HEY Y'ALL.

So, I've finally made a new Livejournal because this one is LAME. Especially the name. The name is LAME. My new one is
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SO KIDS ( Read more... )

Things are looking up tonight ( Read more... )

MAN. So far, today is a GOOD DAY. It's only 11 and I've already DONE STUFF. I woke up late and was feeling pretty shitty, and I've had a pretty stressful say week and a half, so I asked mum if I could stay home. So yeah, I did, and ALREADY I HAVE ( Read more... )

( a distorted reality is now a necessity to be free )

So, I'm lying in bed at say, 12:15 last night/this morning/whatever, and my phone starts ringing. S'a withheld number so I'm all uhhh okay. So I pick up, and start getting abused. Not only has this person called at like 12, when I was HAPPILY ASLEEP, they then start abusing me. After a while I figure out it is, of course, Jesse. Or Jes'se, or ( Read more... )

DEAR GOD

I AM SO FUNNY

AMEN

If you could have ANYTHING right now, do, be, or have ANYTHING, what would it be?

Comment please, anon. or whatever if you want.

( crack crack crackity jones )

Right, so, it's my brother's birthday today. Happy 19th to Jiminy and all that, but I was making this ganoche stuff (melted chocolate and cream icing kinda deal), and when I added the cream to the melted chocolate, it totally went lumpy. So of course my instant reaction was all OMG TAMARA SHAT IN THE CHOCOLATE AGAIN JEEZ. Yeah. Just thought I'd ( Read more... )