |
AO3Pairing: Kris Allen/Adam Lambert
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Romance, Future/Space AU
Word count: 2,500
Warnings: n/a
Notes: Written for the
kradamadness kink meme prompt "Futuristic SciFi Sex." Beta by
cinaea.
Summary: Every move he makes to pull them closer only pushes them further apart.
Posted February 3, 2012
'59 SOUND
LJ |
DW |
AO3Pairing: Kris Allen/Adam Lambert
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Drama/Romance, Period AU
Word count: 1,300
Warnings: period racism and homophobia
Notes: Beta by
idahophoenix,
akavertigo, and
cinaea.
Summary: He hears the first rumor at graduation. The name comes from a few rows back, whispers escaping hurried hands: Adam Lambert is back.
Posted January 31, 2012
SOMNOPHILIA
LJ |
DW |
AO3Pairing: Kris Allen/Adam Lambert
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Kink Meme PWP
Word count: 5,500
Warnings: established-relationship sleeping non-con
Notes: Originally posted to the
kradamadness 2012 Kink Meme. A post-Idol sequel to
abriata's mansion!fic
Somnifacient. Posted with
abriata's permission. Beta by
cinaea.
Summary: Kris and Adam explore multiple kinks (fingering, rimming, dildos, fucking machines, light bondage, desperation play, anal beads), particularly Adam's kink for a sleeping Kris.
Posted January 8, 2012
TO TASTE
LJ |
DW |
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fire_juggler Pairing: Kris Allen/Adam Lambert; Adam/OMC
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Romance, AU
Word count: 14,800
Warnings: Language
Notes: For
akavertigo's birthday. Art by
katekat1010. Beta by
akavertigo &
cinaea.
Remixed Original: This is an AU remix of
summerstorm's
the hum of silence never seemed so far. Remixed with permission for the
Kradamadness Remix Challenge.
Summary: In the game of love, food has an unfair advantage. In which Kris is a gourmet chef, and Adam is a Hollywood PA on a simple lunch run.
Posted November 15, 2011
DIPTYCH
LJ |
DW |
AO3Pairing: Kris Allen/Adam Lambert
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Romance, Action, Criminal AU
Word count: 42,000
Warnings: stalking, violence, language
Notes: Written for the 2011
kradambigbang challenge. Featuring art by
katekat1010. Beta by
cinaea.
Summary: Adam Lambert may not have stolen the Matheron Diptych, but he's about to sell it on the black market for a nice profit. He's not going to let an FBI investigation get in his way...if he can just shake the agent who's shadowing his every move. Special Agent Kris Allen has been watching Adam for weeks. But is Kris planning to arrest the glamorous art fence and retrieve the diptych? Or does he want more from Adam than just stolen merchandise? When Kris saves Adam’s life, the line blurs between Fed and criminal. But while Kris melts at Adam's touch, someone far more dangerous is searching for the diptych….
Posted July 22, 2011
CLOSE MY EYES AND TASTE YOU ON MY LIPS
LJ |
DW |
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jenepel Pairing: Kris Allen/Adam Lambert
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Romance, Non-famous AU
Word count: 4,400
Warnings: n/a
Notes: This is a collaborative work, written and recorded for the
pod_together 2011 challenge. This work was created to be listened to, not read. Although the full text is provided, my reader
jenepel and I encourage you to stream or download the podfic to get the most out of the story. Beta by
cinaea.
Summary: A birthday party, a blindfold, and a table full of desserts. Kris's wish fantasy is about to come true.
Posted July 17, 2011
THE TOP SECRET UNDERSEA LABORATORY OF DR. LAMBERT, EVIL GENIUS
LJ |
DW |
AO3Pairing: Kris Allen/Adam Lambert
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Crack, Romance AU
Word count: 1,600
Warnings: n/a
Notes: Inspired by
cinaea and a god-awful episode of The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Summary: Every evil genius needs an audience.
Posted May 17, 2011
THAT'S MONEY, HONEY
LJ |
DW |
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diane_mckay ★ Sequel fic
That's Money, Honey (The Confident Man Remix) written by
moirariordanPairing: Kris Allen/Adam Lambert
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Romance, AU
Word count: 2,200
Warnings: n/a
Notes: Written for
kradam_kiss. Based on a
prompt by
blue_icy_rose: "AU where the boys are criminals…and after they get away with committing their crime, there's kissing. Celebratory, or maybe they're just high on adrenaline, whatever!" Beta by
cinaea.
Summary: Kris doesn't like surprises. Adam is impulsive. It's a complicated partnership.
Posted May 4, 2011
LIKE JULIA CHILD, BUT WITH MORE BLOWJOBS
LJ |
DW |
AO3Pairing: Adam Lambert/OMC
Rating: R
Genre: Romance, Suspense
Word count: 9,250
Warnings: n/a
Notes: Written for the
cockbertbigbang fest. Featuring art by
glambini. Beta by
cinaea.
Summary: During Adam's 3rd European tour, the CIA activates him for a special assignment. But he'll have to bring his boyfriend along.
Posted April 10, 2011
EL PASO LOW
LJ |
DW |
AO3Pairing: Kris Allen/Adam Lambert
Rating: R
Genre: Action, Suspense, AU
Word count: 9,800
Warnings: Violence
Notes: Written for the 2011
kradamreversebb Big Bang challenge for
highdreams' art prompt. Beta by
cinaea.
Summary: Detective Kris Allen is working undercover in a smuggling ring on the U.S.-Mexican border when he discovers a prisoner in the compound. And he only has one night-and one gun-to get them both out alive.
Posted February 26, 2011
A $500 BOTTLE OF BORDEAUX
LJ |
DW |
AO3Pairing: Kris Allen/Adam Lambert
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Romance, AU
Word count: 8,500
Warnings: n/a
Notes: Written for the
kradamreversebb Big Bang for
katekat1010's art prompt. Beta by
cinaea.
Summary: Romance, revenge, and the dinner party from hell. A Broadway AU.
Posted February 20, 2011
KISSING GAMES
LJ |
DW |
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diane_mckay Pairing: Kris Allen/Adam Lambert
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Fluff, AU
Word count: 2,000
Warnings: n/a
Notes: Originally posted anonymously to
kradamvalentine for the Valentine's Day 2011 fic exchange. Written for recipient
pink_glitter_26. Beta by
cinaea.
Summary: "For once, I want a guy to just walk up and sweep me off my feet."
Posted February 14, 2011
THINK OF YOU, THINK OF ME
LJ |
DW |
AO3Pairing: Kris Allen/Adam Lambert
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Tour!fic, PWP
Word count: 4,000
Warnings: n/a
Notes: No beta; all mistakes my own.
Summary: "Every time I think of you, you're gonna think of me," Adam said, his voice dreamy and so, so pleased.
Posted January 4, 2011
TRADING SPACES
LJ |
DW |
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takola Pairing: Kris Allen/Adam Lambert
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Fluff
Word count: 1,300
Warnings: n/a
Notes: Originally posted to
kradamadness for Round 5 theme "Space."
Summary: Kris and Adam redesign rooms in each others' homes for an episode of Celebrity Trading Spaces.
Posted December 3, 2010
THE SKY'S THE LIMIT
LJ |
DW |
AO3Pairing: Kris Allen/Adam Lambert
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Fluff, AU
Word count: 2,000
Warnings: n/a
Notes: Originally posted to
kradam_kiss. Fills
moirariordan's prompt.
Summary: Romantic movie kisses weren't as romantic in real life. All the big-screen glamour was a trick of the editing room-the actual filming was repetitive, impersonal, and boring. Especially when you were overtired, underpaid, and fed up with the bitchy, no-name director who thought he was the next Scorsese.
Posted October 25, 2010
GOT ME WRONG
LJ |
DW |
AO3Pairing: Kris Allen/Katy Allen, Kris Allen/Adam Lambert
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Mansion!fic, Angst
Word count: 3,100
Warnings: n/a
Notes: Originally posted to
kradam_kiss.
Summary: Kris isn't as innocent as everyone thinks.
Posted October 25, 2010
THE ALDERMAN FORD TOUCH-A-THON EVENT
LJ |
DW |
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diane_mckay Pairing: Kris Allen/Adam Lambert
Rating: R
Genre: Humor, AU
Word count: 15,000
Warnings: n/a
Summary: Adam and Kris never tried out for American Idol. Instead, they meet in a very different kind of competition, trying to win a new car in an all-day dealership challenge. But can they keep their hands on the car instead of each other?
Posted September 3, 2010
READY NOW (IF YOU CAN WAIT A LITTLE MORE)
LJ |
DW |
AO3Pairing: Kris Allen/Adam Lambert
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Drama
Word count: 44,500
Warnings: n/a
Notes: Written for the 2010
kradambigbang challenge. Featuring art by
xdoyoufalltoox. Beta by
cinaea.
Summary: Just as Kris gets up the courage to tell Adam how he feels about him, Adam mysteriously disappears from a bad neighborhood. Finding himself involved in a high-stakes investigation, Kris faces off with their record label, the FBI, and the demons of his and Adam's complicated past to uncover who, if anyone, could have taken Adam.
Posted July 20, 2010
JAMES DEAN OF THE MUSIC SCENE
LJ |
DW |
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takola Pairing: Kris Allen/Adam Lambert
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Future!fic
Word count: 2,500
Warnings: n/a
Notes: Originally posted to
kradam_kiss. Fills a request by
wikken for Jealous!Adam.
Summary: Kris leaned toward him as far as his seatbelt allowed and said, “You’re jealous.”
Posted May 16, 2010
COVINGTON MARSHES BYLAWS, SECTION 13.D: COMMUNITY RULES FOR HAUNTINGS
LJ |
DW |
AO3Pairing: Kris Allen/Adam Lambert
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Horror, AU
Word count: 50,000
Warnings: n/a
Notes: Originally posted to
kradam_kiss.
Summary: When an evil spirit takes up residence in Kris's New Orleans condo, Kris avoids going home at night by hooking up at the local gay club. But when he gets involved with one of the club's performers, he gets a lot more than a place to spend the night.
Posted April 11, 2010
Teen Wolf
ANNIVERSARY DAY
LJ |
DW |
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h_lunulata Pairing: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Emotional H/C; Established Relationship; Schmoop; Pack Feels
Word count: 2,300
Warnings: n/a
Notes: Written for 2013
Pod-Together. Beta by
cinaea.
Summary: The day starts with a wild goose chase. Given the past year, Derek figures things can only get worse.
Posted August 30, 2013
Hawaii Five-0
IT'S A MATTER OF PRIDE
DW |
AO3Pairing: n/a
Rating: PG
Genre: Team!fic
Word count: 1,300
Warnings: n/a
Notes: Written for Leupagus's
promptfest. Fills the prompt "Kono and Steve work out a strategic op to trick Danny onto a surfboard."
Summary: The H5O team vows to make Danny try surfing. By any means necessary.
Posted November 7, 2010
Stargate: Atlantis
SITUATION NORMAL (A.F.U.)
LJ |
DW |
AO3Pairing: n/a
Rating: R for violence
Genre: Team!fic, Gen
Word count: 22,500
Warnings: Attempted sexual assault
Spoilers: Through 2.01 The Siege, Part III
Summary: On a routine off-world mission, something goes terribly wrong for Major Lorne's Gate Team. When they get back to Atlantis, the B-Team's soldiers and scientists have to deal with the fallout in a city that's still trying to recover from its own attack.
Posted August 30, 2010
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