next time we do this shit, we do it with alcohol.
[20:30] brodyxxdanger: THREE
[20:30] brodyxxdanger: TWO
[20:30] brodyxxdanger: ONE
[20:30] brodyxxdanger: VAMPIRES >:O
[20:30] ladolceverbena: :>
[20:30] dr of rpology: geffen pictures
[20:31] brodyxxdanger: sup tom
[20:31] dr of rpology: is there sound yet o_o
[20:31] ladolceverbena: yeah it's just quiet
[20:31] dr of rpology: ANTONIO BANDERAS
[20:31] brodyxxdanger: y put headphones on and turn the volume up
[20:31] dr of rpology: i has no headphones *turns volume up*
[20:31] dr of rpology: babby dunst
[20:32] brodyxxdanger: back when she was cute
[20:32] dr of rpology: before the drankin' busted her
[20:32] ladolceverbena: i enjoyed how she dissed brad pitt when they asked what kissing him was like
[20:32] ladolceverbena: she was like :[ his lips were dry
[20:32] dr of rpology: lmao
[20:32] dr of rpology: goldenthal
[20:32] dr of rpology: that is a cool ass last name
[20:32] brodyxxdanger: joke van wijk
[20:33] dr of rpology: joke van wijk somehow seems like the
[20:33] dr of rpology: kind of name you give
[20:33] dr of rpology: if you don't want your name attached to a film
[20:33] ladolceverbena: phillippe rousselot
[20:33] ladolceverbena: everyone in this movie
[20:33] dr of rpology: ANNE RICE lolololol
[20:33] ladolceverbena: crazy names
[20:33] brodyxxdanger: man
[20:33] brodyxxdanger: i hope they'll have french accents this time
[20:33] brodyxxdanger: ...denied :(
[20:33] ladolceverbena: well
[20:33] dr of rpology: apparently anne rice took out a four page ad in vogue to apologize to tom cruise
[20:34] ladolceverbena: HAHA WHAT
[20:34] dr of rpology: for saying he couldn't pull off lestat
[20:34] brodyxxdanger: sexy christian slater
[20:34] ladolceverbena: and yet i actually prefer stuart townsend, even though he's OMG NOT BLOND.
[20:34] ladolceverbena: i can't look at christian slater anymore without seeing the movie he was in with jdewan ._.
[20:34] brodyxxdanger: i think he looked closer to what lestat should look like except for being uh not blonde
[20:34] dr of rpology: stuart townsend was lolzy
[20:34] dr of rpology: "all that stuff"
[20:35] brodyxxdanger: someone needs to play crazy stuart townsend lestat
[20:35] dr of rpology: haha louis "yes."
[20:35] dr of rpology: HAHA christian slater is like "shiiiit"
[20:35] brodyxxdanger: haha
[20:35] brodyxxdanger: ponytail
[20:35] dr of rpology: BRAD PITT YOU ARE MEANT TO BE FRENCH
[20:35] ladolceverbena: his eyes are creepy
[20:35] brodyxxdanger: lol do i detect a lisp
[20:35] dr of rpology: y a lot
[20:35] dr of rpology: i think you might bb
[20:35] brodyxxdanger: FANGS MAKE TALKIN HARD :(
[20:36] ladolceverbena: when i was born to darkness
[20:36] dr of rpology: christian slater is like OH MY GOD
[20:36] ladolceverbena: be quiet
[20:36] brodyxxdanger: with a knife of sadness?
[20:36] ladolceverbena: HAHA
[20:36] dr of rpology: lmao
[20:36] dr of rpology: the year IT HAPPENED
[20:36] dr of rpology: louis's balls finally drop- no, that never happened.
[20:36] brodyxxdanger: haha back when people could smoke in movies and not be the villain
[20:37] dr of rpology: o daniel ... and his crazy
[20:37] brodyxxdanger: o sup bar ho
[20:37] dr of rpology: louis sounds so bored and lame all the time
[20:37] brodyxxdanger: "a piece of stinking awful"?
[20:37] brodyxxdanger: really?
[20:37] dr of rpology: n
[20:37] dr of rpology: "offal"
[20:37] brodyxxdanger: o
[20:37] ubershinything: lmao ariel
[20:38] ubershinything: u dumb
[20:38] brodyxxdanger: I CANNOT UNDERSTAND THESE PEOPLE
[20:38] dr of rpology: barho saved his life IT'S OK THOUGH
[20:38] dr of rpology: LESTAT WILL KILL YOU.
[20:38] dr of rpology: wait is that lestat
[20:38] brodyxxdanger: and maybe make out with you a lot
[20:38] ubershinything: in a really gay way
[20:38] ladolceverbena: so louis was a whiny fuck even before death
[20:38] ladolceverbena: vampirism made him worse?
[20:38] brodyxxdanger: THEY'RE AL WHINY FUCKS
[20:38] dr of rpology: louis was a whiny fuck basically from birth
[20:38] dr of rpology: ...y, this
[20:38] ladolceverbena: well yes
[20:38] dr of rpology: except i just imagined
[20:38] dr of rpology: marius singing
[20:38] ladolceverbena: but presumably some of them were not awful people
[20:39] brodyxxdanger: he's like
[20:39] brodyxxdanger: SIGH
[20:39] brodyxxdanger: MY LIFE
[20:39] brodyxxdanger: RANDOM BLOWJOBS :\
[20:39] dr of rpology: CAN I CALL YOU BETTY YOU CAN CALL ME AL
[20:39] ladolceverbena: well
[20:39] ubershinything: WAHH WAHH I'M A SOUTHERN PLANTATION SLAVE-OWNING PIECE OF SHIT MY WIFE DIED WAHH WAHH THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN go fuck yourself louis
[20:39] brodyxxdanger: HAHAHAHA
[20:39] dr of rpology: oh sup horrifying tom cruise
[20:39] brodyxxdanger: TOM CRUISE WUT R U DOIN
[20:39] ladolceverbena: way to kill a hooker
[20:39] ladolceverbena: FLYING BITING
[20:39] dr of rpology: hahahaha brad pitt is like wut
[20:39] dr of rpology: wut
[20:39] ladolceverbena: that's not inconspicuous
[20:39] ubershinything: there's a lot of hooker-killin in that movie dude
[20:39] ladolceverbena: brad pitt is too drunk to give a fuck
[20:39] brodyxxdanger: aw
[20:39] brodyxxdanger: he's got such purdy lips
[20:39] ladolceverbena: TOM CRUISE YOU ARE NOT ATTRACTIVE
[20:39] dr of rpology: tom cruise is so gross
[20:40] dr of rpology: oh ok he's not french he's just pretentious
[20:40] dr of rpology: shut up louis
[20:40] dr of rpology: ...oh that was coughing
[20:40] dr of rpology: not talking
[20:40] brodyxxdanger: "*effeminate coughing* :<"
[20:40] dr of rpology: ...quiet that, too.
[20:40] brodyxxdanger: lestat is here to buttex you
[20:40] dr of rpology: HAHAHA lestat has come to fail at a french accent and be gay
[20:40] ladolceverbena: lestat will fondle your curtains
[20:40] ladolceverbena: all night
[20:40] brodyxxdanger: bow chicka bow wow
[20:40] dr of rpology: he can do it all night long
[20:40] brodyxxdanger: HAHA
[20:40] brodyxxdanger: MY GOD
[20:40] brodyxxdanger: HIS HAIR
[20:40] dr of rpology: PT 2
[20:41] brodyxxdanger: ready?
[20:41] dr of rpology: ready
[20:41] ladolceverbena: READY
[20:41] brodyxxdanger: THREE
[20:41] brodyxxdanger: TWO
[20:41] brodyxxdanger: ONE
[20:41] brodyxxdanger: FROOFY :O
[20:41] ladolceverbena: :>
[20:41] brodyxxdanger: seriously though his hair
[20:41] ladolceverbena: lestat needs a brush
[20:41] dr of rpology: lestat you are so melodramatic
[20:41] dr of rpology: lestat needs to stfd
[20:41] dr of rpology: HAHA oh you're going to give it to him are you
[20:41] brodyxxdanger: why are all these vampires just
[20:42] brodyxxdanger: turning random people
[20:42] dr of rpology: note how these people tend to be pretty and stupid
[20:42] ladolceverbena: HAHAHA
[20:42] dr of rpology: i think it's some kind of
[20:42] brodyxxdanger: right?
[20:42] MhariMackenna: they need a fourth at bridge
[20:42] dr of rpology: .......................like knows like, idk
[20:42] dr of rpology: HAHA
[20:42] ladolceverbena: opposite evolution
[20:42] dr of rpology: y
[20:42] dr of rpology: the smartest of the dumbest will roll around going YOU IDIOTS for centuries
[20:42] ladolceverbena: with each new generation they just get prettier and dumber
[20:42] brodyxxdanger: until you get stupid twinky goths
[20:42] brodyxxdanger: just like HAY 8)
[20:42] ladolceverbena: or bella swan, yeah.
[20:42] dr of rpology: it's sad that marius is actually one of the nicer vampires in rice
[20:42] dr of rpology: but i mean - oh
[20:43] dr of rpology: well that's gross
[20:43] brodyxxdanger: om nom nom :3
[20:43] dr of rpology: brad pitt's turning pretty colours
[20:43] dr of rpology: like "deathly purple"
[20:43] ladolceverbena: totally not gay
[20:43] brodyxxdanger: have some makeouts
[20:43] dr of rpology: tom cruise is 100% straight man
[20:43] dr of rpology: i don't know what he just said but it doesn't really matter.
[20:43] ladolceverbena: he said JOIN ME AND ANNOY EVERYONE FOREVER
[20:43] dr of rpology: o ok
[20:43] ladolceverbena: ick
[20:44] brodyxxdanger: live to angst forever
[20:44] ladolceverbena: ew ew ew
[20:44] ubershinything: man i really am losing weight
[20:44] ladolceverbena: ew
[20:44] ladolceverbena: :O!!
[20:44] ladolceverbena: are you
[20:44] dr of rpology: brad pitt is like mmmm nom noms
[20:44] ladolceverbena: do you want a delicious snack of blood
[20:44] brodyxxdanger: "mien >:3"
[20:44] ubershinything: eew blood
[20:44] dr of rpology: every movie ever: someone drinks a little too much from their maker and aforementioned maker is like GDI
[20:44] brodyxxdanger: man if he died
[20:44] brodyxxdanger: he should have shit his pants
[20:44] dr of rpology: lestat looks kind of turned on now though
[20:44] brodyxxdanger: why did this not happen
[20:45] dr of rpology: b/c that's not sexy
[20:45] dr of rpology: unless you're into like 2girls1cup
[20:45] ladolceverbena: blood all over your face apparently is, though
[20:45] brodyxxdanger: IT IS FOR A SPECIFIC NICHE THE PORN INDUSTRY CATERS TO :(
[20:45] dr of rpology: ................oh god i just imagined that with brad pitt and tom cruise
[20:45] dr of rpology: I CAN NEVER BE CLEAN AGAIN
[20:45] ladolceverbena: dele you were never clean anyway
[20:45] ubershinything: as if your mind was clean befo-- y this
[20:45] dr of rpology: :[
[20:45] dr of rpology: that was quick
[20:45] ladolceverbena: louis is like THESE CONTACTS STING LIKE A BITCH
[20:45] ladolceverbena: dslkfj
[20:45] brodyxxdanger: angel statue is like sup :>
[20:45] ladolceverbena: uh
[20:45] ladolceverbena: the statue
[20:45] dr of rpology: that statue was checking him out
[20:46] ladolceverbena: the statue is the scariest part of this whole movie
[20:46] dr of rpology: daniel is fascinated despite himself BECAUSE HE'S CRAZY TOO FYI
[20:46] brodyxxdanger: so
[20:46] brodyxxdanger: vampirism
[20:46] brodyxxdanger: is like an acid trip
[20:46] brodyxxdanger: good to know
[20:46] dr of rpology: music videos acid trips
[20:46] brodyxxdanger: man let's be vampire hos guys
[20:46] dr of rpology: i don't know how i feel about that
[20:46] dr of rpology: would we have to be lobotomized first
[20:46] brodyxxdanger: n
[20:46] brodyxxdanger: we would just
[20:47] brodyxxdanger: be terrible catty hos
[20:47] dr of rpology: so no real change then
[20:47] brodyxxdanger: LESTAT >:3
[20:47] dr of rpology: lem's come to check out lestat's coffin
[20:47] brodyxxdanger: LESTAT WHAT U DOIN BB >:3
[20:47] ladolceverbena: being retarded
[20:47] dr of rpology: am i the only one really bored by this movie
[20:47] brodyxxdanger: n
[20:47] brodyxxdanger: lol
[20:47] brodyxxdanger: worst come-on ever
[20:47] dr of rpology: louis looks bored of it too
[20:48] brodyxxdanger: EW
[20:48] brodyxxdanger: SLURPIN
[20:48] ladolceverbena: lestat o_O
[20:48] ladolceverbena: EW
[20:48] ladolceverbena: EW
[20:48] brodyxxdanger: she's totally into it
[20:48] ladolceverbena: hahahaha yes
[20:48] dr of rpology: HAHA she licked him
[20:48] ladolceverbena: she's a groupie
[20:48] ladolceverbena: wow
[20:48] brodyxxdanger: she's brody :(
[20:48] ladolceverbena: HAHAHA WHAT IS THIS PLAY
[20:48] dr of rpology: the cheap seats
[20:49] brodyxxdanger: ...
[20:49] brodyxxdanger: don't tip the dead barho
[20:49] dr of rpology: louis: cry
[20:49] ladolceverbena: lestat is kind of a jerk, idk if you noticed
[20:49] brodyxxdanger: lol
[20:49] brodyxxdanger: what's with the food
[20:49] brodyxxdanger: oh another brown chick for them to eat
[20:49] dr of rpology: lestat thinks he's funny
[20:49] ladolceverbena: uh
[20:49] dr of rpology: nobody else seems to agree
[20:49] ladolceverbena: lestat you're not funny
[20:49] ladolceverbena: ever
[20:49] dr of rpology: also don't i recognize her
[20:50] ladolceverbena: she's hot though
[20:50] dr of rpology: y
[20:50] dr of rpology: ...a rat
[20:50] brodyxxdanger: RATTY :>
[20:50] ladolceverbena: ......................
[20:50] dr of rpology: just chillin'
[20:50] ladolceverbena: EW
[20:50] brodyxxdanger: ...
[20:50] brodyxxdanger: what is that ozzy ozbourne shit
[20:50] ladolceverbena: louis is just like
[20:50] ladolceverbena: i hate you.
[20:50] brodyxxdanger: a rat
[20:50] dr of rpology: yeah that's basically louis's life right there
[20:50] brodyxxdanger: is not a capri-sun pack
[20:50] dr of rpology: hating lestat
[20:50] brodyxxdanger: for vampires
[20:50] dr of rpology: sulking
[20:50] dr of rpology: hating lestat
[20:50] dr of rpology: sulking
[20:50] dr of rpology: hating lestat
[20:50] dr of rpology: sulking
[20:51] ladolceverbena: eating rats.
[20:51] brodyxxdanger: lestat is such a pig :(
[20:52] dr of rpology: "the snob in him"
[20:52] dr of rpology: that kind of implies there's much else
[20:52] brodyxxdanger: so
[20:52] brodyxxdanger: allof him, then
[20:52] brodyxxdanger: part 3 :O
[20:52] dr of rpology: lestat is 100% ego, 200% daddy issues
[20:52] dr of rpology: ready!
[20:52] brodyxxdanger: 50% wig
[20:52] ladolceverbena: one sec
[20:53] ladolceverbena: READY
[20:53] brodyxxdanger: ok
[20:53] brodyxxdanger: THREE
[20:53] brodyxxdanger: TWO
[20:53] brodyxxdanger: ONE
[20:53] brodyxxdanger: RAT EATING
[20:53] brodyxxdanger: :o
[20:53] dr of rpology: oh we need moar percents
[20:53] ladolceverbena: yaaay
[20:53] ladolceverbena: poodles
[20:53] dr of rpology: for mommy issues and abandonment issues
[20:53] dr of rpology: ...and poodles.
[20:53] brodyxxdanger: WOT
[20:53] brodyxxdanger: haha oh
[20:53] brodyxxdanger: madame herpes
[20:53] dr of rpology: haha "the dark gift"
[20:54] dr of rpology: louis is holding her poodles
[20:54] dr of rpology: this seems apt
[20:54] brodyxxdanger: man
[20:54] brodyxxdanger: nothing makes you feel like more of a weenie than walking miniature poodles
[20:54] brodyxxdanger: and
[20:54] brodyxxdanger: molesting boys
[20:54] brodyxxdanger: ...ew
[20:55] dr of rpology: HAHA the poodles are like WHAT THIS IS GROSS
[20:55] brodyxxdanger: vampire poodles, please
[20:55] ladolceverbena: hahahahahahahahahahaha
[20:55] ladolceverbena: this is so fucked up
[20:55] brodyxxdanger: LMAO
[20:55] dr of rpology: HAHAHAHAHA
[20:55] brodyxxdanger: delicious poodles
[20:55] dr of rpology: HE KLILED HER POODLES
[20:55] brodyxxdanger: HAHA o snap
[20:55] ladolceverbena: HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHA
[20:55] dr of rpology: ...HAHAHA lestat is so pissed
[20:55] ubershinything: have you people srsly never seen this movie before
[20:55] brodyxxdanger: HAHA oh
[20:55] brodyxxdanger: i see
[20:55] dr of rpology: i avoided the hell out of it
[20:55] brodyxxdanger: some piledrive, louis
[20:55] dr of rpology: lestat is so retarded
[20:56] ubershinything: philistines
[20:56] brodyxxdanger: why would i watch interview with the vampire
[20:56] dr of rpology: he wants to never be alone
[20:56] dr of rpology: but he picks out
[20:56] ladolceverbena: i avoid things with vampires and tom cruise unless i can mst them, anna
[20:56] dr of rpology: the dumbest people
[20:56] dr of rpology: y srsly
[20:56] ladolceverbena: because vampires are lame and anne rice vampires more so
[20:56] brodyxxdanger: hay i like vampires >:O
[20:56] ubershinything: i friggin bought that movie in the dolla bin
[20:56] brodyxxdanger: just
[20:56] brodyxxdanger: not anne rice ones
[20:56] dr of rpology: i read the book
[20:56] ladolceverbena: i like WoD vampires
[20:56] brodyxxdanger: aw :<
[20:56] brodyxxdanger: birds
[20:56] ladolceverbena: they don't make movies about those
[20:56] dr of rpology: before i knew there was a movie
[20:56] dr of rpology: and after i found out there was a movie
[20:56] dr of rpology: i thought about the book
[20:56] dr of rpology: and was like
[20:56] dr of rpology: "................hell no."
[20:56] ladolceverbena: what the fuck now -- argh
[20:57] ladolceverbena: yes
[20:57] brodyxxdanger: set birds on fire :<
[20:57] ladolceverbena: some voodoo
[20:57] ladolceverbena: and some stereotypes
[20:57] ladolceverbena: anne rice idk what to say about you
[20:57] ubershinything: okay well 3 am means bedtime
[20:57] ubershinything: GOODNIGHT
[20:57] ladolceverbena: GOOD NIGHT
[20:57] brodyxxdanger: GOODNIGHT
[20:57] dr of rpology: BYE <333
[20:57] brodyxxdanger: lmao lestat stfu
[20:57] brodyxxdanger: ur dumb
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[20:58] ladolceverbena: LESTAT YOU DRAMA QUEEN
[20:58] dr of rpology: he's a diva
[20:58] brodyxxdanger: fuck crickets
[20:58] dr of rpology: 'cuisine'
[20:58] brodyxxdanger: lous ain't havin it
[20:58] dr of rpology: iirc inna book lestat is turned by one guy and marius adopts him
[20:58] brodyxxdanger: DRAMATIC VOODOO
[20:59] brodyxxdanger: man
[20:59] dr of rpology: which seems to me like ... a dumbass move on marius's part.
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[20:59] brodyxxdanger: he couldn't ride his horse AROUND the fire pit?
[20:59] ladolceverbena: waiiit
[20:59] ladolceverbena: was he having an affair with her before?
[20:59] ladolceverbena: or something
[20:59] dr of rpology: ...idk
[21:00] ladolceverbena: yeeeah
[21:00] brodyxxdanger: god his hands are enormous
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[21:00] ladolceverbena: she's doomed
[21:00] dr of rpology: HAHA YES
[21:00] dr of rpology: doomed
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[21:00] ladolceverbena: ariel get back here
[21:00] ladolceverbena: accidental murder woo
[21:00] dr of rpology: ariel you're missing louis freaking out
[21:00] brodyxxdanger: no i am seeing it
[21:00] dr of rpology: o ok
[21:00] ladolceverbena: louis accidentally killed his girl there
[21:00] dr of rpology: ...well ok mr louis
[21:00] brodyxxdanger: "here u go :>?"
[21:01] ladolceverbena: his voice gets weird
[21:01] dr of rpology: he's shrill as hell
[21:01] dr of rpology: ...and burning his shit
[21:01] brodyxxdanger: yes set everything on fire
[21:01] ladolceverbena: hahahaha he's torching his own house
[21:01] ladolceverbena: good job vampire
[21:01] brodyxxdanger: akasha showed us that fire solves all your problems
[21:01] ladolceverbena: HAHAAHAHA
[21:01] dr of rpology: YOU ARE A VAMPIRE, DICKHEAD
[21:01] dr of rpology: YOU ARE FLAMMABLE
[21:01] ladolceverbena: the angry mob is like
[21:01] ladolceverbena: .... this guy's doing our job for us O_o
[21:01] brodyxxdanger: "this is not standard procedure here :|"
[21:01] dr of rpology: HAHAHA y how do you feel about that exactly
[21:01] ladolceverbena: louis what
[21:01] dr of rpology: they came to mob him and he's like NO I WILL MOB MYSELF
[21:02] ladolceverbena: oh
[21:02] dr of rpology: oh lestat
[21:02] brodyxxdanger: HAHA
[21:02] ladolceverbena: this is a suicide
[21:02] dr of rpology: HAHAHAHAHA
[21:02] brodyxxdanger: LMAO lestat
[21:02] brodyxxdanger: jumping through a window
[21:02] dr of rpology: lestat: *THROWS A TANTRUM*
[21:02] brodyxxdanger: "WHAT THE FUCK O_O"
[21:02] brodyxxdanger: the mob's like
[21:02] dr of rpology: Lestat: >( STFU LOUIS COME HERE GOD DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING
[21:02] brodyxxdanger: YAY WE WON... SORT OF?
[21:02] ladolceverbena: HAHAHAHA
[21:02] dr of rpology: let's just
[21:02] dr of rpology: SAY THAT WE WON
[21:02] dr of rpology: EVERYTHING IS BURNING
[21:02] dr of rpology: WHICH IS
[21:02] dr of rpology: WHAT WE WANTED RIGHT
[21:02] brodyxxdanger: that's
[21:02] dr of rpology: HAHA lestat
[21:02] brodyxxdanger: like making fun of yourself before people make fun of you
[21:02] brodyxxdanger: only with fire.
[21:03] dr of rpology: lestat's queening it up
[21:03] brodyxxdanger: more hos
[21:03] dr of rpology: always with the hos
[21:03] brodyxxdanger: lestat loves hos
[21:03] ladolceverbena: the hos are always more charming than the vampires
[21:03] brodyxxdanger: ALWAYS
[21:03] dr of rpology: vampires
[21:03] dr of rpology: are not rly all that charming
[21:03] dr of rpology: pt 4 :O
[21:04] ladolceverbena: lestat thinks he is
[21:04] brodyxxdanger: ready
[21:04] dr of rpology: lestat thinks a lot of things it's because he's dumb READY
[21:04] ladolceverbena: READY
[21:04] brodyxxdanger: THREE
[21:04] brodyxxdanger: TWO
[21:04] brodyxxdanger: ONE
[21:04] brodyxxdanger: HOS!
[21:04] brodyxxdanger: seriously their hands are enormous
[21:04] dr of rpology: so are her breasts
[21:04] dr of rpology: in that
[21:04] dr of rpology: ...oic
[21:04] brodyxxdanger: he ate her boob
[21:04] brodyxxdanger: o_o
[21:05] ladolceverbena: hahahahahaha god
[21:05] brodyxxdanger: ...followed by her face
[21:05] ladolceverbena: lestat couldn't cope with her being prettier than him
[21:05] dr of rpology: always with the ho-killin'
[21:05] brodyxxdanger: yes pretend it's chardonnay
[21:05] brodyxxdanger: she's like FUCK DON'T WASTE IT :\
[21:06] dr of rpology: lestat is so melodramatic
[21:06] brodyxxdanger: "*perch* :>"
[21:06] dr of rpology: lestat: 8>
[21:06] dr of rpology: lestat: *SHRIEKS LIKE A GIRL FOR A BIT*
[21:06] brodyxxdanger: that was pointless
[21:06] ladolceverbena: lestat you are the most irritating creature alive
[21:06] ladolceverbena: you're like prince without any talent or sex appeal
[21:06] brodyxxdanger: lmao
[21:07] dr of rpology: how is she still coherent at all
[21:07] dr of rpology: HAHA
[21:07] brodyxxdanger: "it's a coffin" "SO IT IS :O"
[21:07] brodyxxdanger: louis is like ew she has hogerms
[21:07] ladolceverbena: ;_;
[21:07] ladolceverbena: she's really cute even all broken up
[21:07] dr of rpology: they are all so angy - y :(
[21:07] brodyxxdanger: deadho :(
[21:07] dr of rpology: she was so much more appealing than either of them
[21:07] ladolceverbena: hahahah i know
[21:07] dr of rpology: lestat's like
[21:07] brodyxxdanger: i think hocave is just biased against vampires and dudes
[21:08] dr of rpology: full-time bitchery takes it out of a guy.
[21:08] dr of rpology: ...possibly
[21:08] brodyxxdanger: man if he hates it so much why doesn't he just go stand out in the sun
[21:08] brodyxxdanger: WHINE WHINE WHINE
[21:08] dr of rpology: b/c he's a pussy
[21:08] brodyxxdanger: god, edward cullen did it, you can do it
[21:08] dr of rpology: he'll just whinge for hundreds of years about how much he hates himslef
[21:08] dr of rpology: self
[21:08] dr of rpology: wtfever
[21:09] brodyxxdanger: does something happen other than whining and killing hos
[21:09] dr of rpology: oh god claudia
[21:09] ladolceverbena: o
[21:09] ladolceverbena: claudia
[21:09] dr of rpology: claudia ends up crazier than either of them
[21:09] ladolceverbena: you have the worst life
[21:09] brodyxxdanger: this is why you wait until people are legal before you make them vampierz
[21:09] ladolceverbena: doesn't armand end up killing her after she's been vamped for like 300 years?
[21:09] dr of rpology: i think she gets killed a couple times
[21:09] dr of rpology: b/c she's
[21:09] dr of rpology: so insane and badass that it doesn't take properly for a while
[21:09] brodyxxdanger: aw kiki was so cute back then
[21:10] brodyxxdanger: then she got all saggy and weird
[21:10] ladolceverbena: she never wears bras
[21:10] dr of rpology: she was adorablesauce - haha lestat is loling
[21:10] ladolceverbena: lestat
[21:10] dr of rpology: lestat wtf are you doing
[21:10] ladolceverbena: i want to kick a hole through your ugly head
[21:10] dr of rpology: aside from giving louis a headache
[21:10] brodyxxdanger: lestat is such a freak
[21:10] dr of rpology: ah yes
[21:10] dr of rpology: lestat there's a RULE ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO DO
[21:10] dr of rpology: that says "don't do it, fuckhead"
[21:11] brodyxxdanger: so lestat is king douche
[21:11] brodyxxdanger: good to know
[21:11] ladolceverbena: hahahah because it makes INSANE SUPER POWERFUL VAMPIRE CHILDREN?
[21:11] dr of rpology: n because
[21:11] dr of rpology: it's cruel
[21:11] dr of rpology: to trap someone in a child's body
[21:11] dr of rpology: when they'll age mentally
[21:11] ladolceverbena: hahaha yeah
[21:11] ladolceverbena: i recall claudia has
[21:11] ladolceverbena: problems
[21:11] ladolceverbena: there
[21:11] ladolceverbena: that are disturbing.
[21:11] brodyxxdanger: there was a claudia on sws who was good
[21:11] dr of rpology: armand pushed for getting turned
[21:11] brodyxxdanger: she was like FUCK DIS SHIT
[21:11] dr of rpology: but marius was like OH MY GOD THERE'S A RULE and waited 'til he was...sixteen
[21:11] dr of rpology: gj, marius
[21:11] ladolceverbena: well
[21:11] brodyxxdanger: well in fairness
[21:11] ladolceverbena: back in the day i guess that was...better
[21:11] dr of rpology: haha y
[21:11] brodyxxdanger: back in the day that was totally adult
[21:12] ladolceverbena: brad pitt's jawline
[21:12] dr of rpology: lestat way to make him sound like a pedo
[21:12] brodyxxdanger: lol lestat
[21:12] brodyxxdanger: u crazy
[21:12] dr of rpology: lestat :<
[21:13] brodyxxdanger: "HERE I GOT YOU A PRESENT" claudia: :|
[21:13] dr of rpology: lestat how did you ever think this was a good idea
[21:13] brodyxxdanger: because he crazy
[21:13] ladolceverbena: one big happy family ._.
[21:13] dr of rpology: it never quite works out
[21:13] dr of rpology: how lestat wants it to
[21:13] dr of rpology: that "family" thing
[21:13] brodyxxdanger: then she's all *all t he curly hair in the world*
[21:13] dr of rpology: BECAUSE HE'S RETARDED
[21:14] dr of rpology: in a sick twisted way lestat loves his weirdo families
[21:14] dr of rpology: inasmuch as he is capable of loving anything not himself
[21:14] dr of rpology: but y'know
[21:14] dr of rpology: ...retarded.
[21:14] dr of rpology: THIS IS A BAD IDEA MORON
[21:14] brodyxxdanger: she's like OM NOM O_O
[21:15] brodyxxdanger: fiiiiiive
[21:15] dr of rpology: pt 5 :>
[21:15] ladolceverbena: ready :>
[21:15] dr of rpology: ready :]
[21:15] brodyxxdanger: THREE
[21:15] brodyxxdanger: TWO
[21:15] brodyxxdanger: ONE
[21:15] brodyxxdanger: RINGLETS
[21:15] ladolceverbena: hahahahahahahaha
[21:15] dr of rpology: hahahaha already claudia's like F YOU I DO WHAT I WANT
[21:15] ladolceverbena: claudia foreshadows her future badassery
[21:15] brodyxxdanger: man every time they're like "STOP, ENOUGH" and they never stop
[21:15] brodyxxdanger: you'd think they'd learn
[21:16] dr of rpology: vampires don't really learn
[21:16] brodyxxdanger: HAHA WOW
[21:16] dr of rpology: ...lol
[21:16] brodyxxdanger: being dead makes your hair perfect
[21:16] ladolceverbena: ....why does her hair do that
[21:16] dr of rpology: what the hell
[21:16] ladolceverbena: i know later on she tries to cut it off
[21:16] ladolceverbena: and that fails
[21:16] brodyxxdanger: instead of making you shit your pants
[21:16] dr of rpology: HAHAHAHA
[21:16] brodyxxdanger: "here, eat this ho"
[21:16] dr of rpology: enfant's gonna kill you
[21:16] ladolceverbena: hahahaha lestat is like THE TEN YEAR OLD IS A BETTER VAMPIRE THAN YOU, LOUIS
[21:16] dr of rpology: ...ariel
[21:16] dr of rpology: is it just me
[21:17] dr of rpology: or is lestat ACTUALLY basically going around with a crazy straw on his thumb
[21:17] ladolceverbena: HAHAHAHAHAHA
[21:17] brodyxxdanger: n he is
[21:17] brodyxxdanger: he's wearing some kind of victorian thimble crazy straw
[21:17] dr of rpology: HAHA lestat likes her so much
[21:17] brodyxxdanger: HAHA
[21:17] brodyxxdanger: i thought she called louis "mama"
[21:17] ladolceverbena: HAHAHAHHA
[21:17] dr of rpology: eventually, i think she does lmao
[21:17] ladolceverbena: lestat is like
[21:17] ladolceverbena: ............ he...aven?
[21:17] dr of rpology: lestat is like WE'RE YOUR DADDIES NOW
[21:17] ladolceverbena: is that what humans like?
[21:18] brodyxxdanger: haha
[21:18] brodyxxdanger: so
[21:18] brodyxxdanger: this is the vampire equivalent
[21:18] dr of rpology: lestat your daddy issues are so awful
[21:18] ladolceverbena: of getting pregnant
[21:18] brodyxxdanger: of putting a hole in the condom
[21:18] ladolceverbena: to save your marriage
[21:18] ladolceverbena: yes
[21:18] dr of rpology: yes
[21:18] brodyxxdanger: he's like "TELL ME MOAR :O"
[21:18] brodyxxdanger: where are these hos getting their money
[21:18] ladolceverbena: people they killed.
[21:19] brodyxxdanger: eat her finger off
[21:19] ladolceverbena: hahaahahhhaha yaaay
[21:19] dr of rpology: claudia you are a crazy little bitch
[21:19] brodyxxdanger: chomp >:3
[21:19] dr of rpology: HAHAHA lestat
[21:19] brodyxxdanger: lestat is like YOU'RE GROUNDED >(
[21:19] dr of rpology: HAHAHA he's actually slapping her hand.
[21:19] brodyxxdanger: aw tiny adorable coffin
[21:20] ladolceverbena: ...hahahhaha aw
[21:20] ladolceverbena: TOO BAD SHE GROWS UP
[21:20] *** brodyxxdanger has left the chat.
[21:20] dr of rpology: & THAT GETS CREEPY
[21:20] *** brodyxxdanger has joined the chat.
[21:20] brodyxxdanger: sigh trillian
[21:20] ladolceverbena: ariel your internets
[21:20] brodyxxdanger: she was so cute as a babby :<
[21:20] dr of rpology: is lestat watching
[21:20] brodyxxdanger: yes
[21:20] dr of rpology: HAHA lestat is like I LIKE THIS ONE BEST just you wait
[21:20] brodyxxdanger: THAT is the vampire equivalent of going to your kid's piano recital
[21:21] brodyxxdanger: hahaha
[21:21] brodyxxdanger: claudia don't eat people to get what you want (
[21:21] dr of rpology: HAHAHA claudia does what she wants, dude
[21:22] dr of rpology: HAHAHAHA lestat is more like mommy than louis is.
[21:22] brodyxxdanger: he's
[21:22] brodyxxdanger: like one of those crazy pageant moms
[21:22] dr of rpology: Y
[21:22] dr of rpology: i mean louis is a whiny bitch but lestat is clearly the highly strung wife in this relationship
[21:22] brodyxxdanger: claudia's two dads
[21:22] brodyxxdanger: this raised no eyebrows back then
[21:22] dr of rpology: clearly, none at all
[21:23] brodyxxdanger: haha QUIT BEING SO EMO
[21:23] dr of rpology: HAHAHA claudia's judging you, louis
[21:24] dr of rpology: lestat the child is more grown than you are
[21:24] brodyxxdanger: lestat IS a child
[21:24] brodyxxdanger: o tantrum time
[21:24] ladolceverbena: heeeere we go
[21:25] ladolceverbena: hahahahaahah wtf
[21:25] dr of rpology: lestat would like to know wtf
[21:25] ladolceverbena: louis is like my bb ._.
[21:25] brodyxxdanger: six :O
[21:25] ladolceverbena: and lestat is like WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE EMOTIONS I DID NOT GIVE THEM PERMISSION TO HAVE GDI
[21:25] dr of rpology: lestat this is why people are not toys
[21:25] brodyxxdanger: lies
[21:25] brodyxxdanger: people are totally toys
[21:25] ladolceverbena: READY
[21:26] dr of rpology: READY
[21:26] brodyxxdanger: ok
[21:26] brodyxxdanger: THREE
[21:26] brodyxxdanger: TWO
[21:26] brodyxxdanger: ONE
[21:26] brodyxxdanger: TANTRUMS >:O
[21:26] ladolceverbena: well
[21:26] ladolceverbena: now you're set for the 60s
[21:26] dr of rpology: louis is like BABBY - hahahaha her hair
[21:26] brodyxxdanger: uh
[21:26] dr of rpology: that would be lestat, sweetie
[21:27] brodyxxdanger: haha oic
[21:27] dr of rpology: so angy
[21:27] brodyxxdanger: i like how when she's told she can't keep a corpse in her room she flips the fuck out
[21:27] ladolceverbena: it's like a cat
[21:28] ladolceverbena: she's hiding it in her closet
[21:28] dr of rpology: i really much prefer townsend
[21:28] dr of rpology: to tom cruise
[21:28] ladolceverbena: me too
[21:29] dr of rpology: claudia is like GOD YOU ARE BOTH SO DUMB
[21:29] dr of rpology: and she is right.
[21:30] dr of rpology: she can't hate you because you're so dumb
[21:30] dr of rpology: it's like kicking a puppy
[21:30] brodyxxdanger: "i can't hate retards :<"
[21:30] dr of rpology: "except lestat"
[21:31] dr of rpology: claudia can hate anyone but she wants to fuck louis, so.
[21:31] dr of rpology: lestat your problemsolving
[21:32] dr of rpology: leaves something to be desired
[21:32] brodyxxdanger: um
[21:32] brodyxxdanger: get moar vampires
[21:32] brodyxxdanger: how is this not a solution
[21:32] dr of rpology: lestat don't be spiteful she'll kill you
[21:33] dr of rpology: and she's got bigger balls than you do.
[21:33] dr of rpology: they're wearing his yellow pants!
[21:33] brodyxxdanger: they stole his pants
[21:34] dr of rpology: HAHA "I promise I'll get rid of the bodies O:D"
[21:34] dr of rpology: lestat is so easily manipulated
[21:34] brodyxxdanger: o snaaap
[21:34] dr of rpology: claudia you are not a nice little girl
[21:35] brodyxxdanger: HOLY SNAP
[21:35] dr of rpology: ouch.
[21:35] ladolceverbena: hahahahahahaha well
[21:35] brodyxxdanger: claudia is a badass
[21:35] ladolceverbena: claudia's like :]
[21:35] brodyxxdanger: "no my shoes :<"
[21:36] ladolceverbena: louis is like WHY IS EVERYONE CRAZY
[21:36] brodyxxdanger: louis is like y'all are crazy
[21:36] brodyxxdanger: ewww
[21:36] dr of rpology: that was pretty gross
[21:36] brodyxxdanger: yeah he uh
[21:36] brodyxxdanger: does not corpse well
[21:36] brodyxxdanger: READY?
[21:36] dr of rpology: pt 7 :>
[21:37] dr of rpology: UM WAIT
[21:37] dr of rpology: still loading
[21:37] ladolceverbena: i'm
[21:37] ladolceverbena: reading the wiki about mona mayfair who is one of lestat's babby vampires
[21:37] ladolceverbena: anne rice i don't think you understand science very well
[21:37] brodyxxdanger: no fantasy authors do
[21:37] ladolceverbena: POINT THE FIRST: Within the 'great' family she is called the "wander slut", mainly because she has made it a point to sleep with all of her numerous cousins, young and old alike.
[21:37] ladolceverbena: ew.
[21:38] ladolceverbena: o bear the Taltos, you must be of significant supernatural strength with attributes that enhance the power, specifically double the number of chromosomes (92) as a "normal" human (46).
[21:38] ladolceverbena: As it turns out, Mona is related to just about every other Mayfair in existence, as is Rowan, and they both have 92 chromosomes.
[21:38] ladolceverbena: alternately: DOWNS SYNDROME.
[21:38] brodyxxdanger: ...o_o
[21:38] brodyxxdanger: that's SUPER DOWNSY
[21:38] ladolceverbena: that's like the uberdowns, yes
[21:39] brodyxxdanger: they'd be like
[21:39] brodyxxdanger: the vampires from 30 days of night
[21:39] brodyxxdanger: who are like DURRRRRRRRRRR *downsy*
[21:39] ladolceverbena: also i am ready :>
[21:39] dr of rpology: gj anne rice
[21:39] dr of rpology: i am getting thar
[21:41] brodyxxdanger: i am gonna pee
[21:43] brodyxxdanger: accomplished
[21:44] dr of rpology: ok ready
[21:45] brodyxxdanger: ok
[21:45] brodyxxdanger: here we go
[21:45] brodyxxdanger: THREE
[21:45] brodyxxdanger: TWO
[21:45] brodyxxdanger: ONE
[21:45] brodyxxdanger: GO
[21:45] ladolceverbena: ack
[21:45] ladolceverbena: i wasn't ready :-(
[21:45] brodyxxdanger: :< pause
[21:46] ladolceverbena: you people and your going away
[21:46] dr of rpology: pause'd at 30 sec
[21:46] brodyxxdanger: i'm at :28
[21:46] ladolceverbena: kk i'll go to 30
[21:46] brodyxxdanger: tell us when to go
[21:46] brodyxxdanger: :>
[21:46] ladolceverbena: THREE
[21:46] ladolceverbena: TWO
[21:46] ladolceverbena: ONE
[21:46] ladolceverbena: BITING.
[21:46] dr of rpology: >:D
[21:46] brodyxxdanger: chomp
[21:47] brodyxxdanger: delicious vampire flesh
[21:47] dr of rpology: claudia is so crazy
[21:47] dr of rpology: i know she is and it's really obvious but
[21:47] dr of rpology: i just need to say it again
[21:47] brodyxxdanger: is she going to bite the head off a bird
[21:48] dr of rpology: bitch is crazy - that would be v. ozzy of her
[21:48] dr of rpology: louis: something...is not right.
[21:48] brodyxxdanger: haaaaay that's no carriage
[21:48] dr of rpology: no that would be angy lestat
[21:48] brodyxxdanger: with bits missing
[21:48] ladolceverbena: hahahahaahahahhaha WHOOPS
[21:48] dr of rpology: claudia
[21:49] brodyxxdanger: convenient curtains
[21:49] dr of rpology: vampirez are not dead until they are all ash
[21:49] ladolceverbena: SO SHE LEARNS
[21:49] dr of rpology: they might suffer for a LONG TIME
[21:49] ladolceverbena: tom cruise's true form
[21:49] dr of rpology: but they can aaaalways come back because they are
[21:49] dr of rpology: like
[21:49] dr of rpology: cockroaches.
[21:49] brodyxxdanger: the crypt keeper?
[21:49] dr of rpology: p. much
[21:49] dr of rpology: he is fast for a swamp monster
[21:50] brodyxxdanger: yes set him on fire
[21:50] brodyxxdanger: good plan
[21:50] dr of rpology: lestat: *CRIES FOR MOMMY*
[21:50] dr of rpology: gabrielle: *off being badass in the jungle, totes not listening*
[21:50] ladolceverbena: lestat this is what happens when you're a dick for two hundred years to the same people
[21:50] brodyxxdanger: yeah they set shit on fire
[21:50] dr of rpology: is he onthe ceiling again
[21:50] brodyxxdanger: yep
[21:50] brodyxxdanger: he likes that trick
[21:50] brodyxxdanger: he's spider-maaaaaan
[21:50] dr of rpology: undead spidermaaaaan
[21:51] brodyxxdanger: also they appear to have set new orleans on fire
[21:51] brodyxxdanger: gj guys
[21:51] dr of rpology: vampires are p. fail
[21:52] brodyxxdanger: lea objects to this :(
[21:52] brodyxxdanger: so does lazare, but he wears teddy bear scrubs so
[21:52] brodyxxdanger: he can shove it
[21:53] ladolceverbena: maria says HI LAZARE <3 why is she the way she is cry
[21:53] ladolceverbena: louis i hate your ponytail
[21:53] brodyxxdanger: HAHA he's like *tolerates.*
[21:53] ladolceverbena: hatey hate hate hate
[21:53] dr of rpology: i hate louis
[21:53] dr of rpology: he's so whiny
[21:53] ladolceverbena: i hate lestat more but louis is goddamn annoying
[21:53] dr of rpology: lestat is at least
[21:53] brodyxxdanger: claudia is the only not fail character in here
[21:53] dr of rpology: entertaining sometimes
[21:53] dr of rpology: louis is just BITCH BITCH BITCH all the time NOT EVEN FUNNY
[21:53] dr of rpology: claudia is a bamf
[21:54] ladolceverbena: lestat annoys me because he thinks he's funny
[21:54] ladolceverbena: at least louis doesn't pretend
[21:54] brodyxxdanger: mostly he's just nuts
[21:55] dr of rpology: marius is everybody's faildaddy sitting up in his room going WHY DID I EVER WANT KIDS.
[21:55] ladolceverbena: HAAHAHAH
[21:55] ladolceverbena: faceoff in top hats
[21:55] dr of rpology: o sup antoniomand
[21:55] dr of rpology: or is it
[21:55] dr of rpology: hahahaha
[21:55] brodyxxdanger: IT'S A MIME
[21:55] ladolceverbena: HAHAHA WHAT IS THIS
[21:55] dr of rpology: no HAHAHA MIME VAMPIRE
[21:55] ladolceverbena: THIS IS THE BEST VAMPIRE
[21:55] dr of rpology: this vampire is lolzy
[21:55] brodyxxdanger: let's be his frandz
[21:56] dr of rpology: HAHAHAHA
[21:56] ladolceverbena: HAHAHAHAHA
[21:56] dr of rpology: NOW antoniomand
[21:56] ladolceverbena: slapping louis around -- there's armand
[21:56] brodyxxdanger: HAHA THIS SCENE, i can't watch it without thinking of that gif
[21:56] dr of rpology: HAHA ME TOO
[21:56] ladolceverbena: HAHAHAHHAHA
[21:56] brodyxxdanger: *PENIS* *EYEBROWS*
[21:56] dr of rpology: oh god worst place to cut off
[21:56] dr of rpology: READY
[21:57] ladolceverbena: READY
[21:57] brodyxxdanger: THREE
[21:57] brodyxxdanger: TWO
[21:57] brodyxxdanger: ONE
[21:57] brodyxxdanger: MIMES
[21:57] brodyxxdanger: lol accent
[21:57] ladolceverbena: armand is supposed to be jailbait so this is hilarious
[21:57] ladolceverbena: because
[21:57] dr of rpology: redhaired russian jailbait that marius raised in venice
[21:58] ladolceverbena: i'm pretty sure antonio banderas is older than brad pitt?
[21:58] dr of rpology: i think so y
[21:58] brodyxxdanger: he's like a thousand
[21:58] brodyxxdanger: so yes
[21:58] ladolceverbena: hahahahaha is that mimepire
[21:58] brodyxxdanger: oh god most annoying laugh ever
[21:58] ladolceverbena: vampires pretending to be humans pretending to be vampires pretending to act
[21:58] brodyxxdanger: HAHA
[21:58] ladolceverbena: jesus no wonder everyone died at 40 back in the day
[21:59] ladolceverbena: this is what passed for humor
[21:59] brodyxxdanger: she ain't acting
[21:59] ladolceverbena: no she is not hahah
[21:59] dr of rpology: n she is not
[21:59] ladolceverbena: the crowd is like UH
[21:59] ladolceverbena: hey guys
[21:59] brodyxxdanger: audience is like "i did not sign up for this o_o"
[22:00] ladolceverbena: be careful with those THREE HUNDRED FUCKING CANDLES
[22:00] ladolceverbena: YOU VAMPIRES
[22:00] brodyxxdanger: ...o ok
[22:00] ladolceverbena: oh it skipped
[22:00] ladolceverbena: onto eating
[22:00] ladolceverbena: hahaah the crowd is like well now i have to go have nightmares, brb
[22:00] dr of rpology: HAHA the place where armand was ~*brainwashed*~
[22:00] dr of rpology: and marius showed up like WT EVERLOVING F IS ALL THIS THEN whyyyy do i know this.
[22:01] ladolceverbena: i don't know but it distresses me
[22:01] brodyxxdanger: aw bb vampire
[22:01] brodyxxdanger: or not
[22:01] dr of rpology: n just bb
[22:01] ladolceverbena: louis is like
[22:01] brodyxxdanger: ... :<
[22:01] brodyxxdanger: blood doll
[22:01] ladolceverbena: i am not okay with this
[22:01] dr of rpology: HAHAHA louis looked for an unmarked spot
[22:02] brodyxxdanger: SO JOO HAVE QUESTIONS
[22:02] dr of rpology: armandonio you are wearing eyeliner
[22:02] brodyxxdanger: he's also got caterpillars for eyebrows
[22:02] brodyxxdanger: haha he's calling him out
[22:03] ladolceverbena: seriously
[22:03] ladolceverbena: those eyebrows
[22:03] dr of rpology: armandonio is lyyyying
[22:03] ladolceverbena: hahahhhaha
[22:03] ladolceverbena: marius: O RLY
[22:03] dr of rpology: marius: BITCH PLEASE */roman senator*
[22:03] brodyxxdanger: marius is gonna have to give him a spanking >:O
[22:04] dr of rpology: he might like that
[22:04] dr of rpology: marius why you gotta give everybody marius-issues
[22:04] brodyxxdanger: yes i
[22:04] brodyxxdanger: imagine they both would.
[22:04] ladolceverbena: groce.
[22:04] brodyxxdanger: ...really
[22:04] dr of rpology: HAHA hated him for the wrong reasons
[22:04] brodyxxdanger: which reasons are the right ones please
[22:05] ladolceverbena: his hair
[22:05] dr of rpology: readyyy
[22:05] dr of rpology: also the theatre vampires
[22:05] dr of rpology: can stfu about killing their own kind
[22:05] dr of rpology: after they set marius
[22:05] dr of rpology: on fire.
[22:06] dr of rpology: & killed most of his frands & all his little boys except armandonio :(
[22:06] brodyxxdanger: they're really into setting people on fire
[22:06] dr of rpology: yeah they kind of are
[22:06] dr of rpology: a lot
[22:06] ladolceverbena: ready!
[22:06] brodyxxdanger: OK
[22:06] ladolceverbena: i think there are only two more parts after this one
[22:06] brodyxxdanger: here we go
[22:06] dr of rpology: three i think
[22:06] brodyxxdanger: THREE
[22:06] dr of rpology: 10, 11, 12
[22:06] brodyxxdanger: TWO
[22:06] brodyxxdanger: ONE
[22:06] brodyxxdanger: FIRE >:O
[22:06] dr of rpology: claudia is annoyed
[22:07] ladolceverbena: 12 is probably mostly credits unless this person is better at uploads
[22:07] brodyxxdanger: lol claudia called him a ho
[22:07] dr of rpology: claudia: you slut.
[22:08] brodyxxdanger: ...lol
[22:08] dr of rpology: armandonio
[22:08] dr of rpology: you so creepy
[22:09] dr of rpology: armandonio knows all about that being forbidden
[22:09] dr of rpology: vampires are so codependent
[22:09] dr of rpology: within five minutes of meeting somebody.
[22:11] dr of rpology: congrats louis
[22:11] dr of rpology: you are the emo soul of crying whingers everywhere
[22:12] brodyxxdanger: her dress is pretty :>
[22:12] dr of rpology: i love the colour
[22:13] brodyxxdanger: man all these blood dolls
[22:13] dr of rpology: HAHA claudia is so bitchy and demanding
[22:13] ladolceverbena: claudia has given up on daddies and wants a mommy
[22:14] dr of rpology: daddies are so whiny
[22:14] brodyxxdanger: O SNAP
[22:15] ladolceverbena: does he make her?
[22:15] dr of rpology: idk i read this book when i was ten
[22:15] ladolceverbena: good lord that hair
[22:16] dr of rpology: that is SOME HAIR - claudia after all this NOW you're like "wait!"
[22:16] ladolceverbena: HAHAHAHA
[22:16] dr of rpology: TIMING
[22:16] ladolceverbena: WHO IS THAT LADY
[22:16] ladolceverbena: I LOVE HER
[22:16] brodyxxdanger: whoa that
[22:16] brodyxxdanger: woke me up
[22:17] dr of rpology: pt ten :>
[22:17] brodyxxdanger: ready
[22:17] ladolceverbena: ready
[22:17] dr of rpology: ready!
[22:17] brodyxxdanger: three
[22:17] brodyxxdanger: two
[22:17] brodyxxdanger: one
[22:17] brodyxxdanger: GO
[22:18] dr of rpology: HAHA the music
[22:18] ladolceverbena: rofl
[22:18] brodyxxdanger: i gotta say
[22:18] dr of rpology: ARMANDONIO NOOOOOOO
[22:18] ladolceverbena: it's theater music 8>
[22:18] brodyxxdanger: i prefer this soundtrack to the other one
[22:18] brodyxxdanger: that was all fuckin
[22:18] brodyxxdanger: korn and limp bizkit and shit
[22:18] ladolceverbena: hahahaha y
[22:18] ladolceverbena: although i liked the actual SCORE
[22:18] dr of rpology: they're all loling so hard
[22:18] dr of rpology: claudia where is your new mommy
[22:19] dr of rpology: oh in there with you
[22:19] brodyxxdanger: o thar she is
[22:19] brodyxxdanger: "PLEASANT DREAMS LOL"
[22:19] brodyxxdanger: louis is like FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MONTRESSOR
[22:20] brodyxxdanger: ... :< nooo
[22:20] ladolceverbena: hahhaha this woman got a rough deal
[22:20] ladolceverbena: oh guys
[22:20] ladolceverbena: hey :>
[22:20] ladolceverbena: (Link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lestat:_The_Musical)http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lestat:_The_Musical
[22:20] brodyxxdanger: HAHA YES
[22:20] brodyxxdanger: with the elton john score
[22:20] dr of rpology: HAHAHjkashglkhg
[22:20] dr of rpology: o armand
[22:20] dr of rpology: helo there
[22:20] brodyxxdanger: o sup antoniomand
[22:20] ladolceverbena: armand is displeased
[22:20] dr of rpology: yes rescue the one who would've been fine in a while
[22:20] dr of rpology: not the ones burning to death
[22:21] brodyxxdanger: why is he gasping for air
[22:21] brodyxxdanger: he dead
[22:21] dr of rpology: LOUIS WILL TRY THO
[22:21] brodyxxdanger: aw D:
[22:21] ladolceverbena: :<
[22:21] dr of rpology: aw bb :<
[22:22] ladolceverbena: with her pseudomommy
[22:22] dr of rpology: well hey
[22:22] ladolceverbena: DON'T TOUCH IT
[22:22] brodyxxdanger: AW THAT IS SAD :(
[22:22] dr of rpology: at least crazy child was not ALONE when she died ... this time uh
[22:22] ladolceverbena: hahahah yes
[22:22] ladolceverbena: it's kind of symbolic
[22:22] ladolceverbena: considering how he found her
[22:22] dr of rpology: HAHA y
[22:22] dr of rpology: armandonio
[22:22] dr of rpology: louis is not gonna stay with you now
[22:23] brodyxxdanger: they're all like ">_> ...sry"
[22:23] dr of rpology: HAHAHA THAT ONE
[22:23] ladolceverbena: mimepire
[22:23] dr of rpology: ...:)?
[22:23] ladolceverbena: you are a bastard
[22:23] brodyxxdanger: man mimepire is the best
[22:23] dr of rpology: mimepire is lolzy
[22:23] ladolceverbena: :<
[22:23] dr of rpology: REVENJJJJ
[22:23] brodyxxdanger: oo revenge time
[22:23] brodyxxdanger: YES
[22:23] brodyxxdanger: MORE FIRE
[22:23] brodyxxdanger: FIRE SOLVES EVERYTHING
[22:23] dr of rpology: MORE FIRE ALWAYS
[22:23] ladolceverbena: that does seem to be how they roll
[22:24] dr of rpology: it never helps
[22:24] dr of rpology: and yet.
[22:24] brodyxxdanger: it's like vampire alcoholism
[22:24] dr of rpology: HAHAHA he just like
[22:24] dr of rpology: casually
[22:24] brodyxxdanger: haha oh
[22:24] brodyxxdanger: the irony
[22:24] dr of rpology: knocks the candles
[22:24] dr of rpology: like o w/e.
[22:24] brodyxxdanger: their forty million candles spell their doom
[22:24] brodyxxdanger: DANG
[22:24] ladolceverbena: oh.
[22:24] dr of rpology: he's like
[22:24] dr of rpology: sticking around
[22:24] dr of rpology: to make sure they all die
[22:24] ladolceverbena: louis is displeased.
[22:24] ladolceverbena: HAHAHAH
[22:24] brodyxxdanger: yeah he took bamf lessons from claudia
[22:24] dr of rpology: louis is bitchy as fuck when you rile him up
[22:24] ladolceverbena: THEY'RE LIKE VAMPIRE POPCORN
[22:25] ladolceverbena: APPLY HEAT AND THEY SPRING UP
[22:25] dr of rpology: n that was van helsing
[22:25] brodyxxdanger: HAHA EW
[22:25] dr of rpology: popcorn vampire babies
[22:25] ladolceverbena: i did not watch van helsing that closely
[22:25] dr of rpology: the vampire babies
[22:25] dr of rpology: explode
[22:25] ladolceverbena: well these ones just pop up nicely toasted
[22:25] dr of rpology: like popcorn MIMEPIRE F YEAH
[22:25] brodyxxdanger: MWAHAHAHAHA
[22:25] brodyxxdanger: mimepire does kung fu
[22:25] dr of rpology: oh gross
[22:25] brodyxxdanger: ... oic
[22:25] ladolceverbena: mimepire you did your best
[22:25] brodyxxdanger: mimepire, we hardly knew ye
[22:25] dr of rpology: marius: *CLAP CLAP CLAP :D :D*
[22:25] ladolceverbena: i maintain they are delicious vampire popcorn
[22:26] brodyxxdanger: oh good timing you silly silly man
[22:26] ladolceverbena: hahahahahahaah o ok
[22:26] dr of rpology: louis looking up like UM
[22:26] dr of rpology: ...oh it's him. again.
[22:26] ladolceverbena: HAHA THAT BOY
[22:26] brodyxxdanger: aw blood doll bb is like :\
[22:26] brodyxxdanger: my life :\
[22:26] dr of rpology: armandonio took lessons from his daddy
[22:26] dr of rpology: about keeping little boys around to drink from without killing
[22:26] dr of rpology: ...............weirdos.
[22:27] brodyxxdanger: well that's pedotastic
[22:27] dr of rpology: armandonio he is not as pleased about that as you
[22:27] dr of rpology: y a little
[22:27] dr of rpology: marius did not has sex with them he just kept them around and taught them ~*the arts*~...well except ~*AMADEO*~
[22:28] dr of rpology: that's a little gay.
[22:28] brodyxxdanger: only a little?
[22:28] dr of rpology: or a lot.
[22:28] brodyxxdanger: yes, this
[22:28] dr of rpology: NEXT
[22:28] brodyxxdanger: ready :O
[22:28] dr of rpology: ready
[22:29] ladolceverbena: READY
[22:29] brodyxxdanger: THREE
[22:29] brodyxxdanger: TWO
[22:29] brodyxxdanger: ONE
[22:29] brodyxxdanger: POOF
[22:29] ladolceverbena: s
[22:29] ladolceverbena: yes i went there
[22:29] dr of rpology: louis it is never that easy
[22:29] brodyxxdanger: no louis has to go angst by himself
[22:29] brodyxxdanger: and eat rats
[22:29] dr of rpology: lestat: WHY ARE YOU NOT MOURNING ME.
[22:30] brodyxxdanger: baaaaaw
[22:30] brodyxxdanger: lol
[22:30] dr of rpology: HAHA watching superman
[22:30] brodyxxdanger: sittin there watchin superman
[22:30] ladolceverbena: the 70s.
[22:30] brodyxxdanger: tequila sunrise lol
[22:30] dr of rpology: lolol
[22:30] dr of rpology: 'perfume'
[22:30] dr of rpology: of a city
[22:31] dr of rpology: ok.
[22:31] ladolceverbena: HAHAHA
[22:31] brodyxxdanger: so
[22:31] brodyxxdanger: butt and sewage
[22:31] brodyxxdanger: ok
[22:31] dr of rpology: HAHA the scent of death
[22:31] ladolceverbena: the scent of deeeeeaaaaaath
[22:31] dr of rpology: ooooooold deaaaaaaaath
[22:31] dr of rpology: yeah you know what that is louis that is YOUR PAST BITING YOU IN THE ASS
[22:31] dr of rpology: that is how vampires roll.
[22:31] brodyxxdanger: he should fix it
[22:31] dr of rpology: holding grudges and then setting them on fire.
[22:32] brodyxxdanger: with fire.
[22:32] dr of rpology: lestat doesn't die he just goes and sulks in his room.
[22:33] dr of rpology: did he just scurry
[22:34] brodyxxdanger: um
[22:34] brodyxxdanger: "no one could refuse me" i question this
[22:34] dr of rpology: claudia refused him
[22:34] dr of rpology: a lot
[22:34] dr of rpology: pretty efficiently too
[22:34] brodyxxdanger: so how is this not gay
[22:35] dr of rpology: lestat's pretty gay
[22:35] dr of rpology: lestat
[22:35] dr of rpology: everybody else hated the old lestat.
[22:36] ladolceverbena: HAHAHA
[22:36] ladolceverbena: but lestat liked it and he's the only one who matters 8)
[22:36] dr of rpology: well he can cry moar, obv
[22:36] dr of rpology: daniel is like COME ON, IS THAT IT?
[22:37] ladolceverbena: daniel
[22:37] ladolceverbena: you're a retard.
[22:37] dr of rpology: .................................dumbass.
[22:37] ladolceverbena: HAHAHA WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM
[22:37] brodyxxdanger: haha
[22:37] dr of rpology: HAHAHA
[22:37] brodyxxdanger: louis is like "e_e jesus
[22:37] ladolceverbena: who hears "so i was tortured psychologically by a blond fop with fangs for a hundred years, had a child who turned into a raving psychopath that got murdered, and now i hate myself EVEN MORE"
[22:38] dr of rpology: louis: WHY DOES THIS EVER HAPPEN TO ME, SO OFTEN
[22:38] ladolceverbena: and goes
[22:38] ladolceverbena: SIGN ME THE FUCK UP
[22:38] dr of rpology: daniel molloy.
[22:38] ladolceverbena: in fairness maybe daniel thinks he'd be less whiny about it than louis but
[22:38] ladolceverbena: probably not, bb, you a rice character.
[22:38] dr of rpology: i'm pretty sure daniel ends up mindfucked and
[22:38] dr of rpology: yes
[22:38] brodyxxdanger: CRAZY DRIVING
[22:38] dr of rpology: like everybody else
[22:38] dr of rpology: with marius-issues./
[22:38] brodyxxdanger: marius just hands out issues like condoms
[22:39] dr of rpology: everything marius touches turns to WHY GOD WHY
[22:39] dr of rpology: which is hilarious because he's one of the most well-meaning of the lot
[22:39] dr of rpology: PT TWELVE
[22:39] brodyxxdanger: ready :>
[22:39] dr of rpology: ready :>
[22:39] ladolceverbena: this is the last paaart yay
[22:39] ladolceverbena: READY
[22:39] brodyxxdanger: three!
[22:39] brodyxxdanger: two!
[22:39] brodyxxdanger: one!
[22:39] brodyxxdanger: go!
[22:40] dr of rpology: sup lestat
[22:40] brodyxxdanger: ...good plan
[22:40] brodyxxdanger: eat him while he's driving
[22:40] dr of rpology: lestat now is a bad time to learn to drive
[22:40] dr of rpology: HAHAHA
[22:40] brodyxxdanger: HAHA
[22:40] dr of rpology: STILL WHINING, LOUIS
[22:40] brodyxxdanger: "still WHINING louis >:("
[22:40] brodyxxdanger: LMAO
[22:40] ladolceverbena: lestat is even more of a queen than ever
[22:40] ladolceverbena: WHAT IS THIS MUSIC
[22:40] brodyxxdanger: then he goes and makes a rock band
[22:40] dr of rpology: lestat's like YOU'RE MINE NOW TOO
[22:41] ladolceverbena: ARE YOU GOING TO COPACABANA?
[22:41] brodyxxdanger: ...
[22:41] ladolceverbena: oh
[22:41] dr of rpology: ...LMAO
[22:41] brodyxxdanger: no
[22:41] brodyxxdanger: no
[22:41] ladolceverbena: what
[22:41] brodyxxdanger: why this
[22:41] brodyxxdanger: NO
[22:41] brodyxxdanger: THIS IS TERRIBLE
[22:41] dr of rpology: *crying with laughter*
[22:41] brodyxxdanger: WHO DID THIS, WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS
[22:41] brodyxxdanger: KILL THEM
[22:41] dr of rpology: OH MY GOD
[22:41] dr of rpology: I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING ARIEL
[22:41] brodyxxdanger: this is NOT OKAY
[22:41] brodyxxdanger: >:O
[22:41] dr of rpology: *LOLS HELPLESSLY*
[22:41] ladolceverbena: DON'T YOU LIKE IT
[22:41] brodyxxdanger: NO!!!!
[22:41] brodyxxdanger: *SETS THE INTERNET ON FIRE*
[22:41] brodyxxdanger: THAT SOLVES ALL PROBLEMS :(
[22:41] dr of rpology: *BREAAAAAAAAATHES*
[22:41] ladolceverbena: lessons we've learned from vampires
[22:41] brodyxxdanger: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY
[22:41] ladolceverbena: if you have a problem
[22:41] ladolceverbena: BURN IT
[22:42] dr of rpology: SURELY THAT WILL NOT JUST CAUSE YOU MORE PROBLEMS
[22:42] brodyxxdanger: WAIT
[22:42] ladolceverbena: "I CAN'T DO MY HOMEWORK I SET IT ON FIRE" "......................................"
[22:42] brodyxxdanger: YVETTE
[22:42] brodyxxdanger: is thandie newton.
[22:42] dr of rpology: ...........I KNEW IT
[22:42] ladolceverbena: back when she had body fat
[22:42] brodyxxdanger: HAHA yes
[22:42] brodyxxdanger: so um
[22:42] brodyxxdanger: why :(
[22:42] dr of rpology: ok
[22:42] dr of rpology: i'm posting it.