Episode Synopsis Part III
Episode 11: Fight! With Bottles of Tanning Lotion!
Black Pegasus: I'm going to kill you Seiya!
Seiya: Gimme back the Gold Cloth!
*fight fight fight*
Seiya: Come alive my cosmo! *hits Black Pegasus*
Black Pegasus (I know I'm dying but I can't miss this excellent opportunity to talk heaps) You haven't won! You will taste the full force of my blows! Eeek...*dies*
Seiya: *walking around looking tipsy*
Seiya: Ohhh...can't see....*cough*...ah.....what's happening....*falls of cliff--the first step to his later addiction*
Seiya: *goes black* Wow...I didn't know that had such excellent tanning lotion here in hell. Is this Loreal?
Episode 12: Hold On! I'll Save You With...Uh...Chains!
Shun: I know I should be fighting but I'm just gonna walk around aimlessly becuase I think I'm tripping and hearing voices in my head
Shun: Oh no! I just know it! It's Seiya!
Black Andromeda: There you are! I'm gonna kill you!
Shun: *ignoring ignoring ignoring*
Black Andromeda *stretches tentacles towards Shun*
Shun: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Exercise your sick fantasy else where!
Black Dragon: *cough* Um. Black Andromeda, I really don't think this is a good time to...um...ah...
Balck Andromeda: fine, fine.
Suddenly, Shiryu appears: I'm not dead!
Kiki: Oh, OK.
Shiryu runs towards Shun and saves him (sort of)
Shun: I'm going to snap your chains so you can't to and sexually harrass anymore innocent people!
Black Andromeda O__o *dies*
Episode Thirteen: Burn! Charcoal Attack!
Black Dragon: I'm gonna kill you!
Shiryu: I can't loose any blood!
*flash back to Mu*
Black Dragon: You can't loose any blood!
Shiryu: Hey, I just lost heaps but I don't think Mu knows any shit
Black Dragon: *kill kill kill*
Shiryu: gives professional advice on "how to make friends and keep them*
Black Dragon: Oh, you're an inspiration (think the sharks of Finding Nemo) ! *dies*
Black swan: I'm gonna kill you!
Hyoga: *fights Black Swan*
Black Swan: I'm going to Fed-ex something to boss and then I'll die, OK?
Hyoga: OK! ^__^
Episode Fourteen: You're a Loser! Genma Ken!
Ikki: I'm gonna kill you
Hyoga: Do you guys, like, get some breif on the opening adress to your oponent?
Ikki: (sweatdrop) Genma Ken!
Hyoga: *sees images of dear Mama. Numerous flashback is built in this scene. Obviously the produces reused some previous picture, mwahahahaha*
Ikki: *punches Hyoga in the chest*
*blood flies everywhere*
Hyoga: Eh. *mock dies*
Seiya, Shun, Shiryu: *fights Ikki*
Hyoga: *miraculously revives*
Ikki *gets beaten*
Episode 15: The Ophra Winfrey Show: Guest = Ikki
*numerous flashbacks*
Esmeralda: aha, ahahahaha, ahahaha, aha *giggling, (sweatdrop)*
Ikki: aha, ahahahaha, ahaha, aha *giggling also (%^&*^(()*
Guilty: I'm gonna kill you Ikki (oh, so, that's where you got it from hey...)
Esmeralda: *runs around being a nuisance during Ikki's training
Guilty *crosses start to appear on forehead* Go away you little brat!
Esmeralda: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-eh. *dies*
Ikki *tears resembling sprikler system* You killed her! You murderer! I'm gonna kill you!
Guilty: Yeah baby, hatred. C'mon!
Ikki: *kills Guilty*
Then, back to reality
Ikki *dies/dissapears/ whatever*