Snakes in a motherfucking dorm room!

[salophile]

As I may or may not have squealed at you earlier this morning or yesterday evening, I am the proud owner of a candy-cane colored baby cornsnake. He or she is about one month old, pretty sweet, a little annoyed at me for moving it when it had just eaten, and very lazy. Since I won't be able to sex it until it's older, I'm trying to think of a unisex name for it.

C'you guys help?

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