Snakes in a motherfucking dorm room!

[salophile]

As I may or may not have squealed at you earlier this morning or yesterday evening, I am the proud owner of a candy-cane colored baby cornsnake. He or she is about one month old, pretty sweet, a little annoyed at me for moving it when it had just eaten, and very lazy. Since I won't be able to sex it until it's older, I'm trying to think of a

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[meteorspark]

You forgot the "OMGOMG TICKYBOXES" option.

[salophile]

But I don't want to name my snake Tickyboxes! ;____;

[meteorspark]

That's a perfectly good snake name! ...

[klatukatt]

You are so bloody lucky.

All I get for a pet at college is my boy.

[salophile]

Yes, but your boy is probably more cuddly than my snake.

[stardustenigma]

"Since I won't be able to sex it until it's older,"

I didn't undersetand that at first, so my brain goes--she's going to do WHAT to the snake?

oh, my dirty, dirty mind. *thunk*

[salophile]

"I won't be able to determine its gender until it's older", I meant, though-- sex with a snake would be messdy, disgusting, and pretty unfulfilling, too, I'd think.

[blindmadness]

*matches Kaylee!squee icons*

AZAZEL BALTHAZAR CLAUDIUS ZANNA BELIAL FAFNER CLANCY OSRIC BEELZEBUBBLE MILTON AGRAT-BAT-MAHLAHT CRAWLY SUE PENDERGAST ESQUIRE THE THIRD, DAMN YOUR EYES.

[salophile]

THAT NAME IS STILL LONGER THAN THE SNAKE.

[soloecal]

MAYBE ON YOUR WEIRD-ASS COMPUTER SCREEN.

[blindmadness]

SO?!

[wolfychan]

Ssssidney.

[salophile]

Assssss in Sssssir Philip?

[wolfychan]

...No, jusssst asssss in a funny, moderately unisssssex name that hassss those delicioussss sssssibilantsss.

[salophile]

An interesssssting ssssssussssssurusssss to that one. I'll add it to the lissssst.