sometimes we watch movies. [pt 1 of 2]
[23:10] ladolceverbena: muuusic of ominouuusnesss
[23:10] ladolceverbena: :O
[23:10] ladolceverbena: ...o
[23:10] arrriel: DUN! DUN! DUN!
[23:10] dr of rpology: doesn't everybody know about that already - oooo NOISES
[23:10] dr of rpology: and
[23:10] dr of rpology: dead people
[23:10] arrriel: OUR LADY OF WAILING SORROW
[23:10] dr of rpology: man the king dude gets majorly screwed over
[23:11] arrriel: this is boring >:\
[23:11] dr of rpology: well
[23:11] dr of rpology: it's the credits.
[23:11] arrriel: o narrative
[23:11] dr of rpology: delicious voice overs
[23:11] dr of rpology: angst angst angst vampire angst
[23:11] arrriel: craaaaaawling in my skiiiiin
[23:11] ladolceverbena: ngl i love the violin score to this movie
[23:12] dr of rpology: i kind of loved the music y
[23:12] ladolceverbena: stuart townshend what is this accent
[23:12] dr of rpology: LESTAT'S BAND
[23:12] arrriel: o
[23:12] arrriel: ok
[23:12] arrriel: um
[23:12] ladolceverbena: HAHA I LOVE THE GIRL IN THIS
[23:12] dr of rpology: nipple ring
[23:12] arrriel: o sup giant nipple ring
[23:12] dr of rpology: hahaha he's wandering around with his violin
[23:12] arrriel: MOAR MELODRAMATIC VOICEOVERS PLZ
[23:13] dr of rpology: LEOPARD PRINT lmao
[23:13] dr of rpology: oh and death
[23:13] arrriel: hey i love leopard print >:(
[23:13] arrriel: but i'm trashy, so
[23:13] dr of rpology: do you also love death
[23:13] arrriel: yes
[23:13] dr of rpology: well then.
[23:13] arrriel: also i am a vampyr
[23:13] ladolceverbena: lestat
[23:13] dr of rpology: lestat looks
[23:13] ladolceverbena: baby
[23:13] arrriel: also no really what is this accent
[23:13] ladolceverbena: you need a napkin
[23:13] dr of rpology: ....................a little weird
[23:13] dr of rpology: HAHA maybe it's
[23:13] ladolceverbena: still hotter than tom cruise
[23:13] arrriel: it sounds
[23:13] dr of rpology: "i've been dead and traveling forever"
[23:13] dr of rpology: "i sound insane"
[23:13] ladolceverbena: he's FRENCH
[23:13] arrriel: italian?
[23:13] ladolceverbena: I LOVE THE PINK HAIRED GIRL
[23:13] arrriel: or
[23:13] dr of rpology: lestat de lioncourt
[23:13] arrriel: weird -- what is he doing lol
[23:14] ladolceverbena: i don't know but it's hilarious
[23:14] dr of rpology: hahahaha being a freak
[23:14] arrriel: GET DOWN FROM THERE YOU SILLY MAN
[23:14] dr of rpology: with no shirt on
[23:14] dr of rpology: pink hair girl :D
[23:14] ladolceverbena: her accent
[23:14] arrriel: YEAH MAN >:O
[23:14] dr of rpology: ROLLED OUT OF MY MOUTH
[23:14] arrriel: this movie, lmao
[23:14] arrriel: that one guy is freaking out
[23:14] dr of rpology: hahaha vampiiiiiiire
[23:14] ladolceverbena: VAMPAAAAAAHR
[23:14] arrriel: he's gonna sex you up
[23:14] arrriel: with his mouth penises
[23:14] dr of rpology: HAHAKjhdsg
[23:14] arrriel: THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE
[23:14] dr of rpology: the pale skinny guy - hey D:
[23:14] ladolceverbena: PART TWO
[23:14] dr of rpology: oh next part
[23:15] arrriel: ready
[23:15] ladolceverbena: wait
[23:15] dr of rpology: ready
[23:15] ladolceverbena: i gotta let it load a bit
[23:15] dr of rpology: hang on then i'm gonna go pee
[23:15] arrriel: THERE'S NO PEEING IN VAMPIRISM
[23:15] arrriel: ...idek
[23:15] ladolceverbena: oh ok
[23:16] arrriel: the history channel is talking about space
[23:16] arrriel: FUCK SPACE
[23:16] dr of rpology: k i'm back
[23:16] ladolceverbena: READY
[23:16] ladolceverbena: THREE
[23:16] ladolceverbena: TWO
[23:16] ladolceverbena: ONE
[23:16] ladolceverbena: GO >:O
[23:17] dr of rpology: eeexcellent
[23:17] arrriel: his accent is still silly
[23:17] dr of rpology: "this is your lucky day" lol
[23:17] ladolceverbena: he's on a rolly thing
[23:17] arrriel: MY FRANDZ
[23:17] dr of rpology: lestat's ego is like
[23:17] arrriel: what is this singing
[23:17] dr of rpology: a separate entity from his body
[23:17] ladolceverbena: HAHAHAH I KNOW
[23:17] dr of rpology: following him around
[23:17] dr of rpology: going DO THIS >:D IT'LL BE FUN >:D
[23:17] dr of rpology: EVERYONE WILL LOOK AT YOU >:D
[23:17] ladolceverbena: margeurite moreau has the best name in the universe
[23:17] dr of rpology: trufax
[23:17] dr of rpology: HAHAHAHA THAT VAMPIRE LEAP
[23:18] ladolceverbena: hahahaha the guy from korn did the singing stuff in this
[23:18] ladolceverbena: HAHAHAH
[23:18] ladolceverbena: the fact that it's korn is why it's... mostly terrible EXCEPT
[23:18] ladolceverbena: the one song that is by the guy from orgy, which is great :>
[23:18] ladolceverbena: i like how this is shot like that movie nosferatu
[23:18] dr of rpology: yy
[23:18] ladolceverbena: and it also calls vampires rapists, classy
[23:19] ladolceverbena: EDWARD I LOVE YOU
[23:19] ladolceverbena: oh wait
[23:19] dr of rpology: lololol
[23:19] arrriel: SERIOUSLY THIS ACCENT
[23:19] ladolceverbena: edward would be so disturbed by all this
[23:19] arrriel: oh that's someone else
[23:19] ladolceverbena: HAHAHA
[23:19] ladolceverbena: THE SOUTHERN ACCENTS
[23:19] dr of rpology: hahaha "sex bloooood and rock and roll"
[23:19] arrriel: these are all terrible actors
[23:19] ladolceverbena: i like the blond kid
[23:19] dr of rpology: music videos don't require that you act
[23:19] arrriel: all of them should be thrown off a cliff
[23:19] ladolceverbena: who's just like I AM A HANSON BODY DOUBLE
[23:19] ladolceverbena: lestat that wasn't funny
[23:20] dr of rpology: "share myself with the world"
[23:20] dr of rpology: really lestat.
[23:20] arrriel: gross
[23:20] ladolceverbena: martel is digging ms pixiecut
[23:20] dr of rpology: MARTEL?
[23:20] ladolceverbena: SORRY
[23:20] ladolceverbena: I WAS
[23:20] ladolceverbena: TAGGING YOU
[23:20] dr of rpology: *cries laughing*
[23:20] arrriel: the internets
[23:20] ladolceverbena: AND REREADING
[23:20] ladolceverbena: however
[23:20] ladolceverbena: i do
[23:21] ladolceverbena: want to compare martel's ego to lestat's
[23:21] ladolceverbena: can we do that
[23:21] dr of rpology: yes.
[23:21] dr of rpology: yes i can't argue with that.
[23:21] dr of rpology: also their
[23:21] ladolceverbena: lestat is a pretty pretty princess
[23:21] dr of rpology: sense of the..................absurdly theatrical
[23:21] ladolceverbena: HAHAHA y
[23:21] ladolceverbena: HAHAHAHA
[23:21] ladolceverbena: THIS GIRL
[23:22] dr of rpology: HAHAHA "done worse!"
[23:22] arrriel: can we put lestat in a pretty princess dress
[23:22] ladolceverbena: yes
[23:22] ladolceverbena: part 3?
[23:22] dr of rpology: he'd be down with that - y
[23:22] arrriel: i am not ready :<
[23:22] dr of rpology: :(
[23:22] ladolceverbena: kk one sec
[23:23] ladolceverbena: :B
[23:23] dr of rpology: my cat doesn't truck with vampires apparently
[23:24] dr of rpology: he's turned his back on the computer
[23:24] ladolceverbena: HAHAH
[23:24] ladolceverbena: he's an anne rice fan.
[23:24] dr of rpology: that's horrifying.
[23:24] arrriel: ok ready
[23:25] dr of rpology: k
[23:25] ladolceverbena: THREE
[23:25] ladolceverbena: TWO
[23:25] ladolceverbena: ONE
[23:25] ladolceverbena: SPACE JAM >:O
[23:25] dr of rpology: ...space jam.
[23:25] ladolceverbena: i thought i'd change it up from "go".
[23:25] arrriel: laep is imminent
[23:25] ladolceverbena: lestat's house is tacky and i want it
[23:26] dr of rpology: lestat is trashy a bit
[23:26] arrriel: PERSONAL SPACE?
[23:26] arrriel: WHAT PERSONAL SPACE?
[23:26] ladolceverbena: as are his clothes
[23:26] ladolceverbena: and his groupies
[23:26] ladolceverbena: vampires don't care for personal space bb
[23:26] arrriel: spontaneous orgasms now?
[23:26] dr of rpology: roger's
[23:26] dr of rpology: having a crisis of conscience
[23:26] ladolceverbena: roger hates his job
[23:26] ladolceverbena: these girls are kind of adorable
[23:26] arrriel: he has to babysit a guy who is
[23:26] dr of rpology: HAHA lestat's like y'all have nooo idea - yes they are
[23:26] arrriel: the vampire equivalent of a spoiled pomeranian
[23:27] ladolceverbena: i'm sorry they die -- sdlkfjsdlfkj
[23:27] ladolceverbena: IT'S TRUE
[23:27] dr of rpology: HAHA oh my god you're so right
[23:27] arrriel: i'd hit both of them
[23:27] dr of rpology: i like the little long-haired one best
[23:27] arrriel: OH FUCK
[23:27] arrriel: HE'S SPIDER-MAN
[23:27] dr of rpology: HAHdfhHAHAHA
[23:27] ladolceverbena: WHAT ARE YOU DOING, LESTAT
[23:27] ladolceverbena: hahaha they're too high to care
[23:27] arrriel: HE'S FUCKING SPIDER-MAN FUCK YOU
[23:27] dr of rpology: crawling on the ceiling oh no they look kinda worried - yes
[23:27] dr of rpology: the screaming
[23:27] ladolceverbena: oh
[23:27] arrriel: ...that was unnecessary
[23:28] arrriel: i guess he prefers his blood squashed
[23:28] ladolceverbena: lestat those girls were lovely you bitch
[23:28] dr of rpology: man some people just go to burger king wtf
[23:28] arrriel: he's clearly gay
[23:28] dr of rpology: he's got marius daddy issues
[23:28] arrriel: oh
[23:28] arrriel: i thought he was saying CHYESSSSS
[23:28] ladolceverbena: dude
[23:28] ladolceverbena: they cast tiny jesse really well
[23:28] dr of rpology: yy
[23:29] arrriel: OH I KNOW WHAT HE SOUNDS LIKE
[23:29] dr of rpology: i love
[23:29] dr of rpology: how
[23:29] arrriel: he sounds like the used car salesman from futurama
[23:29] dr of rpology: the guy jesse hooks up with in the books
[23:29] arrriel: "the deluxe edition just has... so many more eagles."
[23:29] dr of rpology: is ..................... not lestat, and gross
[23:29] dr of rpology: but in the movie!
[23:29] dr of rpology: i can't remember but i'll know him when i see :> - LENA OLIN YOU ARE SO LOVELY
[23:29] ladolceverbena: lena olin is amazing
[23:30] arrriel: is that linkin park
[23:30] dr of rpology: no it's lestat
[23:30] arrriel: so yes, then
[23:30] dr of rpology: ....y
[23:30] ladolceverbena: I REMEMBER THIS CHICK
[23:30] ladolceverbena: SERENA ALTSCHUL OR W/E
[23:30] dr of rpology: pt 4 :O
[23:31] arrriel: ready :>
[23:31] ladolceverbena: one sec
[23:31] ladolceverbena: i am grabbing soda
[23:31] arrriel: omg a puppeh
[23:31] arrriel: on my tv
[23:34] ladolceverbena: OKAY
[23:34] ladolceverbena: ARE WE READY
[23:34] ladolceverbena: to rock with some vampires
[23:34] arrriel: yy
[23:34] dr of rpology: y
[23:34] ladolceverbena: THREE
[23:34] ladolceverbena: TWO
[23:34] ladolceverbena: ONE
[23:34] ladolceverbena: GO :O!!
[23:35] arrriel: his music is so terrible
[23:35] ladolceverbena: well
[23:35] ladolceverbena: korn.
[23:35] dr of rpology: he's a
[23:35] dr of rpology: vampire
[23:35] dr of rpology: from france in the whatever century
[23:35] arrriel: she's like "what the fuck is this"
[23:35] ladolceverbena: hahahahaahahhaha
[23:35] dr of rpology: HAHA yes her expression
[23:35] dr of rpology: "...............wut"
[23:35] ladolceverbena: jesse's pajamas look like
[23:35] ladolceverbena: actual person pajamas
[23:35] arrriel: instead of sexy pajamas
[23:35] dr of rpology: she's the only person who takes notes from mtv
[23:35] ladolceverbena: HAHAHA
[23:36] dr of rpology: also FOR THE BLOOD OF MAAAAAAHN
[23:36] ladolceverbena: talamasca
[23:36] dr of rpology: talamasca lol
[23:36] arrriel: ...................lol
[23:36] ladolceverbena: i really dug her shirt back in high school
[23:36] ladolceverbena: what was wrong with me
[23:36] arrriel: that's a terrible fucking lyric
[23:36] arrriel: WOW SOMEONE MAKES A HISTORICAL REFERENCE IN THEIR LYRICS, THEY MUST BE A VAMPIRE :O
[23:37] dr of rpology: observe the dark world but be not of it >(
[23:37] ladolceverbena: jesse: but the dark world is sexy and you're all old :-(
[23:37] dr of rpology: david: no i was not :(
[23:37] arrriel: SHE'S REBELLING FROM THEIR POPPYCOCKERY OKAY
[23:37] dr of rpology: david: B|
[23:37] ladolceverbena: david is your daddy noooow
[23:38] arrriel: they seem like the people to use the word "haberdashery"
[23:38] ladolceverbena: HAHA
[23:38] dr of rpology: david's marius obsession !
[23:38] arrriel: a painting!
[23:38] dr of rpology: n what you see is DAVID IS A VAMPIRE GROUPIE TOO.
[23:38] ladolceverbena: the politer, middle aged version of jesse's lestat obsession
[23:38] dr of rpology: yes.
[23:38] arrriel: a painter who sucks at coming up with new faces?
[23:38] ladolceverbena: HAHAHA
[23:38] dr of rpology: HAHAHA
[23:38] dr of rpology: marius loves artists
[23:39] arrriel: a painter with a very small supply of models?!
[23:39] ladolceverbena: i love how self obsessed the vampires are
[23:39] ladolceverbena: their egos are just epic, and lestat is ESPECIALLY bad
[23:39] arrriel: she's totally going to go
[23:39] dr of rpology: marius is a TORTURED ARTISTE
[23:40] dr of rpology: also we are onto pt 5 are we
[23:40] arrriel: y :>
[23:41] ladolceverbena: yes we are
[23:41] ladolceverbena: READY?
[23:41] dr of rpology: Y
[23:41] ladolceverbena: threeeee
[23:41] ladolceverbena: twooooo
[23:41] ladolceverbena: ONE!!!
[23:41] ladolceverbena: GO >:O
[23:41] dr of rpology: mediterranean island oic
[23:41] arrriel: THUNDERCLAP :O
[23:41] arrriel: ...
[23:41] ladolceverbena: that's a fucking castle ok
[23:41] arrriel: he's a sweet transvestite?
[23:41] dr of rpology: yellow pants
[23:41] ladolceverbena: HAHHAHAA
[23:41] arrriel: oh
[23:41] arrriel: i see.
[23:42] dr of rpology: hahaha lestat feels kind of shitty i see
[23:42] arrriel: buttsex hurts :(
[23:42] ladolceverbena: lestat back when he was a little less bitchy
[23:42] dr of rpology: *loling*
[23:42] dr of rpology: o sup marius
[23:42] arrriel: they sure like dramatically appearing out of nowhere
[23:42] ladolceverbena: vincent perez i love you
[23:42] dr of rpology: he's so wonderful
[23:43] dr of rpology: HAHAHAH flying
[23:43] ladolceverbena: hahahhaha his accent too
[23:43] arrriel: VAMPIER MAKEOUTS
[23:43] arrriel: ew
[23:43] dr of rpology: marius will learn you some vampire
[23:43] ladolceverbena: if a vampire flew at me i would just reach for his hair and be like I WILL PULL THIS ALL OUT YOU VAIN MOTHERFUCKER
[23:43] arrriel: HAHAHA
[23:43] arrriel: kay that's because you're badass
[23:43] dr of rpology: HAHAHAHA
[23:43] dr of rpology: aptly
[23:43] dr of rpology: marius in the books
[23:43] arrriel: wow he's got uh
[23:43] dr of rpology: has long ~*luxurious*~ blond hair
[23:43] arrriel: quite a widow's peak there
[23:43] ladolceverbena: also all vampires are prissy bitches -- HAHA yes
[23:43] arrriel: looks like someone's balding
[23:44] ladolceverbena: i can't stand hair past like, chin or collar length on most men so i'm like D: at how vampire authors dig it so hard
[23:44] ladolceverbena: haaave some sex metaphors
[23:44] ladolceverbena: and some moaning
[23:44] dr of rpology: HAHA NO MOAR *THUNDER*
[23:44] arrriel: SEX = DEATH
[23:44] dr of rpology: gay sex = especially death
[23:45] ladolceverbena: YEAH DON'T BE SCARED
[23:45] dr of rpology: comin' up nipples first
[23:45] ladolceverbena: oh
[23:45] ladolceverbena: hi
[23:45] ladolceverbena: and his transformation into bitch is complete
[23:45] ladolceverbena: ew
[23:45] ladolceverbena: the slurping
[23:45] dr of rpology: marius is so
[23:45] dr of rpology: prissy
[23:46] dr of rpology: i guess i'd be a controlfreak too if i'd
[23:46] dr of rpology: spent a while locked in a tree
[23:46] arrriel: yeah this slurping is driving me nuts
[23:46] dr of rpology: with a gross old man
[23:46] ladolceverbena: oh maaan
[23:46] ladolceverbena: paaart six let me grab that for myself
[23:46] dr of rpology: \m/
[23:47] ladolceverbena: READY?
[23:47] arrriel: n
[23:47] ladolceverbena: D:
[23:48] dr of rpology: y
[23:49] arrriel: ok now i am
[23:49] ladolceverbena: omg
[23:49] ladolceverbena: okay
[23:49] ladolceverbena: THREE
[23:49] ladolceverbena: TWO
[23:49] ladolceverbena: ONE
[23:49] ladolceverbena: GO!!
[23:49] ladolceverbena: lestat your ponytail
[23:50] arrriel: IT'S SO PRETTY :>
[23:50] arrriel: i feel that he's mocking marius with his hair
[23:50] ladolceverbena: omg the violin
[23:50] ladolceverbena: oh man
[23:50] ladolceverbena: this gypsy girl is fine as hell to me and i don't even
[23:50] ladolceverbena: know why exactly
[23:50] ladolceverbena: but every time i see it i'm totally distracted by her
[23:50] dr of rpology: lestat is like
[23:50] dr of rpology: kicked puppy :<
[23:50] ladolceverbena: :<
[23:50] arrriel: BUT MOMMY I WANTED A PONY :<
[23:50] dr of rpology: she really is distracting
[23:50] ladolceverbena: but mommy i wanted a romany violinist
[23:51] ladolceverbena: i think it's because she looks so normal but she's v. pretty
[23:51] dr of rpology: haha this gonna end badly, marius is like
[23:51] dr of rpology: "oh my god."
[23:51] ladolceverbena: of course these people are all doomed, yeah
[23:51] arrriel: she's seducing him with her violin skillz
[23:51] dr of rpology: hahaha now they're like "..............um"
[23:51] ladolceverbena: this is the indian violin they're playing -- Y SO PRETTY, RANDOM GIRL
[23:51] dr of rpology: and marius is like "shit"
[23:52] arrriel: THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SHOW OFF
[23:52] dr of rpology: CHOMP
[23:52] ladolceverbena: and then she dies :-(
[23:52] dr of rpology: he didn't even bite her he just
[23:52] dr of rpology: broke her neck
[23:52] arrriel: BUT I LOVED YOU RANDOM GYPSY GIRL :(
[23:52] dr of rpology: by accident
[23:52] dr of rpology: you retard, lestat
[23:52] dr of rpology: he was trying to kill her and he still managed to kill her AND fuck it up
[23:52] arrriel: lestat the giant floppy pawed vampire puppy
[23:52] ladolceverbena: HAHAHAHAHA
[23:52] ladolceverbena: it's accurate
[23:52] ladolceverbena: lingering mortal emotions
[23:52] ladolceverbena: yeah, those suck
[23:53] abbyissues: he bugged me so much in that movie
[23:53] dr of rpology: marius
[23:53] dr of rpology: you and your pandora fixation
[23:53] arrriel: moar violins
[23:53] ladolceverbena: except for how you vampires fall in love with each other and then angst about it for 200 years ALL THE TIME
[23:53] dr of rpology: can shut your fucking face
[23:53] ladolceverbena: HAHAH I WAS GONNA SAY
[23:53] ladolceverbena: wasn't he obsessed with her forever
[23:53] dr of rpology: y they were
[23:53] dr of rpology: mutually obsessive
[23:53] dr of rpology: they would hook up and then one of them would leave
[23:53] dr of rpology: and pandora would hide from him and he'd stalk her ass
[23:53] arrriel: ...good job dumbass
[23:53] ladolceverbena: the siren song of R&B calls you
[23:54] dr of rpology: lestat you are so
[23:54] dr of rpology: so
[23:54] dr of rpology: so fucking dumb.
[23:54] arrriel: man i want a secret lair
[23:54] ladolceverbena: HAHAHAH
[23:54] ladolceverbena: me too
[23:54] dr of rpology: that would be so cool y
[23:54] arrriel: *builds one*
[23:54] arrriel: i want one
[23:54] dr of rpology: o marius you are painting ~*by the sea*~
[23:54] arrriel: that opens when you pull the right book out of the shelf
[23:54] ladolceverbena: marius that ain't good for your old dead eyes there
[23:54] ladolceverbena: that hallway is so narrow
[23:54] ladolceverbena: how would you not catch on fire
[23:55] arrriel: ... that rather defeats the point of a lock
[23:55] dr of rpology: enkil
[23:55] dr of rpology: that's the king's name
[23:55] dr of rpology: i always forget it
[23:55] ladolceverbena: yep
[23:55] dr of rpology: b/c nobody cares about enkil.
[23:55] dr of rpology: PART SEVEN
[23:55] arrriel: HEAVY BREATHING o_o
[23:55] arrriel: y >:3
[23:55] dr of rpology: that seems inappropriate
[23:55] dr of rpology: since
[23:55] dr of rpology: dead.
[23:55] dr of rpology: vampires.
[23:55] arrriel: god why is this broken up into such small chunks
[23:55] dr of rpology: who is breathing, exactly
[23:56] arrriel: idk but they make that noise a lot
[23:56] dr of rpology: it's
[23:56] dr of rpology: a prelude
[23:56] dr of rpology: to a silent
[23:56] ladolceverbena: i gotsta let it loaaad
[23:56] dr of rpology: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh nom nom nom
[23:56] arrriel: HAHA
[23:56] arrriel: SLUUUURP
[23:56] arrriel: dear vampires
[23:56] arrriel: stop with the slurping, it's blood, not chicken noodle soup
[23:56] abbyissues: a truly prissy vampire would carry a capri sun straw
[23:56] ladolceverbena: HAHAHA
[23:56] arrriel: lmfao
[23:56] ladolceverbena: i'd love that
[23:56] ladolceverbena: with a razor tip
[23:56] ladolceverbena: just stick it in and delicately leaaaaan down
[23:57] arrriel: fuck
[23:57] dr of rpology: HAHjkhdghjg
[23:57] arrriel: if i was a vampire
[23:57] abbyissues: haha
[23:57] arrriel: i'd carry a switchblade and a crazy straw
[23:57] arrriel: in the shape of like mickey mouse
[23:57] dr of rpology: *loling so hard*
[23:57] ladolceverbena: ariel is a malk
[23:57] abbyissues: someone needs to rp a vampire like that
[23:57] arrriel: HAHA
[23:57] dr of rpology: there is fish
[23:58] arrriel: OH MY GOD SO MANY PUPPIES
[23:59] ladolceverbena: okay
[23:59] ladolceverbena: READY CHAT?
[23:59] dr of rpology: READY
[23:59] arrriel: y
[23:59] arrriel: :>
[23:59] ladolceverbena: three
[23:59] ladolceverbena: two
[23:59] ladolceverbena: one
[23:59] ladolceverbena: GO!!!
[23:59] ladolceverbena: more breathing
[23:59] dr of rpology: the OLD ONES
[23:59] ladolceverbena: i like how lestat's reaction to heavy breathing and a statue is
[23:59] arrriel: yes
[23:59] ladolceverbena: CLEARLY YOU WANT ME TO SHOW OFF
[23:59] dr of rpology: to show off yes
[23:59] arrriel: play violin to the disembodied breathing
[23:59] dr of rpology: lestat you DUMBASS you are not supposed to be there
[00:00] ladolceverbena: dele is so invested
[00:00] dr of rpology: shut up
[00:00] arrriel: dele and i
[00:00] ladolceverbena: aaliyah's manicure lasts thousands of years
[00:00] arrriel: are the people in the movie theatre
[00:00] arrriel: who shout at the screen
[00:00] dr of rpology: i actually liked some of the anne rice books :( i just...don't even pretend that they're good - yes we are
[00:00] arrriel: OH NO DON'T GO IN THERE! DON'T GO IN THERE
[00:00] ladolceverbena: HAHAHA
[00:00] dr of rpology: my stepmother haaaates watching movies with me
[00:00] ladolceverbena: and i'm like BITCH STOP RUNNING UP THE DAMN STAIRS so we make a good group
[00:00] dr of rpology: b/c i don't shut up
[00:00] ladolceverbena: me either
[00:00] arrriel: DO NOT EAT THAT STATUE YOU PONCE
[00:00] ladolceverbena: ...ponce
[00:00] dr of rpology: NOM NOM NOM
[00:01] ladolceverbena: but it's a really fine statue
[00:01] dr of rpology: ewwww she crunched
[00:01] arrriel: UGH WHAT DID I JUST SAY
[00:01] arrriel: asshole
[00:01] dr of rpology: SHE CRUNCHED
[00:01] dr of rpology: WTF WAS THAT
[00:01] ladolceverbena: delicious
[00:01] ladolceverbena: statue meat
[00:01] arrriel: mm tastes like quartz
[00:01] dr of rpology: marius is having a moment now
[00:01] dr of rpology: marius: SHIT SHIT SHIT THE LITTLE RETARD SHIT
[00:01] arrriel: "maybe i should have put a better lock on that"
[00:01] arrriel: TIME FOR PLAGUES AND SHIT
[00:01] ladolceverbena: marius is like BEING A DAD SUCKS >:\
[00:01] dr of rpology: akasha you fuckin' crazy
[00:01] dr of rpology: HAHAHA
[00:01] ladolceverbena: hahaha someone was like
[00:01] dr of rpology: marius is so shitty at being anybody's vampire dad
[00:01] dr of rpology: armand is so bitter about that.
[00:01] ladolceverbena: "aaliyah was good as akasha but she actually should have been crazier"
[00:01] ladolceverbena: and i was like
[00:02] ladolceverbena: oh.
[00:02] arrriel: "lestat you asshole >:\ *CHAINS HIM UP*"
[00:02] dr of rpology: HAHA "my little lord"
[00:02] ladolceverbena: wait how long has he been wearing the same pants
[00:02] dr of rpology: "let me go :(" "nope."
[00:02] arrriel: "NOT UNTIL YOU STOP BITING INTO STATUES"
[00:02] dr of rpology: a while now.
[00:02] ladolceverbena: basically vampires are a lot of prissy little boys with the world's most epic mommy issues and big egos
[00:02] ladolceverbena: noted.
[00:03] dr of rpology: & crazy women
[00:03] arrriel: i like dumb retard vampires
[00:03] dr of rpology: maharet's sister is even crazier
[00:03] dr of rpology: marius: >:E >:E >:E I CHOSE YOU AND NOW
[00:03] arrriel: i think rp needs more stupid self-absorbed vampires
[00:03] dr of rpology: marius: I'M DITCHING YOU, PUNKASS.
[00:03] ladolceverbena: well yes but the menfolk tend to be in the movies so
[00:03] ladolceverbena: hahahaha y
[00:03] dr of rpology: HAHA y
[00:03] ladolceverbena: marius you are the worst fauxfather
[00:03] dr of rpology: oh
[00:03] dr of rpology: ...no, he's done worse.
[00:03] ladolceverbena: oh
[00:03] arrriel: what are you talkin about
[00:03] arrriel: he gave him a timeout
[00:03] dr of rpology: armand BD BD BD
[00:03] dr of rpology: \m/
[00:04] arrriel: marius: *fucks off for a bit*
[00:04] dr of rpology: tbf that was
[00:04] dr of rpology: not entirely his fault with armand
[00:04] dr of rpology: what with how he nearly burned to death
[00:04] ladolceverbena: i watch this going "lestat and maria would really get along" and am horrified at myself
[00:04] dr of rpology: and armand got brainwashed by other people but y'know w/e
[00:04] arrriel: HAHA
[00:04] dr of rpology: HAHA epic time out of epic time outs
[00:04] arrriel: someone used to play lestat on sws or something
[00:04] ladolceverbena: yeah maria hassled him
[00:05] abbyissues: um what's her name that plays tonks plays a lestat
[00:05] dr of rpology: kiki?
[00:05] arrriel: i am p sure brody was like :> HI and then i was like *STUFFS HIM IN A BOX*
[00:05] dr of rpology: o part eight
[00:05] abbyissues: yes
[00:05] ladolceverbena: they have the same issues by which i mean "they are both petulant drama queens with abandonment issues" so i was entertained
[00:05] arrriel: readddy
[00:05] ladolceverbena: but maria is at least an actual teenage girl -- ONE SEC
[00:05] arrriel: weimareiners are terrifying
[00:05] abbyissues: they are
[00:06] abbyissues: anything with that many vowels in its name
[00:09] arrriel: this commercial
[00:09] arrriel: "BUY THIS HEARING AID SO YOU CAN WIN AT BINGO :D"
[00:10] ladolceverbena: ARE WE READY
[00:10] dr of rpology: y
[00:10] arrriel: yyy\
[00:10] ladolceverbena: THREE
[00:10] ladolceverbena: TWO
[00:10] ladolceverbena: ONE
[00:10] ladolceverbena: go!!
[00:10] dr of rpology: jesse is already
[00:11] arrriel: what is that hair
[00:11] dr of rpology: self-absorbed and demanding like a vampire
[00:11] ladolceverbena: GLOWY MCEYES
[00:11] arrriel: turn around
[00:11] arrriel: bright eyess
[00:11] ladolceverbena: tuuuuurn arouuuuund vaaaaaaaaampiiiiiiiires
[00:11] dr of rpology: lmao
[00:11] arrriel: vampires sure love nightclubs
[00:11] arrriel: with terrible music
[00:11] ladolceverbena: HEY
[00:11] dr of rpology: "i believe in people dying" REALLY
[00:11] ladolceverbena: I LOVE THIS SONG
[00:11] ladolceverbena: BITE IT
[00:11] dr of rpology: hahahaha it's a fun song
[00:11] ladolceverbena: this is tricky
[00:11] arrriel: get out
[00:11] arrriel: >:O
[00:11] dr of rpology: BUT REALLY
[00:11] dr of rpology: VAMPIRES
[00:11] ladolceverbena: tricky is superior -- ho you get out
[00:11] ladolceverbena: tricky wins everything
[00:12] dr of rpology: this is all very on the nose isn't it
[00:12] arrriel: there's no /kick function on aim :3
[00:12] ladolceverbena: oh
[00:12] ladolceverbena: i don't know what this song is
[00:12] ladolceverbena: well then i will come to where you live
[00:12] ladolceverbena: and throw you out the window
[00:12] ladolceverbena: how is that
[00:12] dr of rpology: it's wail-y mcsong
[00:12] arrriel: you can't do that
[00:12] arrriel: you can't astral project at all
[00:12] ladolceverbena: ... or can i >:-)
[00:12] arrriel: PROVE IT
[00:12] arrriel: astral project me a sandwich
[00:12] ladolceverbena: wait until you go to sleep, bb.
[00:12] ladolceverbena: just wait.
[00:12] ladolceverbena: also that was gross, thanks movie
[00:12] dr of rpology: HAHA this one vampire
[00:12] arrriel: i am gonna have crazy dreams where we go into space
[00:13] arrriel: and have adventures
[00:13] ladolceverbena: the chick vampire with her MY SMOKY VOICE BEHOLD IT
[00:13] dr of rpology: blond british smarm
[00:13] ladolceverbena: and a skinhead
[00:13] ladolceverbena: fix your eyeliner chickenhead
[00:13] arrriel: ice burn
[00:13] dr of rpology: HAHAHA just got lestat's attention
[00:13] dr of rpology: "MARIUS"
[00:13] dr of rpology: lestat: *emerges.*
[00:13] ladolceverbena: lestat: MY ABANDONMENT ISSUES ARE PINGING
[00:14] dr of rpology: DADDYDAR
[00:14] arrriel: laep :<
[00:14] dr of rpology: hahahaha i have an inexplicable fondness for the blond in the turtleneck
[00:14] ladolceverbena: i like his turtleneck because it's so
[00:14] ladolceverbena: not nightclubwear
[00:14] dr of rpology: HAHA y
[00:14] ladolceverbena: like everyone else is all I'M KINDA SEXY AND PUNX
[00:14] arrriel: it is for vampirez
[00:14] ladolceverbena: but he's dressed for lunch somewhere
[00:14] arrriel: HISS HISS HISS
[00:14] ladolceverbena: the hissing
[00:14] arrriel: they're cats
[00:14] dr of rpology: lunch or a library, y
[00:14] ladolceverbena: sup minnie mouse
[00:14] dr of rpology: boo :[
[00:15] arrriel: I
[00:15] arrriel: SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS
[00:15] arrriel: THIS ACCENT
[00:15] arrriel: did he just make it up
[00:15] dr of rpology: HOW PRESUMPTUOUS >:E
[00:15] ladolceverbena: i think
[00:15] ladolceverbena: stuart townsend wnet
[00:15] ladolceverbena: wnet
[00:15] ladolceverbena: WENT
[00:15] ladolceverbena: i'm
[00:15] ladolceverbena: playing a vampire rock star
[00:15] abbyissues: he studied at SWS school of being foreign
[00:15] ladolceverbena: i don't care
[00:15] arrriel: HAHAHA
[00:16] ladolceverbena: nothing about this is creepy
[00:16] arrriel: HAHA
[00:16] arrriel: "tell me more about me"
[00:16] ladolceverbena: tell me more about ME
[00:16] dr of rpology: "tell me more about me >:]"
[00:16] dr of rpology: HAHAH
[00:16] arrriel: HIVE MIND
[00:16] ladolceverbena: we all repeat that line
[00:16] ladolceverbena: like
[00:16] ladolceverbena: REALLY?
[00:16] ladolceverbena: this is why we never meet any vampires we would laugh them out of town guys :-(
[00:16] arrriel: hocave does not approve
[00:16] arrriel: HAHA let's all go vampire trolling
[00:16] dr of rpology: HAHAHAH
[00:16] arrriel: one of us has to wear a turtleneck
[00:16] dr of rpology: i have one
[00:16] arrriel: NOT IT
[00:16] dr of rpology: it
[00:16] dr of rpology: also has a huge cut out
[00:16] dr of rpology: for my cleavage
[00:16] dr of rpology: & no sleeves
[00:17] dr of rpology: does it still count :>
[00:17] arrriel: yes
[00:17] dr of rpology: excellent then we're good
[00:17] dr of rpology: pt 9
[00:17] ladolceverbena: i am loading it
[00:18] ladolceverbena: and fixing the heat in here goddamn why is it impossible to find a good temperature
[00:20] ladolceverbena: READY?
[00:20] dr of rpology: YY
[00:20] arrriel: y
[00:20] ladolceverbena: THREE
[00:20] ladolceverbena: TWO
[00:20] ladolceverbena: ONE
[00:20] ladolceverbena: GOOOOOOOO
[00:21] ladolceverbena: ew this is nasty what he does here
[00:21] arrriel: ow DD:
[00:21] dr of rpology: FOR WHAT DO I YEARN >:[
[00:21] arrriel: FOR SOME SPRAY ON TAN
[00:21] ladolceverbena: HAHAHA
[00:21] dr of rpology: HAHA clever librarian
[00:21] ladolceverbena: uh
[00:21] ladolceverbena: it touched you, huh
[00:21] ladolceverbena: where.
[00:21] arrriel: ...
[00:21] arrriel: is that a transylvanian accent
[00:22] dr of rpology: ...you know where
[00:22] ladolceverbena: i hope not
[00:22] ladolceverbena: that dress is not flattering
[00:22] arrriel: hey
[00:22] arrriel: that wasn't nice :(
[00:22] dr of rpology: lestat's kind of a bitch though
[00:22] ladolceverbena: WELL THAT'D BE KIND OF CHEESY -- his house.
[00:22] dr of rpology: is so hilarious
[00:22] arrriel: god he's so whiny
[00:22] ladolceverbena: lestat what the fuck is wrong with you
[00:22] dr of rpology: everything this guy fucked his own mom
[00:22] arrriel: SO MANY THINGS
[00:23] dr of rpology: and then she was like I AM MORE BADASS THAN YOU
[00:23] dr of rpology: BRB FINDING PEOPLE WHO AREN'T WHINY BITCHES.
[00:23] ladolceverbena: gold eyeshadow
[00:23] dr of rpology: lestat: *abandonment issues, all of them*
[00:23] ladolceverbena: where can i get your brand lestat
[00:23] ladolceverbena: HI DAVID I'M RUNNING OFF TO BE A HUGE MORON FOR A BOOOOY
[00:23] dr of rpology: david: WHAT ARE YOU HIGH
[00:23] ladolceverbena: david: I HATE BOYS ESPECIALLY VAMPIRE ONES
[00:23] ladolceverbena: david: except marius
[00:23] arrriel: FUCK BOYS--oh wait don't do that
[00:23] arrriel: do the opposite of that
[00:23] dr of rpology: jesse: I'LL BE FINE I'M A BIG GIRL
[00:24] dr of rpology: david: oh my god this is going to go so badly.
[00:24] ladolceverbena: then he turns her into a vampire lol whoops
[00:24] dr of rpology: lolol
[00:24] dr of rpology: he could FEEL SOMETHING
[00:24] dr of rpology: coming
[00:24] arrriel: um
[00:24] ladolceverbena: his los angeles house is also tacky but in a more predictable way
[00:24] arrriel: did he not say "yout"?
[00:24] ladolceverbena: HAHAHA
[00:24] ladolceverbena: HIS COFFIN
[00:24] arrriel: THESE TWO YOUTS?
[00:24] arrriel: "...i'm sorry, what?" "DESE YOUTS. YOUTS!"
[00:24] dr of rpology: HAHAH WILD EYES
[00:25] dr of rpology: RAAAAR :E
[00:25] arrriel: is he
[00:25] dr of rpology: DADDY'S HOME
[00:25] arrriel: listening to his own music in headphones
[00:25] dr of rpology: ye
[00:25] dr of rpology: s
[00:25] ladolceverbena: yes.
[00:25] dr of rpology: look daddy's back
[00:25] arrriel: WHY
[00:25] ladolceverbena: like you're surprised with this guy.
[00:25] dr of rpology: wearing red velvet even now.
[00:25] arrriel: o sup combover mcgee
[00:25] dr of rpology: i love vincent perez's quotes
[00:25] ladolceverbena: lestat: you look like an antique :>
[00:25] arrriel: HAHA
[00:25] ladolceverbena: oh please like cab calloway never wore red velvet
[00:25] arrriel: lies
[00:26] ladolceverbena: hahaha he is not bigger than elvis
[00:26] arrriel: he is not bigger than elvis >:O
[00:26] ladolceverbena: what is this fuckery
[00:26] arrriel: I CALL SHENANIGANS
[00:26] ladolceverbena: HAHAH ariel and i >:O HOW DARE YOU
[00:26] ladolceverbena: okay are we onnn
[00:26] ladolceverbena: nine?
[00:26] arrriel: haha we're like GET OUT >:O
[00:26] dr of rpology: ten
[00:26] arrriel: y :>
[00:26] dr of rpology: i have to pee though
[00:26] dr of rpology: brb
[00:27] dr of rpology: also getting coffee
[00:31] arrriel: so many puppies
[00:31] arrriel: i love them
[00:32] dr of rpology: mmm mixin' chocolate and coffee
[00:32] dr of rpology: ok i'm ready
[00:32] ladolceverbena: ARIEL ARE YOU READY TOO
[00:32] arrriel: y :>
[00:32] ladolceverbena: THREE
[00:33] ladolceverbena: TWO
[00:33] ladolceverbena: ONE
[00:33] ladolceverbena: GOOOOOOO
[00:33] dr of rpology: HAHAHA marius "i can't get away from you sry"
[00:33] dr of rpology: lestat: >( YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY ANY MORE
[00:33] dr of rpology: marius: oh cry me a river little boy.
[00:33] ladolceverbena: personal spaaaaaaaace
[00:33] dr of rpology: marius: oh you don
[00:34] arrriel: vampires have no personal space
[00:34] ladolceverbena: lol accent
[00:34] dr of rpology: 't get that HAHAHHAHA
[00:34] dr of rpology: "i just have to look for the most gauche house."
[00:34] dr of rpology: they're
[00:34] dr of rpology: perched on his crotch.
[00:34] ladolceverbena: on his--yes
[00:34] arrriel: sooooo
[00:34] arrriel: here's LA, and here's my package
[00:34] dr of rpology: marius is like YOU ARE A CHILD siiiigh
[00:35] ladolceverbena: their teeth are distracting
[00:35] ladolceverbena: perez's moreso
[00:35] ladolceverbena: oh
[00:35] dr of rpology: i love marius in this ok - noooo enkil :(
[00:35] ladolceverbena: enkil you had a bad day
[00:35] dr of rpology: perez keeps opening his mouth wide and going ":EEEE TEEFS"
[00:35] ladolceverbena: 8E
[00:36] dr of rpology: HAHA i love marius looking over like
[00:36] ladolceverbena: omg
[00:36] dr of rpology: "siiiigh *prissy leg-cross*"
[00:36] arrriel: bitch plz
[00:36] ladolceverbena: here she comes
[00:36] ladolceverbena: i love that woman
[00:36] dr of rpology: F YEAH THIS SCENE
[00:36] ladolceverbena: with the shaved head
[00:36] arrriel: TIEM FOR SEXYTIMES?
[00:36] ladolceverbena: this scene is so gross and so awesome
[00:36] dr of rpology: ...not exactly
[00:36] ladolceverbena: aaliyah is like sup i've been asleep for four thousand years.
[00:37] arrriel: this happened to aaliyah all the time irl too
[00:37] ladolceverbena: she was so pretty :-( -- hahahahaahah
[00:37] dr of rpology: turtleneck man
[00:37] arrriel: *walks into a room, everyone stares* YEAH I'M HOT >:3
[00:37] dr of rpology: you are signing your own death warrant
[00:37] ladolceverbena: not a wise decision.
[00:37] ladolceverbena: yes.
[00:37] ladolceverbena: aaliyah you were a skinny thing
[00:38] dr of rpology: turtleneck man i do not advise this
[00:38] ladolceverbena: she's very serpentine
[00:38] dr of rpology: NEXT BIT
[00:38] ladolceverbena: HAHA and it cuts off at the worst part ever yes
[00:38] ladolceverbena: ONE SEC
[00:38] arrriel: oh my god this puppeh only has two legs
[00:39] ladolceverbena: READY
[00:39] ladolceverbena: ?
[00:39] arrriel: y
[00:39] dr of rpology: Y
[00:39] ladolceverbena: THREE
[00:39] ladolceverbena: TWO
[00:39] ladolceverbena: ONE
[00:39] ladolceverbena: goooooo >:E
[00:39] dr of rpology: oh my god this part
[00:39] ladolceverbena: hahaha SO NASTY
[00:39] arrriel: D:
[00:39] arrriel: ew
[00:39] dr of rpology: the look on her FACE
[00:39] arrriel: squish
[00:40] arrriel: mm, hearts
[00:40] ladolceverbena: mm indeed.
[00:40] dr of rpology: y'all might want to gtfo now
[00:40] arrriel: she just doesn't give a fuck man
[00:40] ladolceverbena: hahaaha why would these morons attack her after that
[00:40] dr of rpology: there's a reason most vampires
[00:40] dr of rpology: don't live long
[00:40] ladolceverbena: HAHAH HER LITTLE WRIST FLICK
[00:40] arrriel: yeah okay just
[00:40] ladolceverbena: akasha you are a crazy person a little
[00:40] dr of rpology: they don't pick 'em for the brains
[00:40] arrriel: set everything on fire
[00:41] arrriel: that doesn't solve all your problems you know
[00:41] arrriel: >:(
[00:41] dr of rpology: but it's fun :(
[00:41] ladolceverbena: i think akasha thinks it totally does unfortunately
[00:41] dr of rpology: i'm pretty sure
[00:41] ladolceverbena: her clothes don't even catch on fire
[00:41] dr of rpology: akasha doesn't think she has problems
[00:41] dr of rpology: akasha IS other people's problems
[00:41] ladolceverbena: HAHAHA
[00:41] ladolceverbena: she is all of your 99 problems.
[00:41] ladolceverbena: .........lestat
[00:41] ladolceverbena: you're such a weirdo
[00:41] arrriel: but is a bitch one?
[00:41] ladolceverbena: well
[00:41] ladolceverbena: lestat.
continues!