You know you need new pot holders when you manage to burn yourself on a 450 degree baking tray through the damn things.

Ow, ow, ow, ow.

On another note...I have homemade bagels! Ptthhhh :oÞ

Every once in a while I'm reminded of the fact I have large breasts...such as when I wear a tight shirt, or I find some guy staring at them...

...or when I slam them into a drawer, OW!

Some people are just not supposed to own breasts. I have now stabled, burned and slammed them.

Originally published at Memoirs of a Nobody. You can comment here or there.

Boiling water belongs in a pot, not across your breast, lesson learned…very, very painfully.