Comments | salsaconjere: Thirteenth Scale {Accidental Audio.}

salsaconjere

Thirteenth Scale {Accidental Audio.}

Dec 09, 2009 21:37

There are too many women on this boat.

[A long hesitation, with some soft breathing in the background. Before some movement and a damn loud rustle.]

Is this o--?!? Goddamn--

[clickfuckingoff.]

thirteen is always an unlucky number, the obvious needs to be pointed out peps, almost as honest as abe

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sonotyourdog December 10 2009, 04:41:43 UTC

I'm just going to watch and laugh at how many females are going to complain about this.

Might want to barracade yourself inside your room for a few days incase anyone comes knocking.

salsaconjere December 10 2009, 04:42:57 UTC

[You have no idea how much he is curling up in the corner right now.]

God I hate this thing.

sonotyourdog December 10 2009, 04:43:50 UTC

At least its nothing too embarassing, like two people screwing each other.

salsaconjere December 10 2009, 04:48:54 UTC

..I would come to think of that as more awkward then embarrassing.

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destinedtorule December 10 2009, 04:43:46 UTC

Something wrong with the feminine form?

salsaconjere December 10 2009, 04:46:31 UTC

Not so much the frame, but the psyche.

[Whispering, because they might be watching him.]

destinedtorule December 10 2009, 04:50:26 UTC

What is the problem?

[He grew up in a tribe full of women, so he doesn't get your gripe.]

salsaconjere December 10 2009, 04:55:59 UTC

They're all rather evil.

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[text] chopshopgoddess December 10 2009, 05:00:30 UTC

Are you okay?

[text] salsaconjere December 10 2009, 05:08:25 UTC

Yes. I didnt mean you, just the. rest of them.

[text] chopshopgoddess December 10 2009, 13:09:17 UTC

Aw, well I'm glad I'm not included on that list.

shipshapeshipco December 10 2009, 05:02:47 UTC

Your concern is not without base. Excessive estrogen has been known to wear through balsa wood at alarming rates. Luckily, we're on a steel-and-steamer, so you may exhale with affluence, as such:

[deep breaths in quick succession. Samuel is clearly enjoying his air. it drags on for uncomfortably long, until it becomes labored.]

S-see? Nothing luh-like a goood breathe. Wonderfully dizzying.

[thump.]

Why.. if it isn't Mister Floor. Good night, Floor.

salsaconjere December 10 2009, 05:10:19 UTC

[Had taken that moment to understand was estrogen was, before the fish nodded to himself. It made sense, even if that wasn't the core of his, 'problem' with women.

That was until he heard a thump.]

!! You alright?

shipshapeshipco December 10 2009, 05:45:27 UTC

Yes. I am... completely whole. Goodnight, hole!

[cough.]

salsaconjere December 10 2009, 05:52:41 UTC

..Maybe you should consider slowing down your breathing, so that you do not collapse.

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diverged_fate December 10 2009, 05:24:55 UTC

Too many women...? Seems about even to me. [Noncommittal shrug.]

salsaconjere December 10 2009, 05:30:31 UTC

Not in my own perspective.

diverged_fate December 10 2009, 05:32:15 UTC

They freak you out or something?

salsaconjere December 10 2009, 05:35:51 UTC

..Several bad experiences have lead me to avoid them.

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