Yesterday - Paris Plage
Yesterday i went to the army...
only joking it was my uncles house but no lies its like the army. i slept the day before at my Big cousins house then although i slept late i woke up at 7.45 to then leave at 9.00 to go to Paris(My big cousin lives outside paris).
When i arrived at my uncles house with his funny English he was like 'my English now strong ' and i just laughed then he was like ' ici c'est l'armée' (here is the army as in his house is the army). i thought he was joking until he was like in English 'Here. Girl . take broom clean' He gave me some next wooden broom and i was like 'tu blague non?'(you're joking right? in french the non in this context can be used as right though it legit means no) then i asked for a vacuum because its quicker then he was the like in my home language Lingala 'o yebi te owa ezali afrique' (don't you know here is Africa) so yeah at around 9.30 i cleaned my uncles house while everyone else watched Secret Story (which is like Big Brother)... To be honest cleaning wasn't THAT bad.
Then my cousin who's initial starts with T so i'll call her T woke up and was like i want to jog who wants to come with me and i was like you can jog i'll use the bike then we somehow both ended up cycling BUT i haven't ridden a bike in 4 years so my i was shizz and injured my foot.
Then me and T went to buy some baguettes (French baguettes are BUFF) and when we got back we made breakfast for the little ones there was 5 of them , 3 were my cousins two were my neices.
ANYHOOO my little brother called me to come play football with the boys how can i refuse .... BTW i am a legit tomboy so i was dressed up like a boy the only thing i had which was girly was studs.
When i got there apart from my cousins and the boy we played with when i went there on i think sunday or Saturday , and his little cousins also from England no one knew me. Some other kid was there and he was like 'Lui va pas jouer?' (he won't play?) because i was standing at the side of net then everyone was like he is she it was too funny. Then i again as i'm allergic to the sun i put my hoodie on and zipped it up to the top and covered my face so no one would really know.
ANYHOO as i am a girl they thought i'd play crap but hehe they were wrong not trying to boast but i did save quite a lot of the shots but they did score of course because no one is perfect but i made my leg hurt even more and my wrist because i put my hand in the wrong position to save a blaze which wasn't THAT hard but it hurt.
The little girls and my the whole time were speaking in English unless someone was injured we'd be like 'ça va' or something like that.
Then i don't know where they got this information from but the two boys on my team (by the way my cousin and brother was against me , my one cousin and two dudes i don't know one i've played foot with) was like 'Tu as 14 ans?!' and proper came towards me and i was like 'oui' and they were like 'dit wallai' (say wallai. wallai is like wallah or wallahi even though they aren't Muslim french people say it ... its become some sort of slang) i nodded my head and they were like you're big & the dude who's lil cousins were english was like i'm 15 and i was like i know your cousins told me.
Then they both started coming towards me and i was confused and tried to see my face from my hoodie and proper looking at me in the eye which killed me because I HATE EYE CONTACT i can't do it , i never look at anyone in the eye apart from babies. then they suddenly said i see why i was confused and traumatised i actually couldn't speak for 15 minutes (=_=).
because the ball was at the other end i was bored so i started singing random JE songs then the whole time that dude not the 15 year old but the other kept staring at me so i stopped he kind of gives me the creeps now *shivers very coldly* My cousin B was like are you singing in Russian and i was like WTF and he was like that our cousin M said i spoke Russian... B is too gulliable me and M fooled him that i came from Congo , then i lived in various of places and he believed it.
Anyhoo then this congolese kid who no offense to him looked ethiopian joined us and he had a water gun. They started spraying everyone apart from me OF COURSE then the person on my team who i didn't know pointed the gun towards me and was like bam! i thought he was going to spray me but he didn't there was nothing less and he was teasing me then he started laughing , i couldn't help but laugh as well ....
THEN with all the older kids and my niece we went to Paris plage ... which did not make sense to me because Paris is no where near an ocean but look what the parisian did ....
Paris Plage
There we did pédalo de l'eau (pedalo) which people these days shortten to péda l'eau which was EXHAUSTING and we had a water fight and went to play at the park where we had a stone war where we were throwing stones at each other .... don't worry no one got hurt.
Almost Forgot i saw an Okamoto keito look a like i was dying inside because i saw him twice he looked like keito when keito just debuted the little kid was SO cute ...
Then We returned to theres and My little brother , imuto and me returned to my OTHER big cousins house where my Son is
kawaii deshou~♪
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