The horror!
A while ago, I forgot to tell you all, I find out something very disturbing about my past. Something so dark, so sinister, and so monstrous, that it had been kept from me for years, for fear that this malicious revalation would send me to the brink of insanity. I learned that I am...Methodist.
It's weird. I always thought we went to a Presbyterian church when I was a little kid, but apparently not. Funny how you miss details like that, isn't it?
Oh, I also got fired from Barnes & Noble for being a little light on the register a few times. They didn't accuse me of stealing from the company, but I wish I had.
It's weird. I always thought we went to a Presbyterian church when I was a little kid, but apparently not. Funny how you miss details like that, isn't it?
Oh, I also got fired from Barnes & Noble for being a little light on the register a few times. They didn't accuse me of stealing from the company, but I wish I had.