Having fun with incest...
Yay watched first episode of Lan Se Sheng Si Lian! I just have to recap it because it's hilarious. Well, except the end. The last 10-15 minutes was pretty good.
guy: I'm hot and sexy and a great artist.
every girl in his school: OMG I love you! I love you! I love you! *fangirl**squee**fangirl*
guy: Pfft. I can't stand stupid fangirls. Get away from me and leave me alone. (think Yuki from Fruits Basket) Besides, I already have a secret crush.
sky: *is raining*
guy's kid sister: Gah I'm all wet. *takes off her skirt*
guy: *freaks out* What are you doing?
kid sister: It's okay. I'm wearing an underskirt. I'm a grown-up now. I feel ma-ture because I wear an underskirt. *teehee*
guy: *checks out his kid sister in her underskirt* *having impure thoughts*
guy's mother Guess what? Our daughter is going through puberty! She's getting boobs.
guy: *perks up* Really? Lemme see! Lemme see! *having more impure thoughts*
kid sister: *gets hit by a truck* *is in the hospital*
doctor: *to parents* Your daughter can't be your biological daughter. Her blood type doesn't match.
the parents: WTF?
guy & kid sister: *flirt**flirt**flirt*
the parents: *angst**angst**angst*
another doctor: *checks records* Yup, there was a mistake. Your daughter was accidentally switched at birth with another woman's baby.
the father: I keel you! *tries to choke the doctor to death, literally*
guy & kid sister: *flirt**flirt**flirt*
the parents: *angst**angst**angst*
the parents: *finds the woman whose baby got switched with theirs*
the woman: I'm a widow. I'm also poor and uneducated and brutish.
the parents: We're the snotty bourgeois and we are offended and disgusted by this poor and brutish woman.
the mother: We can't tell her the truth!
the father: We must!
the mother: We can't!
the father: We must!
the woman: WTF is going on?
the father: *blurts* Our daughters got switched at birth.
guy: *is outside for some reason* *overhears*
kid sister: *flirt**flirt**flirt*
guy: *angst**angst**angst*
kid sister: What's wrong? Why are you not flirting?
guy: Guess what? You are my secret crush.
kid sister: Awwww. I have a crush on you too. We're destined to be together.
the parents & that other woman: *angst**angst**angst*
the mother: I don't care. I raised her and I love her. She's still my daughter.
the father: Well too bad. She's NOT your daughter. Deal with it!
the mother: I don't want to deal with it. Let's move away to America so we'll never see that other family again.
the father: Okey dokey.
the school: *is having some kind of arts festival*
the parents, guy, & kid sister: *are there and are looking respectable*
that other woman: *comes and is trying to seem respectable*
the parents & guy: *sees that other woman* OMG what is she doing here?
some girl: *to that other woman* Mom, why are you here? You're not respectable enough. Go away.
that other woman: *sees the parents & family* OMG what are they doing here?
the parents & guy: *stare at the other girl (aka their biological daughter/sister) angstily*
that other woman: *stare at kid sister {aka her biological daughter) angstily*
the other woman, the parents, & guy: Oh crap. *angst**angst**angst*
the other girl & kid sister: *looks at everyone* Uh... are we missing something here?
What is with Asian people and blood? Even if you find out that your kid is not yours biologically, you don't just trade her for your biological daughter when you've already raised her for 13-14 years. It's like how Asian people will do anything to prevent other people from finding out that their child is adopted, including the child him/herself. When this one lady wanted to adopt, she had a friend go pick the baby up for her so she wouldn't have to show her face, so other people (say the baby's biological parents) wouldn't be able to recognize her and trace their child to her 20 years later or something. And then she paid in cash (lol that sounds like buying a baby) so again, nothing can traced back to her. That is just so paranoid it's ...ugh.
guy: I'm hot and sexy and a great artist.
every girl in his school: OMG I love you! I love you! I love you! *fangirl**squee**fangirl*
guy: Pfft. I can't stand stupid fangirls. Get away from me and leave me alone. (think Yuki from Fruits Basket) Besides, I already have a secret crush.
sky: *is raining*
guy's kid sister: Gah I'm all wet. *takes off her skirt*
guy: *freaks out* What are you doing?
kid sister: It's okay. I'm wearing an underskirt. I'm a grown-up now. I feel ma-ture because I wear an underskirt. *teehee*
guy: *checks out his kid sister in her underskirt* *having impure thoughts*
guy's mother Guess what? Our daughter is going through puberty! She's getting boobs.
guy: *perks up* Really? Lemme see! Lemme see! *having more impure thoughts*
kid sister: *gets hit by a truck* *is in the hospital*
doctor: *to parents* Your daughter can't be your biological daughter. Her blood type doesn't match.
the parents: WTF?
guy & kid sister: *flirt**flirt**flirt*
the parents: *angst**angst**angst*
another doctor: *checks records* Yup, there was a mistake. Your daughter was accidentally switched at birth with another woman's baby.
the father: I keel you! *tries to choke the doctor to death, literally*
guy & kid sister: *flirt**flirt**flirt*
the parents: *angst**angst**angst*
the parents: *finds the woman whose baby got switched with theirs*
the woman: I'm a widow. I'm also poor and uneducated and brutish.
the parents: We're the snotty bourgeois and we are offended and disgusted by this poor and brutish woman.
the mother: We can't tell her the truth!
the father: We must!
the mother: We can't!
the father: We must!
the woman: WTF is going on?
the father: *blurts* Our daughters got switched at birth.
guy: *is outside for some reason* *overhears*
kid sister: *flirt**flirt**flirt*
guy: *angst**angst**angst*
kid sister: What's wrong? Why are you not flirting?
guy: Guess what? You are my secret crush.
kid sister: Awwww. I have a crush on you too. We're destined to be together.
the parents & that other woman: *angst**angst**angst*
the mother: I don't care. I raised her and I love her. She's still my daughter.
the father: Well too bad. She's NOT your daughter. Deal with it!
the mother: I don't want to deal with it. Let's move away to America so we'll never see that other family again.
the father: Okey dokey.
the school: *is having some kind of arts festival*
the parents, guy, & kid sister: *are there and are looking respectable*
that other woman: *comes and is trying to seem respectable*
the parents & guy: *sees that other woman* OMG what is she doing here?
some girl: *to that other woman* Mom, why are you here? You're not respectable enough. Go away.
that other woman: *sees the parents & family* OMG what are they doing here?
the parents & guy: *stare at the other girl (aka their biological daughter/sister) angstily*
that other woman: *stare at kid sister {aka her biological daughter) angstily*
the other woman, the parents, & guy: Oh crap. *angst**angst**angst*
the other girl & kid sister: *looks at everyone* Uh... are we missing something here?
What is with Asian people and blood? Even if you find out that your kid is not yours biologically, you don't just trade her for your biological daughter when you've already raised her for 13-14 years. It's like how Asian people will do anything to prevent other people from finding out that their child is adopted, including the child him/herself. When this one lady wanted to adopt, she had a friend go pick the baby up for her so she wouldn't have to show her face, so other people (say the baby's biological parents) wouldn't be able to recognize her and trace their child to her 20 years later or something. And then she paid in cash (lol that sounds like buying a baby) so again, nothing can traced back to her. That is just so paranoid it's ...ugh.