Time for some creative wirting. ok go!
So yesterday i was walking around and i came across this meadow and there standing in the middle was this wonderful looking horse. when i walked up to it i realized it was a unicorn.
I said "Holy shizat." this is the weird part.
The unicorn said "what the fuck you looking at you little shit, get the fuck out of my world or i'll stick my unicorn horn up your ass."
I started running faster then i had ever run before as i was looking behind to see if the unicorn was following me i realized i was in a industrial park. Pong! i ran into a poll. then a man came picked me up and said "get back to work".
"I'm eight, why would i work." i wined.
"Kid. i use you for labor, now go make some shoes."
"ahhhhhhh." So again i started running this time instead of a poll i ran into man. He had a very funny mustache and was wearing an odd uniform. That's when he started yelling in some language. "sdhgf sfkyu jsdh" I thought it was german. But what do i know, that's when he shot me in the head. In conclusion this kid somehow time traveled though the ages and got shot by hitler. And they lived happily ever after. Who you are asking, how the hell should i know. Now there is deep symbolism in this story, can you place it?
I said "Holy shizat." this is the weird part.
The unicorn said "what the fuck you looking at you little shit, get the fuck out of my world or i'll stick my unicorn horn up your ass."
I started running faster then i had ever run before as i was looking behind to see if the unicorn was following me i realized i was in a industrial park. Pong! i ran into a poll. then a man came picked me up and said "get back to work".
"I'm eight, why would i work." i wined.
"Kid. i use you for labor, now go make some shoes."
"ahhhhhhh." So again i started running this time instead of a poll i ran into man. He had a very funny mustache and was wearing an odd uniform. That's when he started yelling in some language. "sdhgf sfkyu jsdh" I thought it was german. But what do i know, that's when he shot me in the head. In conclusion this kid somehow time traveled though the ages and got shot by hitler. And they lived happily ever after. Who you are asking, how the hell should i know. Now there is deep symbolism in this story, can you place it?