[ONESHOT] My Boyfriend is a Vampire?
Title: My boyfriend is a vampire?
Author: saizasiren
Beta-reader: littlekid_lk
Pairing: Junba
Genre: humor, drama, romance
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I absolutely don’t own them!
Word count: 4,960
Summary: one silly night leaded to many unexpected events, Aiba decided.
A/N: for rainbowfilling. Prompt “Spice up your life”
On a beautiful yet easeful night, just like every normal other nights in Aiba’s life, after having dinner alone in his quiet kitchen, he would stride to his living room, turning on the TV and lying down on the sofa comfortably, thinking about all the events that had happened in his day, sometimes he would make his way to his boyfriend’s place. Yes, yes, that’s how thing usually happened, but unfortunately, it was not like that for tonight. The man would never anticipate such an unpredicted mess awaiting him.
It all started with a phone call from Nino.
“Aiba-chan, are you free?”
“Nino? It’s rare that you called me. I don’t know. Maybe I will drop at Jun-kun’s place later…”
“No, you won’t, not anymore, because I’m standing in front of your door right now and I’m freezing. Now go get the door.”
“Heh? But wha-…”
Peeeep~
“Damn. He hangs up”
---
“Konbanwa~”
“Hi, Aiba-chan”
Standing on the front crimson carpet, facing Aiba was no one but the grinning Nino with his most mischievous bratty annoying face ever. In his arms there was a large black suspicious bag.
“Guess what?” Nino pushed the lumpy bag into Aiba’s face, a sly smirk stretched on his boyish face as he yelled excitedly “Tonight we’re gonna watch movies nonstop until the next morning”
Aiba frowned, defended, “I told you, I want to go to Jun-kun’s place”
But Nino shrugged quickly. “I don’t care. Not seeing him a day won’t kill you. Now get in or I will freeze to death out here.” And hastily he shoved his friend into his apartment, ignoring the vehemently disapprove yells from the taller.
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“So what’s now?!” Aiba pouted, hands folding in front of his chest while legs crossing in defiance, glaring sulkily at a humping Nino sitting beside him. He didn’t understand why the gamer wouldn’t feel any guilty at all, after forcing him to stay here while by now he could have arrived Jun’s house, slept on Jun’s bed and maybe with Jun’s embrace around his waist too. Geez…
“Watch movies, here.” Nino said briefly as hands taking out a pile of disks, placing it on the floor. “I bring us the full series of Hunting Vampire 2”
Indeed, on the top of the towering disks there was a dreadful cover which was decorated with a ghostly dark background and some appearance of zombies and vampires and dogs. A sharp chill run down Aiba’s spine as he saw it.
“No, I don’t care.” He shook his head “I want to go to Jun-kun’s place now, I want to jump on his bed, I want to sleep on his pillow, I wan-…”
“Aiba-chan” Nino put his palm on the taller mouth to stop him from chirping, while the other placing on his slender shoulder. Aiba was more stubborn than he first thought; he had wished he would never need to use this method, but…
“Aiba-chan, if you keep clinging onto him like this, surely, surely, one day, he would slowly get bored of you.” Nino looked deep into Aiba’s brown eyes, seriousness filled in his voice.
Aiba startled. “No, I don’t believe you” but still kept shaking his head abruptly. And seeing that, Nino knew his fish had swallowed the bait.
He let out a plaintive sign.
“Yep, it’s true. Tell me, lately, he didn’t talk to you much, right?”
And there they were the fright which finally appeared in Aiba’s eyes as he admitted to himself “Right. Oh god, what am I gonna do, Nino?” He whined miserably, tugging his friend’s collar and shaking it by all force.
“See, that’s only the first sign. Now be good and watch this series movie with me...” A smirk made its way on Nino’s face as he pushed the older aside to the sofa. That was so easy to fool the baka Aiba.
“Then I will help you to gain back his attention” He promised firmly.
“Ok” and so, the innocent Aiba, on the other hand, nodding obediently, inside he felt extremely happy and touched by the caring words his best friend just said and decided to show his thanks by jumping on Nino, hugging him as tightly as he can.
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The next morning, when the sun rose up to the peak of the tallest mountain, birds were singing happily to welcome a brand new day, there were two sleepless man and a budging screen in the bright living room…
“Great, this is totally awesome” Aiba kept mumbling while eyes sticking on the TV screen like glue.
“See, I told you” Also mumbling, Nino answered back.
Then suddenly on screen, when the immemorial vampire finally caught his victims and the moment his long white fang touched the blond girl’s slender neck…
“GYAAAAA” Aiba screamed, snatching at the nearest object that he could hold on to, which obviously was Nino. He hugged tightly to such an extent that Nino could tell his ribs were gonna breaks at anytime.
“Whoa, Get away” within a blink, Nino punched Aiba to the side, to save his ribs from breaking of course “You’re gross”
“Gomen Gomen” Aiba rubbed his reddened left cheek where Nino just punched in a moment ago and sulkily went on his fours back to the seat.
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Until the evening that day, when the sun had slid down those amicable hill to get a proper rest after shining hard all day, and when the sky slowly got darker and darker, birds stopped singing and flew back to their nest, there were two grow up men sitting side by side on the sofa in the gloomy living room, tired eyes glued into the vivid screen.
“…and, the vampire put the last curse on the village before being totally vanished into the dust. No one knows exactly what’s the curse is; no one but the only survival, a boy, witnessed with his own eyes that all the villagers had been turned into bloodthirsty vampires then they started killing each other, till death, till the whole village being plunged into the wrath of fires…THE END!”
The screen turned black as the last word “THE END” flickered by. Then the last dim light from the screen also off, putting the whole large room back to the awful darkness. Two adult boys sat still on the sofa, not moving, blank eyes starring at the black screen.
“Aiba” finally, a small whisper came from the shorter one, eyes stayed firm.
But strangely, no one answered him.
Nino startled, swiftly turned his head to the left, where Aiba supposed to be sitting by now. He realized Aiba was still there, except that the man was much quieter than usual. Somehow, Aiba seemed oddly frozen.
“AIBA” Nino yelled with all his strength into the stunning Aiba’s eardrum, shaking his shoulder madly.
Aiba flinched “Wh-What?” opened his eyes wide, blinking in bewilderment, but only to recognize Nino’s familiar face right there, just a few inch in front of him.
Nino grimaced, eyes rolling up and down. “Geez, don’t try to freak me out like that again. What’s the problem with you…”
Then there he stood up from the sofa, walking straight out of the room, leaving the astonished Aiba alone in the wholly unlighted space.
“Heh? Nino, where are you going?” Aiba voice went hoarse; hurriedly he jumped down the sofa and ran along Nino like a newborn duck.
“It’s getting dark so I’m going home now. Oh-chan must be waiting for me since this afternoon, thought he deserved it.” Nino talked quickly as he reached for his brown coat on the hanger. He titled his head back to see Aiba who just barged in before kept on talking.
“You didn’t sleep for the whole day too, go get some sleep now, you look like a walking corpse. Bye~”
“W-wait, Nino. Don’t leave me alone here.” Aiba whined, grabbing Nino’s hand as fast as he could before the latter can hold on to the silver door handle. “I’m scared”
“Scared of what? Let go of me” Nino harshly shook Aiba’s hand away, shoving him onto the hard floor and readying to head out, but being the most obstinate man Aiba was, now the taller somehow managed to grip Nino’s ankle instead, prevented the latter to move.
“Hey” Nino looked down, trying to disengage Aiba’s hand from his leg “Baka, what are you doing?”
“Don’t leave me alone, Nino. I’m scared…” Now Aiba’s whine had turned into sobs. He looked up Nino’s face with his teary eyes, pleading.
“Gosh, you aren’t a kid. If you’re scared that much, go to Jun-kun’s house, got it? Now let me go” Nino said coldly, kicking his friend away mercilessly and running out of the house like a storm, ignored the whimpering Aiba lying downwards on his stomach, hand reaching hopelessly for the just fleeing Nino, tears soaked on his scratched face.
“Noooooo, Nino”
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“I hate him”
Alone on the gloomy road, there was a slender man walking with his head bended down, and tears of fright damped his ice stone cheeks.
“I’m not scared. I’m not that coward”
“I hate that brat”
Aiba kept reiterating him self, as if trying to find some courage in his trembling words. He stared at his stomping feet while hands wrapping around his own body as he walking alone on the dark street without a lamppost. Scare filled in his heart as suddenly, he felt a big shadow gliding fast behind him.
Aiba gulped hard, titling his head back to check. But no one was there; it was only him and the same plain darkness like before. Needless to say, his guard immediately switched on but beside from that, his body and his hands were wobbling tremulously.
“Jun-kun” He let out a small sob.
But right at that time, that shadow chose to zoom with its speed like a lightning strike, again. This time it was right beside his ear, leaping from behind to be in front of him. Anyway, Aiba, just waited for that, not need to know what it is, completely petrified he ran as fast as his legs can carry on, eyes shutting tightly, not knowing where he was aiming anymore in the dull road.
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“Jun-kunnnnn” Aiba was pounding hard on Jun’s door with all his strength left, voice calling for his boyfriend desperately. Miraculously, he somehow still managed to come here, after all the stupid accidents that happened to him today.
But, this wasn’t going to end yet.
[GRRRRRRR]
…Because, answered for his woe call, was a horror and lugubrious strange howl, coming from nowhere else but exactly behind the door he was knocking.
Aiba flinched, starring the familiar door in disbelief.
And then automatically, he stepped backward, tears stopped falling on his cheeks.
Should he escape right now, when he still had the chance? But escaped from what?
Aiba gazed stupidly at the door, but before some ridiculous ideas flashed across his brain, the door creakily opened.
And to Aiba’s much surprise, it was no one else but his beloved Jun standing front of him. Jun was wearing a white shirt and grey sweatpants, so simple but at the same time so familiar.
Jun blinked, not expected at all to see his little lover to stand in front of his house at this hour, and also soaked with sweets and tears.
“Masaki? Wha-…” But before he could finish his question, Aiba had made his way run into his embrace, sobbing hard in his arm.
“There, there…” Jun didn’t understand a thing but still, he tightened his grip around the slender man’s waist lovingly, ruffling his little lover’s hair tenderly.
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“So, Nino made you watches horror films two-day nonstop with him, and then abandons you alone in your house. You were too frightened so you decided to come here, and on the road, you met some creepy things that you didn’t know what it is, and then you sprint the rest length here…” Jun signed, not so patiently, dark eyes observing the lithe man kneeling in front of him. They were sitting on his large luxurious bed, after Aiba had calmed down and stopped crying so hard as if his dear cutie puppy had just died, of course.
“How many times have I told you not to watch horror films with Nino?” He raised his head toward his shriveled boyfriend. “And yet, you never listen to me.”
Aiba didn’t look up. “I’m sorry...” He softly said, kept gazing at his jean. He knew the younger was extremely angry.
Jun frowned; glancing at his slender lover before finally gave up. He let out another sign.
“Ok, come here”
Aiba obediently stood up from his knee and crawled to Jun. He didn’t look up though, and Jun had to cup his cheeks and pulled closer to his face.
“You look so pale” Jun whispered as he pressed Aiba’s cold cheeks against his gingerly.
“Go to sleep. You didn’t sleep much yesterday, did you?” Jun said with his tone softened as much as he could. He didn’t want to ravish his tired boyfriend more; because Aiba had already looked like he would collapse at any time right now.
Gently, he took off the brownish coat Aiba was wearing. Without the loose coat, Aiba looked much more fragile and thin now, suddenly making Jun to wonder if his boyfriend had eaten properly these days or not.
“I will cook for you something tomorrow, but before that, sleep first.” Jun whispered mildly to Aiba’s ear, and placed a chaste kiss on his forehead.
But he didn’t know, that night Aiba was also sleepless till morning.
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The next morning, Aiba stepped into Arashi greenroom with two dark rings around his burnt out eyes, and it made the mother hen couldn’t help but instantly bustling close to him.
“What’s wrong, Aiba-chan? Have you slept properly yesterday? You look so horrible.” Sho asked warmly but there were unmistakably concerns filled in each of his caring words. However, he wasn’t the one Aiba wants to talk to right now.
“No, I’m fine, Sho-chan, really” Aiba broke into a small smile toward the worried rapper before blandly pushing him aside. The lithe man looked around the whole room at once, seeking for the bratty gamer.
No need to search so long and there he was, legs crossing girlily, hands grabbing the yellow gameboy, head resting on Riida’s shoulder. Surely, it was him. After spotting the target, Aiba stride up straight to the couple.
“Ohaiyo, Riida” Aiba smiled his most dazzling smile. And Ohno smiled back, though a bit weaker than Aiba’s smile, perhaps he was still sleepy.
“Can I borrow Nino for a while?” Aiba continued with his sparkling smile firmly stayed on face, glancing down the gamer. And without waiting for Ohno’s reply, Aiba grabbed Nino’s hand, pulling him from the couch and storming into the toilet, ignored the deathly glare Nino shot him on the way.
---
“What?” Nino glared, resting his back against the white wall behind. He didn’t care why they have to talk in a private toilet, or Aiba’s distress face right now or what Aiba’s going to tell him. All he cared was that he had been stolen violently from Ohno and Ohno was not here beside him. Anywise, it made him fretted.
“Nino, don’t make that face. This is an emergency situation. See this, I was sleepless for two days and it was partly your fault” Aiba said, pointing to the blackish rings below his brown eyes.
“Yes, yes, and it makes you look like a dorky owl” Nino chimed in, folding his thin arm around his chest.
“So what make you sleepless the second day? I thought you came to Jun-kun’s house last night, am I wrong?”
“Yes, I came to his house. And that’s where the problem occurred here. Nino, you may think I’m crazy but I think…Jun-kun is a…” Aiba pulled Nino closer and whispered in a low voice into his ear, just one word.
“…vampire”
Then he pushed Nino out, showing the gamer his most anxious scared face ever.
Nino blinked, gazed his look at his friend’s serious face. It definitely wasn’t an Aiba’s joke, judging by his weighty face, moreover, Aiba was never good at acting a face out so it wasn’t a joke. Maybe it was a stupid fiction of his imaginary brain?
“Are…you sure? Do you have any evidence?” Nino whispered under his breath. And Aiba nodded.
“Last night, when I was standing in front of his door, I heard a loud horrible roar coming from his house, and besides, these days he had been acting really weird toward me”
“Are you sure? You don’t exaggerate it, do you?” Asked Nino doubtfully. Sometime he indeed admired Aiba’s vivid mind. Nino thought, the mysterious roar that Aiba heard last night properly came from Jun’s TV, maybe he was watching some horror films. And about the acted weird problem, wasn’t that only Aiba’s fancy, well, Aiba often tended to blow up everything around him.
Eyeing at the agitated Aiba, Nino let out a sign.
“Aibachan, don’t you thin-…” But the whole seemingly explanations suddenly fell to silence afterward when a crafty idea flashing across Nino’s wily mind.
What if he kept his mouth shut and just played along this little game with Aiba?! How badly did he want to see a wretched Aiba when Jun discovered this, or a fretted Jun when Aiba tried to expose him?
This was totally a priceless chance!
“Nino?” Aiba asked, his voice echoed all the small room.
“W-why are you grinning that way?” clearly, there was terror in his tone as he saw Nino’s sudden mischievous smirk. Somewhere inside Aiba there was a voice telling him that something bad’s going to happen.
“No, nothing”
Nino escaped from his own thought and now looked at Aiba amusingly before his lip curved into a slight smirk.
“Aiba, I’m not sure about what’d you said. After all, it’s hard to believe that Junkun is a vampire”
“But I’m telling you the truth”
“I didn’t say you’re not telling the truth. It’s just, maybe a small check won’t harm anyone.”
“Check?”
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“Now first, a specific characteristic of vampires that is different from us?” Nino asked, putting on a pair of yellow framed ownerless glasses.
“I know, I know” Swiftly, Aiba raised his right hand and waved it excitedly on to the air.
Nino pointed at Aiba, the only one standing there with a derelict metal stick he was holding “Ok, you talk”
“Fangs”
“That’s correct” And a smirk tugged playfully on the gamer’s lips as they discreetly observed the unaware prince lying on his couch comfortably from behind their hiding wall.
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“Remember, don’t be so evident, don’t let he know you’re suspecting him or something like that, because you might be died if fail in revealing a vampire’s identification”
Aiba mumbled each word Nino’d just tried to stuff into his brain as his eyes fixed on the target. This was a lofty and dangerous mission, and he could not fail. He took in a long breath, taking a firm grip on himself before striding each heavy step nervously to the target, who’d just recognized him from far away and smiled so welcomingly to him. Damned, that smile of him was awfully gorgeous.
Oh no, no, he must focus on his mission; he shouldn’t be lured by his target’s prettiness. That was so unprofessional. Thinking so, he slapped on his face a few times, turned on his precautions and walked to the long couch, where Jun was sitting haughtily.
Seeing his boyfriend’s furious bizarre face, Jun opened his mouth, asking confusedly.
“Masaki, why th-…”
But before the prince could ever finish his word, a lip came first and claimed roughly against his, swallowed the rest sounds down his throat.
“Ma-…” Jun protested softly, and Aiba pulled out, looking at him indeed queerly.
“Masak-…” Jun opened his mouth, but then he felt Aiba’s hand cupped around his face and Aiba’s lips again pressed against his. Jun shut his eyes tightly; he could feel Aiba’s soft tongue threaded into his mouth and crawled under his teeth, paused a little at his eyeteeth and then, disappeared.
Disappeared? What?
Jun opened his eyes wide, looking up and realized Aiba was huffing hard while wiping his wet lips with his sleeve. Aiba turned to meet Jun’s puzzled eyes as his hands reached out for Jun’s mouth and forcibly stretched it opened. And to Jun’s much surprise from the day he was born, he could feel Aiba’s owl eyes peeped narrowly into his mouth as if searching for something, something that should be there.
Five minutes later, when Aiba seemed to give up his seeking business, he released Jun’s cramped mouth and turned his arse at Jun’s face, fleeing away in an blink, without looking back, leaving the astonish Jun on the couch with his fiery eyes wide opened and his stiffed mouth totally unsatisfied.
---
“I didn’t see it. I didn’t see his fangs hanging out his mouth at all” Aiba panted, rubbing his stomach painfully. His body was dripping with sweat due to the previous exceeding running back to Nino. However, the result was nothing; he didn’t find any fang inside Jun’s mouth.
He titled his head, eyeing Nino who was covering his mouth with hands to prevent himself from bursting out into laughter at any time. Aiba should see Jun’s dumbfound expression a moment ago, when the prince had been left solitarily, his face looked exactly like he’s just being punched hard by a silly monkey, no more no less.
Aiba raised his voice, perplexed.
“Perhaps he has the ability to hide his fang or something?”
And the naively creative question of Aiba made Nino wanted nothing more than having a secret place right now so that he could hide in there and freely release his laughter.
Wiping a tear away from the corner of his eyes, Nino turned his head away, afraid that if he saw Aiba’s face once more time he would truly unable to hold back a laugh. His voice cracked as he said.
“Yes, you’re right, Aiba-chan. But don’t give up. I’m sure sooner or later he will reveal himself.”
And Aiba nodded agreeably.
---
And therefore, for some weird and mysterious reasons, during the day, at anywhere, at anytime, the Aimiya pair would follow closely the flashy prince like unobtrusive shadows, or stalkers may you ask. Anywhere MatsuJun presented, people could see Nino and Aiba prowled about, sometimes hiding behind a wall or any guarded object they could find on the way, sometimes pretending like they were talking with the staffs.
“See that, Nino” Aiba muttered, pointing at the glass Jun was holding. Now they were hiding themselves behind a large photocopy machine, and the odor of new papers, printer inks were making Nino want to throw up his lunch he’d just had.
“What?” Nino grumbled, dull eyes followed where Aiba’s fingering. Hazily, he could see with his blurring vision the glass Aiba was refer to, fitted between Jun’s long fingers, and inside it holding a large amount of a reddish thick liquid.
“I-Is it…” Aiba asked with a trembling voice “Is it blood? A glass of flesh blood?”
Turning his head to see his friend’s delighted face, even though Nino wanted to say “No, it’s not. No matter how you look it’s still strawberry juice, don’t you remember it’s your boyfriend’s favorite drink, idiot” but obviously Nino didn’t want to ruin this tiny fun in his life at all, so instead, he flapped Aiba’s shoulder encouragingly and looked into the brown eyes.
“You’re brilliant. Now go” Nino said as he pushed the slender man forward while he himself slipped away in silence.
Aiba went to Jun and the mysterious glass, a frown appeared on his face. Aiba instructed himself, he had failed once, and he’d better not fail the second time. Thinking so, Aiba stamped his feet on the clean floor, stepped to Jun’s couch with his most innocent smile ever on his face.
“Jun-kun” Aiba hailed, waving his hand enthusiastically. The younger man turned around as he heard the call, and realized Aiba was the one stomping hastily to him. Jun knitted his infamous thick brows in rage. He was still pissed with his boyfriend’s half-assed kiss a while ago.
“Jun-kun, what are you doing?” Aiba grinned, by the time giving the younger a bear hug. Jun, again, didn’t know what’s happening with his boyfriend and literally stayed stunned.
“Jun-kun” Aiba titled his head aside, starring at Jun’s confused face, loosening his hugs from the younger.
“Masaki, yo-…” Jun opened his mouth, trying to say some words but again his attempt being cut curtly by his boyfriend’s excited horse yell.
“Jun-kun, what is it?” Aiba pointed down to the glass Jun’s holding, and didn’t need to know what it is, he snatched it from the younger.
“Can I drink it?” Aiba looked at Jun with his puppy eyes. No one had ever resisted the power of his puppy eyes, even Jun, the DoS king too. And seizing that opportunity, Aiba took a sip from the bloody glass.
A stream of cold liquid ran down his throat. And somehow, despite the bitterness and stinking smell which he expected to taste, the flavour lingering at his gullet seemed ridiculously, insanely and unbelievably…sweet-tasting.
Holy crap!
Oh gosh, did he turn into a vampire too? How could the blood taste sweet to him now?
He gazed at Jun blearily, he couldn’t believe it. Maybe, maybe it was Jun who turned him to vampire after all? But he didn’t remember whenever waking up beside Jun with a stinging bite on his neck. However, he did wake up with bruises all over his body and numbing pain across his hip before…
Suddenly, Aiba flinched, as if he’d just discovered some important things.
Oh gosh, did having sex with vampire would turn people into vampires?
“Masaki, what’s wrong with you today?” Jun asked, annoyedly. First was the teasing kiss, now was the frozen Aiba, this was more than plain irritating.
“S-sorry, Jun-kun” Aiba whispered tremblingly, sliding the glass back Jun’s hand.
“I remember I have something to do. I’ve gotta go” And he ran away, again, leaving a very fretted Jun sitting lonely on his couch with the half-drank glass in his hand.
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“Nino, what should I do? I had been violently turned into a vampire” cried a sobbing Aiba, limpid tears rolling down his cheeks. They were squatting in the toilet, the second time in the day.
And there from the air he received a slight slap to his left cheek from the impatient Nino.
“Pull yourself together. There’re must be a way out. Believe me, Aibachan.” Nino promised firmly, his eyes alighted with fervent flame.
---
And continuously, the identification busted came back to their mind and kept going on, somehow or another.
“Jun-kun, look here. You’re scared of it, aren’t you?” Aiba said victoriously, hand holding on a flashlight, radiating it direct to Jun’s face.
However, Jun snapped it away and breaking it into half immediately with his bare hand. He turned his head back and threw a deathly glare at Aiba.
“Gomennnn” Aiba broke into tears, hands holding his head, fleeing away right then before getting a proper death for himself.
“Jun-kun, my present” Aiba said apologetically, offered a pink box to Jun.
“What is that?” Jun asked, his voice was filled with doubts and resentment from earlier. But anyway, seeing Aiba shutting eyes tightly and clasping his hand together in such a pitiful but adorable way, Jun signed, and opened the box. Inside it was a sparkling silver crucifix chain.
Jun took the Cross chain in with his bare hand, intended to examine it closer but instantly, Aiba snatched it back and ran away with one word which Jun could only heard vaguely “Why this didn’t work…” or something similar to that.
“Jun-kun, how about this?” Aiba chastely said, giving Jun a long string which attached with a lot of ivory suspicious things teemed together. It somehow reminded Jun of some ingredients he had seen before, things that he used in his pasta, things that look like; oh he got it, garlic.
Garlic?
Jun blinked again, looking at the bunch of stinking garlic he was holding before went all the way berserking when he saw the joyful annoying grinning face of his boyfriend.
“Masakiiiiiiiiii”
And after that, within every 5 minutes,…
“Jun-kun, hawthorn….”
“Jun-kun, silver stick…”
“Jun-kun,...dark wings…”
“Jun-kun, Gaorangers….”
“Jun-kun,…fart…”
“Jun-kun…”
“Jun-kun…”
“Jun-ku-…”
“MASAKI”
“STOP IT”
“STOP IT RIGHT THEN BEFORE MY PATIENCE FINALLY RUNS OUT”
And the following scene was a bit too violent for the innocent view of the undergraded children.
Two famous Arashi members, the DoS flashy prince MatsuJun was chasing his boyfriend, the animal lover Aiba Masaki around their restroom, while the other band mates, Sakurai Sho was resting on his muscle arm reading his newspaper in peace, leader Ohchan, otherwise, had left the human world and came back to Kabutsu kingdom from ages ago, he must be wrapped up into fishing with hope finding a monster fish in his dream; and if looking down onto Ohno’s lap, there would be a small figure sleeping composedly with his gameboy clutched in his hamburger hands. Nobody knew that he was the author of all the messes occurring in this room, nobody, but anyway, after all he just wanted to contribute to build a better world, and there was no harm at all in the things he had done. Well, if there was anything, maybe it was just a worn out dead tired Aiba with his hip unable to move even an inch the next morning.
-End-
A/N 2: This was done a long time ago actually, I think I forgot to post it, or maybe just becauses I didn't feel satisfied with it. Anyway, please bear with this ridiculous piece of my work for now =D