Compulsion
or, GUNPOINT BLOWJOB
Holmes/Watson, R, 1700 words.
The Prompt, found here: Gun kink. Preferably Holmes angry at Watson for leaving and holding the gun to his temple while taking him violently from behind in the alley outside of their apartment (most likely in some alcohol or drug-induced state). Give me depraved, people! I can take anything ( Read more... )

Just Like
Holmes/Watson by way of Holmes/Irene. 09-verse. NC-17. 1500 words.
For this prompt at sherlockkink. This is not even pretending to be anything but porn. Crossdressing and buttsex. Don't say I didn't warn you.

( She even wore a moustache, god help Holmes. )

saintsalvage's Guide to Feeling Better After Having to Break Up With Someone For Whom You Care Immensely!

Step 1. Look at pictures of pretty ladies.

Step 2. Look at pictures of naked pretty ladies.

Step 3. Uhhhhh...

All I have done today is eat chocolate peanut butter and draw semi- to extremely erotic Joker/Harley fanart.

Hurr what?

Oh Thanksgiving Break.
Why do I have one more day?
Research papers suck.

ETA:
Part two!

Writing this paper
Kind of makes me want to die.
Can be House tiem nao?

Part three!

I'm sorry, Shakespeare
I now hate As You Like It...
And want to write porn.

Part four! Wow, this needs to stop!

Excruciating
Research paper. Jack slash Ten.
There is no

All I really want to do is write homosexual porn about people who don't exist.

I really have nothing more constructive to say. Watch for fanfiction posts in the near future, if I cave and can take the Soul-Consuming Psych Experiment Write Up of Doom, Disaster, and Despair no longer.