Dear Bank of America
I understand you like fucking with people, I get it that you have a black hole next to your acquasitions fax, really, it's cool that I'm in foreclosure and have spent six months faxing you my mother's death certificate and probate paperwork.
BUT ENOUGH IS FUCKING ENOUGH.
When I get home, I will stand at the fax machine and psyco fax you until you finally put my name on the loan so I can PAY YOU.
If I end up throwing up one more time over this stress I will send you the bill for my medication.
...assholes.
BUT ENOUGH IS FUCKING ENOUGH.
When I get home, I will stand at the fax machine and psyco fax you until you finally put my name on the loan so I can PAY YOU.
If I end up throwing up one more time over this stress I will send you the bill for my medication.
...assholes.