Constance is a bit pissed at me because I, um, accidentally sat on her. She slithered right behind me and I leaned back and pressed on her tail. She's fine, but I doubt that she will be letting me cuddle her until after her next meal on Thursday. At least she's doing well in the amazing 20-long locking terrarium with built-in heating pad, ( Read more... )

Once upon a time there was a beautiful iBook named Sophia, who was married to her power cord, Ferdinand.  They were very happy, although they did have the occasional spat which would leave one of them to go out and drink and annoy the neighbors.  One day the evil witch Electronics Malfunctions decided that she'd had enough of that stupid alcoholic ( Read more... )