Monologue-ing

Dec 06, 2007 23:59

My sister had some friends over today; fortunately there was enough leftover ingredients from the tacos we had at lunch to have burritos for dinner. lol. I spent quite a bit of time learning lines, which is good; I haven't quite gotten through Autolycus's speech yet (thanks to the long and odd list of trinkets he prattles off), but I'm about 80% confident that I have the much longer Henry V speech (St Crispin's Day) down. I keep blanking out in the same spots, though, which is annoying. Gotta have these down by Saturday!

Meanwhile, I did spend some time playing FFXII, and discovered despite my lengthy attempts to level up, it apparently wasn't enough to take down an elite mark for a bounty hunt. So back to the tedious process I go...

To actually learn the two monologues I need to, I need to familiarise myself with the content; so I figured I'd type them both out here, and reinforce my memory. :-P

Henry V by William Shakespeare (IV.3)
HENRY: What's he that wishes so? My cousin Westmoreland? No, my fair cousin; if we are mark'd to die, we are enow to do our country loss; and if to live, the fewer men, the greater share of honour. God's will! I pray thee, wish not one man more. By Jove, I am not covetous for gold, nor care I who doth feed upon my cost; it years me not if men my garments wear; such outward things dwell not in my desires. But if it be a sin to covet honour, I am the most offending soul alive. No, faith, my coz, wish not a man from England. God's peace! I would not lose so great an honour as one man more methinks would share from me for the best hope I have. O, do not wish one more! Rather, proclaim it, Westmoreland, through my host, that he which hath no stomach to this fight, let him depart; his passport shall be made, and crowns for convoy put into his purse. We would not die in that man's company that fears his fellowship to die with us. This day is called the feast of Crispian. He that outlives this day, and comes safe home, will stand a tip-toe when this day is nam'e, and rouse him at the name of Crispian. He that shall live this day, and see old age, will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours, and say "Tomorrow is Saint Crispian." Then will he strip his sleeves and show his scars, and say "These wounds I had on Crispian's day." Old men forget; yet all shall be forgot, but he'll remember, with advantages, what feats he did that day. Then shall our names, familiar in his mouth as household words--Harry the King, Bedford and Exeter, Warwick and Talbot, Salisbury and Gloucester--be in their flowing cups freshly remembered. This story shall the good man teach his son; and Crispin Crispian ne'er go by from this day until the ending of the world, but we in it shall be remembered--we few, we happy few, we band of brothers; for he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile, this day shall gentle his condition. And gentlemen in England now-a-bed shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here, and hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks that fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.

The Winter's Tale by William Shakespeare (IV.4)
AUTOLYCUS: Ha, ha! What a fool Honesty is! And Trust, his sworn brother, a very simple gentleman! I have sold all my trumpery; not a counterfeit stone, not a ribbon, glass, pomander, brooch, table-book, ballad, knife, tape, glove, shoe-tie, bracelet, horn-ring, to keep my pack from fasting. They throng to see who should buy first, as if my trinkets had been hallowed and brought a benediction to the buyer: by which means I saw whose purse was best in picture, and what I saw, to my good use I remembered. My clown, who wants but something to be a reasonable man, grew so in love with the wenches' song, that he would not stir his pettitoes till he had both tune and words; which so drew the rest of the herd to me that all their other senses stuck in ears: you might have pinched a placket, it was senseless; 'twas nothing to geld a codpiece of a purse; I could have filed keys off that hung in chains: no hearing, no feeling, but my sir's song, and admiring the nothing of it. So that in this time of lethargy I picked and cut most of their festival purses; and had not the old man come in with a whoo-bub against his daughter and the king's son and scared my choughs from the chaff, I had not left a purse alive in the whole army.
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