hang all the mistletoe...
it's been another roller coaster christmas.
car issues led to an inability to deposit checks, which led to an inabiliy to buy gifts, which led to a small Matt Depression.
i almost didn't go to my sister's today, which would have been stupid. i had such a good time.
i had the best meal i've ever had in life.
there was a Pubic Hair Topiary joke (which was the first joke in a while my dad really appreciated. hell, he even laughed so hard he was crying and demanded a hug. meanwhile, my mom claimed to have no idea exactly where i came from)
there was ghetto rap time with omar.
i got the one thing i really wanted.
Hannah Renae used her to new makeup kit to make sure uncle matt looked pretty.
my mom danced like an old white woman.
i taught my sister how to use a digital camera.
and best of all, there was ratting on mommy time with Hannah, who, upon interrogation from uncle matt and pepere hevey, informed us of my sister's potty mouth.
"SHE...SHE SAYS DAMMIT! AND SHUT UP! SHE SAYS SHUT UP AND SHIIIIT!!!"
truly, my smile is 98% because of that little girl, who affectionately calls me uncle matt matthew. that alone is enough to make a man love life.
and now, despite upsetting kelly, i may have found a way to surprise her and turn this all around.
i hope everything comes to pass as a success this christmas...consecutive shitty holidays are unneccesary.
merry christmas everyone. i love you all.
car issues led to an inability to deposit checks, which led to an inabiliy to buy gifts, which led to a small Matt Depression.
i almost didn't go to my sister's today, which would have been stupid. i had such a good time.
i had the best meal i've ever had in life.
there was a Pubic Hair Topiary joke (which was the first joke in a while my dad really appreciated. hell, he even laughed so hard he was crying and demanded a hug. meanwhile, my mom claimed to have no idea exactly where i came from)
there was ghetto rap time with omar.
i got the one thing i really wanted.
Hannah Renae used her to new makeup kit to make sure uncle matt looked pretty.
my mom danced like an old white woman.
i taught my sister how to use a digital camera.
and best of all, there was ratting on mommy time with Hannah, who, upon interrogation from uncle matt and pepere hevey, informed us of my sister's potty mouth.
"SHE...SHE SAYS DAMMIT! AND SHUT UP! SHE SAYS SHUT UP AND SHIIIIT!!!"
truly, my smile is 98% because of that little girl, who affectionately calls me uncle matt matthew. that alone is enough to make a man love life.
and now, despite upsetting kelly, i may have found a way to surprise her and turn this all around.
i hope everything comes to pass as a success this christmas...consecutive shitty holidays are unneccesary.
merry christmas everyone. i love you all.