fighting apathy
I'm really excited because I have another creative idea.
I come up with these often because as much as I like straight-up poring out my soul, its funner to do subtley. I say poring, as in 'pore' as in my soul leaking out my pores. In case you were wondering.
I've written movie scripts, fake diaries, and whatever else to explain my life.
But now,
I am going to tell about my day over-all with a how-to/to-do list.
Yesterdays:
How to relate zombies to every conversation:
-jump on every word related to death
-remember that EVERYONE likes zombies
-use the fact that zombies eat brains to your advantage
-find all the songs written about zombies
-especially ones with fanvids from WOW
-make your question of the day concern zombies.
-know all the theories.
-and ask Tom to scientifically explain them.
todays:
How to become super-smart so boys and teachers will like you:
-read classic literature. preferably ones translated from its original language.
-expand your vocabulary.
-baking cookies always helps no matter what you are trying to do.
-write better.
-actually do your homework
-use google to look up names of deceased Civil War officers.
-as opposed to the ones still alive.
-know who Don Cheadle is.
-complain about bad grammar.
-know that its "poor grammar".
-raise your hand.
-realize you know stuff.
-stop annoying Louis.
-remember what you learned at film camp.
-remember that you attended a prestigious film camp.
-eat less, pay attention more.
-sketch more.
And it is absolutely necessary to listen to Finnish/Celtic music to acheive any of these things.
I come up with these often because as much as I like straight-up poring out my soul, its funner to do subtley. I say poring, as in 'pore' as in my soul leaking out my pores. In case you were wondering.
I've written movie scripts, fake diaries, and whatever else to explain my life.
But now,
I am going to tell about my day over-all with a how-to/to-do list.
Yesterdays:
How to relate zombies to every conversation:
-jump on every word related to death
-remember that EVERYONE likes zombies
-use the fact that zombies eat brains to your advantage
-find all the songs written about zombies
-especially ones with fanvids from WOW
-make your question of the day concern zombies.
-know all the theories.
-and ask Tom to scientifically explain them.
todays:
How to become super-smart so boys and teachers will like you:
-read classic literature. preferably ones translated from its original language.
-expand your vocabulary.
-baking cookies always helps no matter what you are trying to do.
-write better.
-actually do your homework
-use google to look up names of deceased Civil War officers.
-as opposed to the ones still alive.
-know who Don Cheadle is.
-complain about bad grammar.
-know that its "poor grammar".
-raise your hand.
-realize you know stuff.
-stop annoying Louis.
-remember what you learned at film camp.
-remember that you attended a prestigious film camp.
-eat less, pay attention more.
-sketch more.
And it is absolutely necessary to listen to Finnish/Celtic music to acheive any of these things.