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The following is an excerpt from a so called ‘Dream Journal’. Some things said may be shocking so if you are with child of have a history of heart disease then I would not recommend reading on…
Dear Dream Journal,
I’m sooo cool. Today I fantasized about Wilco(1) having a Wilco sweatshirt. Wow, that would be pretty hot. Then I thought about the slutty Pikachu song. It was awesome! I don’t like the ring Sara made me put on my phone for her, honestly I don’t liker her that much, (she’s kind of shallow --> her hair?? GROSS) but she makes me cool by association and she made the internet for me and God I love it! I just pooped my pants! I’m still full of water. I think there is a deaf pirate in my stomach only talking to his parrot named Parrot (he’s not very imaginative). But I’ll pee him out later and flush him to Davey Jones’s locker, I think it smells there… I think I’m a ‘WILD STALLION’!!! I wish I was an esquire too. I love Gaiald(2) and his fiery crotch. But I will destroy him and only have Wilco… or Un-Wilco(3) …I love them so. The Grove rocks!!! Mental Note: never wear this shirt around Sara again. It’s really annoying yet spicy. Tacos are good, especially the little ones with sausage inside. I think if I saw an eye through my blind I would strip for it. Maybe for $5 and taquitos. I am secretly in love with Joey; I can’t tell anyone for if my heart breaks I’ll go all Sara Winchester and wear a scarf I knitted. I have a 90’s flannel shirt; it’s my favorite shirt besides the Grove shirt. Tesla he was awesome, but he didn’t kill an elephant. If an old man offered me some popsicles I would follow him everywhere and open a document with the open button.(4) A or B, Jesus is still the #1 vampire hunter to me. One day there will be only one --> ME!!! Cause I’m the cool, but I think I mentioned that already. It’s true so I will write it again. Yesterday, I learned in Japanese class that ‘gei’ means crafty. So I’m soo gei! Plus I know how to conjugate it too. I like to sleep in random positions on my bed, it makes me Emo and hipster or at least that’s what my mom told me. I hope my hair looks good right now, I have to impress Sara cause she’s really shallow about those things, but her hair always looks so indie and stylish.
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Footnotes
(1)Nickname made to symbolize Andrew, but really too lazy to remember his real name.
(2)Nickname made to symbolize Stuart, but really too lazy to remember his real name.
(3)Nickname made to symbolize Justin, but really too lazy to remember his real name.
(4)Reference to old computer teacher that talked like the creepy old man from family guy and always told us dumb stuff like, “the best way to open up a document is with the open button…”
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On a side not, I learned that I really know nothing about social interaction and I need to scrap all data I have collected thus far through experience and relearn everything. At least I actually was on the right track when this tale started...
Dear Dream Journal,
I’m sooo cool. Today I fantasized about Wilco(1) having a Wilco sweatshirt. Wow, that would be pretty hot. Then I thought about the slutty Pikachu song. It was awesome! I don’t like the ring Sara made me put on my phone for her, honestly I don’t liker her that much, (she’s kind of shallow --> her hair?? GROSS) but she makes me cool by association and she made the internet for me and God I love it! I just pooped my pants! I’m still full of water. I think there is a deaf pirate in my stomach only talking to his parrot named Parrot (he’s not very imaginative). But I’ll pee him out later and flush him to Davey Jones’s locker, I think it smells there… I think I’m a ‘WILD STALLION’!!! I wish I was an esquire too. I love Gaiald(2) and his fiery crotch. But I will destroy him and only have Wilco… or Un-Wilco(3) …I love them so. The Grove rocks!!! Mental Note: never wear this shirt around Sara again. It’s really annoying yet spicy. Tacos are good, especially the little ones with sausage inside. I think if I saw an eye through my blind I would strip for it. Maybe for $5 and taquitos. I am secretly in love with Joey; I can’t tell anyone for if my heart breaks I’ll go all Sara Winchester and wear a scarf I knitted. I have a 90’s flannel shirt; it’s my favorite shirt besides the Grove shirt. Tesla he was awesome, but he didn’t kill an elephant. If an old man offered me some popsicles I would follow him everywhere and open a document with the open button.(4) A or B, Jesus is still the #1 vampire hunter to me. One day there will be only one --> ME!!! Cause I’m the cool, but I think I mentioned that already. It’s true so I will write it again. Yesterday, I learned in Japanese class that ‘gei’ means crafty. So I’m soo gei! Plus I know how to conjugate it too. I like to sleep in random positions on my bed, it makes me Emo and hipster or at least that’s what my mom told me. I hope my hair looks good right now, I have to impress Sara cause she’s really shallow about those things, but her hair always looks so indie and stylish.
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Footnotes
(1)Nickname made to symbolize Andrew, but really too lazy to remember his real name.
(2)Nickname made to symbolize Stuart, but really too lazy to remember his real name.
(3)Nickname made to symbolize Justin, but really too lazy to remember his real name.
(4)Reference to old computer teacher that talked like the creepy old man from family guy and always told us dumb stuff like, “the best way to open up a document is with the open button…”
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On a side not, I learned that I really know nothing about social interaction and I need to scrap all data I have collected thus far through experience and relearn everything. At least I actually was on the right track when this tale started...