スクール革命! 2010.10.17 Live+Translation
This week livestage is Yoku Asobi Yoku Manabe...
I must admit that I'm not really a big fan of NYC
AND WHY THIS LIVESTAGE DON'T HAVE HIKA!?
I think this song will suit Snow Prince Gasshoudan more...
Ok I'm bias >///<
This week's ep is seriously a big shock to me!!!
I've always known that the technology in Japan is very advance...
BUT TO THIS EXTENT!?
The theme this week is
The guests are Yoshida Riko and Tsuchida Teruyuki.
Yoshida Riko is the youngest sensei (Elementary 5) while Tsuchida had 4 kids.
The show started by Uchimura sensei asking Wakabayashi how is his childhood.
Wakabayashi ans that he is a latchkey kid. He will go home halfway through school and stay alone at home.
Then Uchimura sensei showed a picture of Wakabayashi when he was 12 years old.
Other members commented that he look like he is making a call again. (note: in a past ep there was a pic of him listening to a radio and Uchimura showed it to them again)
Also they said that he seems to be good in making that pose.
Uchimura even showed the pictures of other members...
Kasuga said that he was the class president as he had a very serious face (I don't think his personality suit being a class prez)
For Yamazaki, they showed his photo when he was 11 years old where everyone say that he had not changed at all (I agree to the max!!!)
They also showed JE members photos when they were young (I've put the pic below...they are super Kawaii~)
Uchimura commented that when you see JE members chibi photos, you can see that they are able to enter JE. But for Yamazaki it is impossible for him to enter JE.
Then they decorated the class with all their chibi photos and introduced the guests.
Uchimura asked Tsuchida sensei what kinda kid he was when he was young where he ans kinda depression and emotional kind. They showed his chibi photo and when he was in high school. (note: there is a big diff...one is an introvert the other a yankee). Since Riko sensei is the same age as Tsuchida's child, he sayid that they are like father and daughter.
1) In Tokyo City University Elememtary School, there is a machine which students will use it everyday when they enter or leave the school. What is the use of this machine?
Yamazaki: It will react if the students forget their homework. (If I'm the stud, I won't go to sch if I forgot my HW then =.=)
Hikaru: It will be able to measure the body fats as there are elementary students who are concern about their weight. Uchimura sensei
said that it is reasonable as the overweight kids increased from below 4% (1975) to over 8% in 2008
Yuuki: When there are weird ppl who enters the sch, the machine will attack them, like having a beam. (Hmm what if there is a visitor?)
Ans: It will inform students arrival and departures from the school via the mail to the guardians.
When the students board any public transport, a mail will also be sent. So if the kids are taken away by a weird person, then it will be easier to locate. If the students take a longer route, the guardians will also be informed.
2) In Habara City Tsujourin Elementary School, there is a route where every student must walk to get to school. What kinda route is it?
Yamazaki: Underground so that even if it rains, there is a shelter. (I don't think this is anything special...)
Yamada: A bronze Statue of Shoukera (note: a kinda spirit) (Yama-chan really like weird things >.<)
Wakabayashi: There is a drinking station halfway the trip to school (this is not a marathon)
Kasuga: There is a machine of a green grandmother (What a weird ans)
Ans: They will have to cross the zoo to get to school (OMG how I wish for this XD)
Sometimes, parents will bring there students to school and look at the animals. This will also help to broaden the social network between parents.
3) Among elementary students, there is a decorative toy that is super popular. What is it used to decorate for?
Yamazaki: School Bag
Yuuki: Table
Chinen: Test Paper
Yuuki: Pencil Case (this is super close to the ans)
Yuugo: Sharpener (so close yet so far >.<)
Kasuga: Turtle (he's off-side)
Ans: Pencil. You can decorate the pencil by putting colourful tape and stickers on it
They also introduce some other stationaries that are popular in Japan, like cute erasers where you can D.I.Y, Stampen where you can draw 2 type of lines and stamp. Yamazaki ans if elementary students be happy if they were given this present and Riko sensei ans yes. But Tsuchida ask if he has a chance to send a present to them. Yamazaki explained that he is not aiming little girls.
1) If you didn't wear proper school attire, u will have to?
Chinen: You will have to apology conference (I don't that this prob is so serious Chii...)
Hint by Tsuchida Sensei: You will have to do what with the discipline teacher?
Yamazaki: Live together (eww...no...)
Ans: Exchage Diaries. (Yamada commented that wldn't this be harsh to the discipline tchr instead. Uchimura agree too cos if there r 20 ppl then he will have to exchange diaries with 20 ppl...this way he will be stressed till he slim down)
2)If you want to talk to the opposite sex in sch, you will have to ???
Yamada: You need the consent from parents
Yuuki: You need to report to the tchr first.
Ans: You need to submit a form to request to talk. If it is approved then both parties will be sent to the conversation room. (WHAT!? This is maddness dude...you might as well go to a single sex sch)
3) You cannot do ??? on the day of examination.
Chinen: Ask ppl to take the exam for you instead (erm...isn't this smth that you shldn't do in the first place?)
Yuuki: You cannot lie that you didn't revise the day before. ( My excuse as always~)
Ans: You cannot boast that you stay up late.
4) When the tchr enter the classroom you must ???
Wakabayashi: Stand up and clap
Ans: students must applause to welcome the teacher (HUH!? This is too weird =.=)
5)You cannot ??? when you go to or go back from school?
Hint: Nara Perfecture
Chinen: You cannot feed the deers.
Kasuga: You cannot ride on the deers.
Ans: You cannot ride on the deers (Why wld someone do that in the first place? That is animal abuse)
1) There are 51.2% of Elementary 6 students that own a handphone (Tsuchida says that it is like a GPS for parents)
2) About 83.5% of middle school students use the handphone to ???
Chinen: Read books
Ans: To Check their homework
3) In the magazine Nico☆Puci, there are stuffs like Sports Day Love Banner, what elementary kids says to the person they like “Today you are very cute ne~
Tsuchida even said that it is super normal for elementary kids to be in relationships nowadays. (I shocked but also not very shock in the same time...)
4) The average monthly allowance for elementary kids
1st 1-1000yen 76%
2nd 1001-200 yen 14%
3rd 10,000 yen and above 4%
There are 2 students whose monthly allowance is 100,000 yen (OMG...where the bloody hell do they spend this amt)
Tsuchida say that in his house, he will give his children allowance base on how much housework they help to do.
Uchimura ask Kasuga how much allowance will he give if he has any children and he said nothing. Then Uchimura ask if they help in housework...Kasuga said that he will only pat their head as an encouragement.
The comedian group Wagaya went into the elementary school. The group is make up of 3 ppl but one of then is in the hospital. The school they went is Yamanashi Gakuen Elementary School. It is a school with the newst facilities. (Seriously I will want to let my children enter this kinda sch...)
Firstly, one cannot climb over the school gate easily as it is tall and there isn't any grip.
For the classrooms, there isn't any walls but an open area. If they need to check anything, they can leave the classroom and go to the library or computer lab. There isn't any school bells in the school too.
In the boys toilet, every toilet is a seaparate room. Not to mention, there isn't any stairs but there are slop instead so that they will exercise.
This school is different in a way that from elementary 1, they will have 3 hours of english lesson and they use a flash moniter to teach. This elementary school uses a system whereby they have teachers teaching diff subjects and not 1 tchr teaching all subjects. There is a special lesson where they teach the humour to the students.
In the science lab, there is a musem in it. There is even real dinosaurs eggs there. In the gym, the ceiling is at the max height and there is no obstruction in the floor between the gym and outside for easy movement. There is also wall climbing there. In the Music room, each student have an instrument to themselves. For the canteen in the school, elementary 2 to 6 are assembled together to eat lunch.
1) Ashita Saeko 12 year olds
Kasuga: Able to suck metals to the body
Yamazaki: able to rmb all the station names
Ans: She got 2nd in an unicycle competition and her sister is a guinness record holder of being abt to spin the most no. of rounds in1 min
2) Team Hishou
Yamazaki: able to rmb all types of grasses
Ans: They are a grp of skipping rope kids. They represented Japan last year.
Uchimura suggested that maybe next year concert JUMP can perform Skipping Rope. Chinen try out the high speed skipping and succeed in doing so (CHINEN YOU ARE ONE DAMN COOL KID)
3) Komaru Haruto
Yamazaki: He can rmb all the animal names
Ans: He is good at street perfomances. (This Kid is cute >.<)
At the end of the show, they show Kasuga trying out unicycle but apparently he failed
(Smth I wanna to ask...I think that Johnny's Jrs can also be consider super kids right?)
