Nov 23, 2005 15:08
The Peacekeepers once again were victorious against the Nauyans, with a convincing shut-out against these Alaskan athletes. The Nauyans were better prepared for this grudge match, having filled in the Peacekeeper end with concrete to prevent the Peacekeepers digging in, trading their hockey helmets for Kevlar helmets, and most importantly hiding the keys for the Ice resurfacing machine between periods. The single goal of the game was scored when Sgt Xnube of Ghana fired the puck from his grenade launcher which was duct taped onto his stick. Rules will again be amended forbidding the use of grenade launchers in Alaskan matches. The next match will run on the 26th against the Royal Norweigan Mooseherding Association.
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