An Ohno Satoshi that only Arashi know
Title : An Ohno Satoshi that only Arashi know
Pairing : Ohmiya, Sakuraiba
Length : One-shot
Genre : Crack, Humour (failed)
Disclaimer : Of course I don't own Arashi, just the story.. >.<
Summary : An unexpected side of Ohno Satoshi.
A/N : Just feel like writing and this idea crossed my mind.. It's not very good, and forgive me for my bad and simple english.. Yoroshiku~ :)
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1.
Nino walked slowly towards their greenroom with an earphone covering his ears, his head swung slightly along the song enjoyably. A few staffs that passed by him just greeted him with a bow, knowing his habit of listening to song with the highest volume. His pace halted halfway when his phone vibrated in his jeans pocket, and he sighed, knowing perfectly what is coming.
Bringing the phone close to his ear, he pulled out one of the earphone, listening while rolling his eyes in half-annoyed.
"Kazu! I missed you so much I can't bear with it! I'm dying right now, the shinigami is just in front of me.. Come back home now, okay? Okay? Ughhh.."
"This spoil old man.. I don't even arrive.." he muttered, typing a message and shoved the phone into his pocket back after he made sure the message was delivered.
To : Satoshi
Don't exaggerate things, Satoshi! I left home just a few minutes ago.. Be good until I come back this evening, and don't simply talk about shinigami! If he really comes to take you with him now, I'm going to get myself killed and haunt you in afterlife!
He was greeted by Sho once he entered the greenroom, and resuming his steps towards the couch when the newscaster shifted his attention to his laptop back. Nino threw himself on the couch, pulling both earphone out of his ears and put them inside his bag before taking out his DS. That was when he felt another vibration in his pocket, and he sighed for a second time early in the morning.
He took it out lazily, pressing a few buttons and put it near to his ears. Again, he sighed.
"Kazu! What are you doing now? Sho must probably there, in the greenroom with you.. Don't do anything weird with him and don't let him touch you, I beg you Kazu!"
"This old man.." he whispered in exasperation, typing a message and sent it.
To : Satoshi
I'm just taking out my DS and it don't even turn on yet! What are you saying? Like hell Sho wants to touch me! I don't want to be killed by Aiba-chan who is supposed to be killed by me! At any rate, stop thinking about ridiculous things and get a proper rest!
His behaviour didn't escape Sho's eyes, and the newscaster cleared his throat in order to catch Nino's attention, smiling knowingly when the younger man titled his head to look at him.
"You should not leave him at home, Nino.."
"I don't want to hear that from a certain someone who's boyfriend caused me this trouble.." he pointed his finger at Sho sharply before reclining his body on the couch and twitched his lips later on as he heard the newscaster laughed in amused.
2.
"Excuse me for a while," Nino said to his hair-stylist when his phone vibrated on the table, bowing slightly before striding towards one corner.
With one hand on his hips, he listened to his phone as usual, and ended up frowning badly as it ended. He squeezed his eyes, trying to calm himself down or else he'll definitely pack his things and head to home right away.
"Kazu! Have you done your photoshot? Did they ask you to do weird pose? Did they ask you to pose half-naked? Waaaa! Please don't do that! I don't want anyone else to see my Kazu's body! Nooooo!
"I don't even start, Ohno Satoshi.." he grumbled, sighing heavily while massaging his forehead slowly.
"Ninomiya-san.. You should have your hair ready.. Aiba-san almost finish his part," the previous hair-stylist called for him politely and Nino nodded once.
"Give me another 30 seconds," he replied with an apologetic look.
Nino typed a message real fast, making sure it delivered and threw his phone into his bag skillfully.
To : Satoshi
There's nothing like that okay? It just a normal photoshot.. Don't worry too much, just rest..
He passed by Aiba who just finished his photoshot on his way towards the hair-stylist, and the older man was smiling, giving him a sympathy look.
"You look troubled," Aiba said, full with concern.
Nino snorted. "Don't pretend to be SO sweet and all.. It's all your fault to begin with," he retorted, twiching his lips a bit.
Aiba just laughed innocently.
3.
It was a few minutes more before the filming of VIP Limousine, and Nino was flipping over all the cards to prepare himself. It was him and Jun this time, and they have decided that he should do the MC. He didn't care much, because obviously he was good at talking especially on something that didn't have a real script.
"Our VIP today has a few interesting information," Jun suddenly said, laughing slowly.
Nino shifted closer to his bandmate when the younger man showed him a card with an info on it, laughing together with him.
"Can you let me-" Jun's words halted in the middle when Nino's phone rang, chorus of 'Troublemaker' fill in their surroundings.
Nino sighed, knowing perfectly who it was. "I'm sorry I forgot to put it in silent mode," he apologized sheepishly to the staff who brought over his phone.
He threw Jun a murder look when a sound from the younger man's throat struck his ears, and Jun quickly looked away, covering his mouth in an attempt to hold back his laugh.
In spite of his annoyance, Nino still brought his phone next to his ears, rolling his eyes when it ended.
"Kazu! I forgot to ask you who's the VIP this time! Is she pretty? Sexy? Charming? Ahhh!! She must be sitting too close to you! Kazu don't flirt with her, and don't flirt with Jun whenever you guys got some times alone! I love you so much Ninomiya Kazunari! Don't cheat behind my back please!
"Tch! This stubborn old man.." he mumbled while gritting his teeth, typing the message in an exaggerate button's pressing, indicating his exasperated heart.
To : Satoshi
Satoshi please.. I'm working okay..
Yes, the guest is pretty, but I don't have even a slightest interest on her.. I love you too and I will never cheat on you.. And just to remind you in case you forgot, there's no way I'll be left alone with Jun, there are tons of staffs here!
Done, and he turned on the silent mode before passing it back to the staff.
"He's really worried.." Jun remarked, laughing even when Nino smacked him along with his don't-laugh-at-me look.
"I'm really going to kill Aiba-chan the next time he did it," the older man said firmly, throwing himself against the seat.
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"Okaeri Kazu!" Ohno shouted happily, and was about to jump to wrap his arms around Nino's neck when the younger man caught both his wrists and pinned him to the wall.
Ohno winced in pain when he felt his back hurt, pouting in dissatisfaction. "Kazu it's hurt! I'm sick, remember?" he whined innocently, totally oblivious to the younger man's rage.
Nino narrowed his eyes, staring sharply at his lover. "It's not that bad, and it's your own fault at the first place! You know you catch a cold easily, why did you go playing in the rain with Aiba-chan yesterday? Are you a three-years-old kid or what?"
Ohno pouted even more, frowning while gazing at his boyfriend. "It looked interesting that I couldn't help myself but to join him when he asked me to.. It was fun Kazu! Having rain pouring over our body!" he prattled with a wide childish grin.
"Then you catch a cold and disturb me this whole day where you are supposed to rest!"
Ohno's face changed, it cringed little by little until it became red, his lips already formed a downwards curve, and a single tears finally fall to his cheeks.
"Waaa! Kazu doesn't love me anymore!" he cried loudly, pushing Nino's body away roughly and ran towards their bedroom. Nino clicked his tongue, ruffling his hair slightly before striding towards the same room. He twirled the door knob, but it was locked from inside. He sighed heavily, juggling it softly while calling his lover's name.
"Satoshi! Open the door!"
"Don't want to! Kazu doesn't love me anymore!" Ohno shouted in between his sobbing, and Nino could hear something was thrown to the door. Probably a pillow.
"Of course I love you, silly!" he said firmly, knocking the door over and over. "Now open the door! I haven't done talking to you!"
"Waaaa! Kazu called me silly! Kazu really doesn't love me again!"
Nino sighed with one hand on his hips. "Tch! What do you mean by 'again'? Did I ever did so?" he mumbled to himself, frowning. "At any rate, open the door Satoshi!" he shouted loudly.
"I said I don't want to! Until Kazu loves me back, I won't open the door!" the older man replied, shouting in the same loudness.
Nino shut his eyes, taking a deep breath while trying to calm himself. A sick Ohno Satoshi is very hard to handle indeed.
"Huh.." he breathed out slowly, feeling a little bit calm somehow. "Satoshi.. Open the door okay? I'm not angry anymore.." he finally said, one hand resting at the doorframe.
"Kazu has loves me back?" a small voice struck his ears, and Nino knew that Ohno was just at the other side of the door.
"Yes," he replied in a reassuring way.
The door was opened a few seconds later, a wet chubby face and a pair of swollen eyes came to his sight.
"I'm sorry.. I didn't intend to disturb you with your works.. I was just feeling lonely at home.." Ohno explained while looking down to his feet, fidgetting with his fingers and sniffled a bit.
Nino let out a small sigh before pulling the older man into his embrace. "It's okay.. I'm sorry for getting angry.." he apologized instead, wiping the stain of tears off his lover's face before caressing hiss hair tenderly. "But promise me one thing,"
"Hm?" he could hear the older man mumbled against his shoulder.
"Don't ever play in the rain anymore.." he said firmly in a low voice.
"Eh..? Why not?"
"You asked why?" Nino asked back with a crease on his forehead, pulling his body away slightly and stared at his lover in disbelief. "Because!-"
"Waaaa! Kazu get angry again!" Ohno shouted in dread, struggling himself from Nino's arms and ran into their bedroom, slamming the door hard against the younger man's nose.
"Ouch it's hurt- Satoshi!!"
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Well.. I have nothing much to say.. :)
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