HER ASS IS A SPACESHIP I WANT TO RIDE
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today was an excellente day. first i had farese n it was boring as hell. so i fell asleep n farese was like, "mr salvetti please dont fall asleep in my class." stupid bitch. im tired. so im gonna sleep. now go have sex with your catholic bible.
heres the good part. u ready? well u betta be biatch cause i aint stoppin. i had a tle for all of the two shitty hours of fourth peiod. it was like a fuckin christmas gift on hannukah. i had to go to the footyball field with that sex machine nicki queston the rest of the yearbook class. we had to take some dumbass pic of the seniors in the form of an 05 on the field. it was pretty gay - all the seniors were fuckin around n they almost fugged it up. o well a shit load betta than environ. liz didnt come though - disappointing. o i didnt ask her agian. i decided that id rather go with my homies n dance with all the hotties instead of just one.
Anyway we had like an hour or hour n a half left so me nick (questo) n bryan decided to go to taco bell. we got there just fine and ate our tacos. i got WAY too much fuckin stuff cause of a miscommunication beteen bryan n i (thanks for makin me waste my money u fucker haha) i had two chalupas, a soft taco, n a grande soft taco, n then i accidently got two nacho bell grandes. i could barely eat the four tacos. i had to pak the last one in my mouth with my fist. WHO THE FUCK EATS ALL THAT?
so on the way out we passed a couple of cops and they didnt say shit. hahaha. wut a bunch of stupid pigs. so we were headin back feelin SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET. we made sure the golfcart queers werent ridin around us though we saw one but he didnt see us and we were SURE that we were home free. we went up the stairs and only had to go down the hall and turn left. BUT THEN FUCKIN MISS PERRY THE PRINCIPLE COMES OUT AND TELLS US TO COME DOWN STAIRS AND TALK TO HER. DAMN. i wasnt too afraid of wut she would do but i knew if my strict ass mom found out id be grounded for life. when we walked up to her it was obvious that we had been to TB cause we all had drinks and i had a nacho bell grande with me HAHAHA. i offered it to her when she pulled us over. HAHAHA (bribery). so we talked to her in the courtyard for like 15 damn minutes and she got us to say wut we did was wrong. WOW DAN I THINK THAT U WOULD WANT TO MARRY THIS BITCH. every other word was kerry or edwards. dan this is the perfect woman for u. all positive references. hahahaha
next she made us go to her office where she sat there just messing with us like "wut punishment should u get?" n shit like that. we were in there for like 20 minutes. then we left and got NO PUNISHMENT AT All. hahahahaha take that niggers. she thought that our teacher didnt know, but we tol her that we were goin so we didnt get in trouble. so we went back to class n miss v was scared that we said she let us but we tol her we didnt n she was happy. i gave the nachos to camila n danielle (hotties) n we messed around til class ended. NEXT MOFO
at lunch we got our homecoming tickets. IM SO EXCITING ITS MY FIRST HOMECOMING. i cant wait to be grindin up against liz n jamie n jen n ashley n whoever. well be dancin and theyll feel somethin against their ass n be like wuts that n ill go my dick u wanna suck it n theyll be all over it like a fat kid on cake. so i cant wait to get in on that massive orgy.
marine science we did like nuthin n then i went home. i didnt go to the gym today cause i figured my muscles were already abnormally large enuff but i went to sell ads for the yearbook instead. it OWNED. i got like 5 promisses! yea i will not fail yearbook.
thats it a pretty damn good day if i say so myself. nite FAG
o yea - only 21 days til i get my license - ima be pickin up hot bitches on the side of the road. hehehehe
today was an excellente day. first i had farese n it was boring as hell. so i fell asleep n farese was like, "mr salvetti please dont fall asleep in my class." stupid bitch. im tired. so im gonna sleep. now go have sex with your catholic bible.
heres the good part. u ready? well u betta be biatch cause i aint stoppin. i had a tle for all of the two shitty hours of fourth peiod. it was like a fuckin christmas gift on hannukah. i had to go to the footyball field with that sex machine nicki queston the rest of the yearbook class. we had to take some dumbass pic of the seniors in the form of an 05 on the field. it was pretty gay - all the seniors were fuckin around n they almost fugged it up. o well a shit load betta than environ. liz didnt come though - disappointing. o i didnt ask her agian. i decided that id rather go with my homies n dance with all the hotties instead of just one.
Anyway we had like an hour or hour n a half left so me nick (questo) n bryan decided to go to taco bell. we got there just fine and ate our tacos. i got WAY too much fuckin stuff cause of a miscommunication beteen bryan n i (thanks for makin me waste my money u fucker haha) i had two chalupas, a soft taco, n a grande soft taco, n then i accidently got two nacho bell grandes. i could barely eat the four tacos. i had to pak the last one in my mouth with my fist. WHO THE FUCK EATS ALL THAT?
so on the way out we passed a couple of cops and they didnt say shit. hahaha. wut a bunch of stupid pigs. so we were headin back feelin SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET. we made sure the golfcart queers werent ridin around us though we saw one but he didnt see us and we were SURE that we were home free. we went up the stairs and only had to go down the hall and turn left. BUT THEN FUCKIN MISS PERRY THE PRINCIPLE COMES OUT AND TELLS US TO COME DOWN STAIRS AND TALK TO HER. DAMN. i wasnt too afraid of wut she would do but i knew if my strict ass mom found out id be grounded for life. when we walked up to her it was obvious that we had been to TB cause we all had drinks and i had a nacho bell grande with me HAHAHA. i offered it to her when she pulled us over. HAHAHA (bribery). so we talked to her in the courtyard for like 15 damn minutes and she got us to say wut we did was wrong. WOW DAN I THINK THAT U WOULD WANT TO MARRY THIS BITCH. every other word was kerry or edwards. dan this is the perfect woman for u. all positive references. hahahaha
next she made us go to her office where she sat there just messing with us like "wut punishment should u get?" n shit like that. we were in there for like 20 minutes. then we left and got NO PUNISHMENT AT All. hahahahaha take that niggers. she thought that our teacher didnt know, but we tol her that we were goin so we didnt get in trouble. so we went back to class n miss v was scared that we said she let us but we tol her we didnt n she was happy. i gave the nachos to camila n danielle (hotties) n we messed around til class ended. NEXT MOFO
at lunch we got our homecoming tickets. IM SO EXCITING ITS MY FIRST HOMECOMING. i cant wait to be grindin up against liz n jamie n jen n ashley n whoever. well be dancin and theyll feel somethin against their ass n be like wuts that n ill go my dick u wanna suck it n theyll be all over it like a fat kid on cake. so i cant wait to get in on that massive orgy.
marine science we did like nuthin n then i went home. i didnt go to the gym today cause i figured my muscles were already abnormally large enuff but i went to sell ads for the yearbook instead. it OWNED. i got like 5 promisses! yea i will not fail yearbook.
thats it a pretty damn good day if i say so myself. nite FAG
o yea - only 21 days til i get my license - ima be pickin up hot bitches on the side of the road. hehehehe