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[saippuakauppias]

So I was just playing my harmonica and one of the holes wasn't making any sound. So I covered it with my hand and played the note as loud as possible (except no sound came out) and all of a sudden something went flying into my throat. Upon coughing into my hand I saw that the culprit was a spit-soaked piece of hair from my own beard. Sweet Jesus.

Now I can play "Fat Bottomed Girls" until I'm blue in the face!