The Taffa Legacy 2.1
OH LOOK, SECOND UPDATE. It's kinda shitty because I keep forgetting to cap things so stuff is really brief again. WHATEVER; LOOK AT IT, ANYWAY.
Get a gander at baby Amelia doing cute shit, because it's the second-to-last cap I remembered to take of her in her toddler stage.
I guess I sort of just forgot that you can't zone out and have caps take themselves for you. Whoops?
I can't get over the cute.
So yeah I'm still really new to TS3 and I was all "WOWWW" when I first saw this. KIDS GET BIKES; WHO'DA THUNK. Makes sense. :B
BITCH IT'S THE MOST EXPENSIVE SHOWER IN BUY MODE, SO DON'T BE LIKE THAT ON ME
Amelia rolled the absent-minded trait when she aged up to toddler, which I'm guessing made her into a burnout from babyhood. I think one of her parents dropped her when she was an infant. Between my hyper-ass founder and Juan-Juan the party-hearty pirate, I really can't tell which parent is more suspect.
That is one scary-looking paparazzi sim.
These two just won't be friends. Amelia keeps rolling wants to do shit with her dad and to have them be besties, but then when it comes down to the actual socializing with him, she just ain't having it. It's like, come to Juan Jr. Inkbeard; sit in his lap and he'll sing ye a sea shantey! but Amelia's just like "NO HE SMELLS LIKE FARTS" and all I can say is WELL FINE; GO BE CONFUSED SOMEWHERE ELSE.
At this point I'm completely failing to understand Jinan's relationship with the household items.
Juan's too sexy for his stomach contents.
Amelia's too...something.
See at first I seriously thought it would be awesome to found a legacy in Barnacle Bay. I was like, "FUCK YEAH PIRATE TOWN." But THIS KEPT HAPPENING.
LIKE SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS IT WITH PIRATES AND METEORS? REALLY NOW.
I really have no clue why I took this cap, but I only have like 40 caps total for this update, so WEEE FILLER
Anyway yeah I was getting really sick of fucking meteors almost killing my founding family, so I saved their funds and relocated them to Bridgeport's yuppy suburb.
Amelia: "MOM I'M CONFUSED BY THE PRESENCE OF THIS HOUSE. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH HOUSE."
Jinan: "YOU GO INSIDE IT AND YOU MAKE SO MANY NACHOS, MY DEAR DAUGHTER. SO MANY NACHOS!!!"
Amelia: "I DO NOT ACCEPT THIS ANSWER. >:["
Lost causes, both of them.
Camila: "FUCK YEAHHHHH GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT!"
JOY, even our butler's in on the shenanigans.
JESUS, AMELIA. Make up your mind!
LALALA more stuff happened and then I spent a million hours completely redesigning this premade lot to my satisfaction. Check out that sweet view of the mountains. I'm 99% sure that this is where the legacy family will stay from here on out.
lol I was so confused by this guy until I remembered that my family is ~famous~ and now every townie wants to be a paparazzi these days.
Yes I know your husband has tacky taste, but you just have to deal with it, Jinan.
WOO, MORE BIRTHDAYS. I hate how long aging takes in this game. TS2 was so much more succinct in that aspect. There's way more to accomplish in TS3, though, so I suppose it makes sense. Whatever, I'll get used to it in time.
Amelia, who just keeps getting more and more gorgeous. Her traits are now excitable, virtuoso, absent-minded, and easily impressed. So she's basically locked in a drop-dead gorgeous bubble of eternal hyper with occasional bursts of musical genius. Neat!
...Or not so much. This gets old so fast.
Seriously. I decided to take caps to show you guys how Amelia is late for school by hours every day because I have to goad her through 3456972495 canceled actions until she finally reaches her destination. (Yet somehow I manage to maintain her honor roll status. IDK, either, man.)
Bear in mind that I forgot to cap the first two-three canceled actions she had before reaching the front door.
Finally, she reaches her car.
Easy does it now, Amelia. Wouldn't want you to approach school too quickly. You might get head-rush and faint!
'Sides, what's an extra hour or two of spaceshot hookey between friends?
Amelia: "HOLY SHIT GUYS I'M DOING IT"
Amelia: "HOLY SHIT I'M ALMOST THERE!"
HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU GUYS!!! Will Amelia make it through the school day or collapse dead from excitement before she reaches the front door? Well, if my rusty posting skills haven't yet scared you off, then stay tuned to find out!!
1.1
Get a gander at baby Amelia doing cute shit, because it's the second-to-last cap I remembered to take of her in her toddler stage.
I guess I sort of just forgot that you can't zone out and have caps take themselves for you. Whoops?
I can't get over the cute.
So yeah I'm still really new to TS3 and I was all "WOWWW" when I first saw this. KIDS GET BIKES; WHO'DA THUNK. Makes sense. :B
BITCH IT'S THE MOST EXPENSIVE SHOWER IN BUY MODE, SO DON'T BE LIKE THAT ON ME
Amelia rolled the absent-minded trait when she aged up to toddler, which I'm guessing made her into a burnout from babyhood. I think one of her parents dropped her when she was an infant. Between my hyper-ass founder and Juan-Juan the party-hearty pirate, I really can't tell which parent is more suspect.
That is one scary-looking paparazzi sim.
These two just won't be friends. Amelia keeps rolling wants to do shit with her dad and to have them be besties, but then when it comes down to the actual socializing with him, she just ain't having it. It's like, come to Juan Jr. Inkbeard; sit in his lap and he'll sing ye a sea shantey! but Amelia's just like "NO HE SMELLS LIKE FARTS" and all I can say is WELL FINE; GO BE CONFUSED SOMEWHERE ELSE.
At this point I'm completely failing to understand Jinan's relationship with the household items.
Juan's too sexy for his stomach contents.
Amelia's too...something.
See at first I seriously thought it would be awesome to found a legacy in Barnacle Bay. I was like, "FUCK YEAH PIRATE TOWN." But THIS KEPT HAPPENING.
LIKE SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS IT WITH PIRATES AND METEORS? REALLY NOW.
I really have no clue why I took this cap, but I only have like 40 caps total for this update, so WEEE FILLER
Anyway yeah I was getting really sick of fucking meteors almost killing my founding family, so I saved their funds and relocated them to Bridgeport's yuppy suburb.
Amelia: "MOM I'M CONFUSED BY THE PRESENCE OF THIS HOUSE. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH HOUSE."
Jinan: "YOU GO INSIDE IT AND YOU MAKE SO MANY NACHOS, MY DEAR DAUGHTER. SO MANY NACHOS!!!"
Amelia: "I DO NOT ACCEPT THIS ANSWER. >:["
Lost causes, both of them.
Camila: "FUCK YEAHHHHH GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT!"
JOY, even our butler's in on the shenanigans.
JESUS, AMELIA. Make up your mind!
LALALA more stuff happened and then I spent a million hours completely redesigning this premade lot to my satisfaction. Check out that sweet view of the mountains. I'm 99% sure that this is where the legacy family will stay from here on out.
lol I was so confused by this guy until I remembered that my family is ~famous~ and now every townie wants to be a paparazzi these days.
Yes I know your husband has tacky taste, but you just have to deal with it, Jinan.
WOO, MORE BIRTHDAYS. I hate how long aging takes in this game. TS2 was so much more succinct in that aspect. There's way more to accomplish in TS3, though, so I suppose it makes sense. Whatever, I'll get used to it in time.
Amelia, who just keeps getting more and more gorgeous. Her traits are now excitable, virtuoso, absent-minded, and easily impressed. So she's basically locked in a drop-dead gorgeous bubble of eternal hyper with occasional bursts of musical genius. Neat!
...Or not so much. This gets old so fast.
Seriously. I decided to take caps to show you guys how Amelia is late for school by hours every day because I have to goad her through 3456972495 canceled actions until she finally reaches her destination. (Yet somehow I manage to maintain her honor roll status. IDK, either, man.)
Bear in mind that I forgot to cap the first two-three canceled actions she had before reaching the front door.
Finally, she reaches her car.
Easy does it now, Amelia. Wouldn't want you to approach school too quickly. You might get head-rush and faint!
'Sides, what's an extra hour or two of spaceshot hookey between friends?
Amelia: "HOLY SHIT GUYS I'M DOING IT"
Amelia: "HOLY SHIT I'M ALMOST THERE!"
HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU GUYS!!! Will Amelia make it through the school day or collapse dead from excitement before she reaches the front door? Well, if my rusty posting skills haven't yet scared you off, then stay tuned to find out!!
1.1