Oct 08, 2004 22:24
scool went by pretty quick today cause we had a peprally. the best part were those funny ass powderpuff guy cheerleaders - FUCKIN HILARIOUS. i got out of goddamn math. HALLELUIAH! i hate that shitty class. im always asleep in there n mcarthur yells at me. o well.
english was pretty fun today. we were goin over the boring shit of scarlett letter when this fat kid comes in n starts talkin to the teacher for like a fuggin hour. we were talkin to jamie hart n stephanie lopez about homecomin n shit n they said that they would dance wit me n nick cause were so damn sexy. so at least we got someone to dance wit for sure. n they also want to go on our cruise idea thing during spring break. that would fuckin pwn everything in existence. even mike - n he owns an awful lot of shit. NEXT NIGGA
after scool i went to the gym and wrecked my shoulders n triceps n abs. i didnt give myself any break between stuff. i felt like an indian on the trail of tears. hahahaha - dade so funny
later we went to the football game for homecoming. WOW. THAT SHIT SUCKED MY BALLS. they ran it every damn play n when they threw it it almost got picked. all the ladies was talkin to that pimp bryan llenas n not the rest of us - except for like mikes lil sisters friend was like hitting on fiore. haha. then sam is like pretending to grab his dick in front of them. haha kinda funny but sick. it started raining like rite after half time n we all started to go out to the cars n leave, but when we got to the gate in front of the stadium, me mike bry kevin n dave decided to go back while sam n the nickos were alreay to their car and took off. so we watched the rest of the game. OOOOOOOOO LOTS OF GIRLS IN WET WHITE SHIRTS. DAMN. GONNA MAKE ME SPLURGE.
after the game we went to burger king but the fuckers had closed its asshole for the night so they wouldnt let us in. we went to mcarnolds instead. OMG. in the line there was this oober hot girl with HUGE TITS and like a 2 in skirt. she was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot. when we finished n rite as she was leaving i stopped n talked to her:
ME: hi my name is dan
HOTASSBITCHWITHHUGETITIS: hi im christen ( or christina - i wasnt payin too much attention i was too busy starin at her tits)
ME: yea i was just thinking that maybe when ur done here u could come back to my house. we could play board games, watch a movie, have sex - wut do u say?
HOTASSBITCHWITHHUGETITIS: i think im a lil too old for u hunnie
ME: well how old r u?
HOTASSBITCHWITHHUGETITIS: im 22
ME: WOW u look a lot younger
HOTASSBITCHWITHHUGETITIS: i know i look younger than my age
then she left. HAHAHAHAHA. i thought it was pretty funny. good stuff. WELL THATS ITS BITCHES
21 days til license!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!