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May 01, 2005 09:19

Gather 'round children, and let me tell you a tale that is both amazing and shocking and could quite possibly suck and blow and the same time. I'm know what you're about to say. "George, I learned in my physics class that, that is impossible!?!" Well guess what, your teacher was wrong and he also liked to touch little kids in the back of his van. I don't make this stuff up, I mean... What kind of sicko would say stuff like this and not mean it?

Anyway, back to my story. It all started way back on a hot August day. Or maybe it was July. Either way it was hot and near that time. Boxes were loaded, heavy things were lifted and porn was watched. (Not by me, but it was only 20 feet away...) On this eventful day, I had moved into 501 W 55th St, or better know as, the-room-that-is-either-extremely-too-hot,-or-extremely-too-cold-because-the-vent-in-my-room-doesn't-work-and-my-roommate-is-a-douchebag-and-his-dad-is-a-douchebag/asshat.

But yesterday was a glorious day. It was the day of independence from the communists. I was no longer ruled by loud noises at 9am on a Saturday morning. No more rude phone calls. No more awkward roommate. No more dirty dishes, that were inturn blamed on the "cool side". No more random drum (singular) beating. No more crappy guitar playing. No more loud music bleeding through the walls. No more "pokemon" left in the bathtub. All in all, no more Andrew... >.>

As Joey put it in his away message this morning... all it took was 1 beverage, 1 pizza buffet, 2 trips to Belton, 1 trailer, 1 pick-up truck, lots of trash bags, and 12 hours... I currently reside somewhere on East Riverside and boy does my stomach hurt. I'm thinking the buffet wasn't a good idea. I mean, basically I just sat on the toilet this morning holding my stomach and then randomly pooing out anything that my body deemed unnecessary.

[Insert Random Toilet Break...]

Hmm... much better. This time when I was in there, I heard all these birds outside making noises. Actually they sounded less like birds and more like dolphins. Since that sounds cooler, we'll just say that they were dolphins. Talk about awkward though. I'm spending a short time living with my friends and the weird part is, I'm the only guy in the apartment. 3 girls, 1 guy, and a stomach full of pizza. Sounds like a show on ABC... This morning I was extremely productive. I woke up at 6am, and then play Castlevania on the Gameboy. I must be almost done with that game because man I was playing for a really long time. I also watched a couple of episodes of Making the Band 3. Joey, you were right when you said I was going to be so thirsty that no amount of water could quench my thirst. 3 trips to the bathroom, and one journal entry, and you have yourself a productive Sunday morning, and it's only 10 o' clock.

Ok, back to watching tv, playing Gameboy, and generally being awkward...
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