The Taffa Legacy 1.1
Might as well put this journal to use for something, since I'm now addicted to Tumblr. Sims have always been my guilty pleasure. My roommate has this super-sweet high-powered PC that he's kind enough to let me use for sims; I just recently acquired Sims 3 and I am so in love with it. I'm playing a legacy family, though I'm breaking hella rules. This, however, is all trite information. I just need to move onward with the sims spam that I unironically enjoy. Hey, adults can play with toys, too!
SO. Without further ado, I present to you the first legacy post! My founding sim is modeled after the lovely Jinanne, and she makes for a hella awesome founding sim. (If not a slight pain in the ass because she's a couch potato and hates flirting. WHOOPSIES. I'm making it work, though.)
Meet Jinan Taffa! She loves you and you love her. (And obviously that's supposed to say "bookworm," not "nookworm." Whoops.)
Meet her shitty legacy shack.
Jinan has only the most sophisticated and mature sense of decor.
One dudette's trash is another's treasure. You may see a child's fingerpainting, but Jinan sees a ~MASTERPIECE~. Her art is the highest of high class, and don't you dare try to tell her otherwise.
FOR SHE IS BEAUTIFUL IN EVERY SINGLE WAY
WORDS
CAN'T
BRING HER
DOWN
'
SO DON'T YOU BRING HER DOWN TODAY~*~
Former president Dwight D. Eisenhower once said, "I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have to sit in their living rooms for a whole half hour looking at my face on their television screens." But Jinan needeth not her or anyone else's face on the telly. All she needs is her artistic brilliance, amirite or amirite? Good for the spirit, man. Good for the soul.
MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU REALIZE THIS IS A 1ST GENERATION LEGACY SIM AND THAT = NO MONEY TO REPLACE SHIT
GOD this was like my sim's second night of existence, lmfao. I don't think this bodes well.
LOOKIT JINAN FREAKING OUT BECAUSE SHE'S LATE FOR WORK. Shouldn't she be excited instead? You know, being excitable and a couch potato and all. It's like FUCK YEAH WORK CAN WAIT. BUT NO.
"Meteor bombed city hall? ' Saight. I've got some early edition James Joyce and my dignity still intact."
Some celebrity sim that Jinan never met before invited Jin to her party. Rather than socialize, of course, Jinjin would rather stare down this tree in a duel-to-the-death debate over the significance of art and creativity. I think she's losing the battle by the looks of things.
Actually going inside, Jinan found this spectacular specimen of a sim named Juan Jr. Inkbeard. Naturally, with a name like that, he must be seduced and used for babymaking. And who cares about rules? They're made for breaking. I just know this guy needs in on all this legacy shit. I mean, come on. JUAN JR. INKBEARD. HOW CAN YOU SAY NO.
I mean it's either him or this pedo creep who likes to kick it in the children's rooms.
Of course I didn't count on Juan having two celebrity points and my sim having, well, none. Impress him she did not. It's okay, though, because in that night, I got them HALFWAY THEEEERE, LIVING ON A PRAAAYER.
Oh and check out those sweet shades. Juan Jr. Inkbeard is so definitely my favorite ts3 playable thus far. GET INTO MY LEGACY NOW.
"Oh hay sorry I know you're trying to take a leak and all but I kind of want to bone your son. Pointers? Strategies?"
All that celebrity ass-kissing sure took a number on poor old Jinny-poo. HER LIFE IS SO HARD, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, BRO.
If at first you don't succeed, be a creep and invite yourself over to your romantic interest's home! GUYS LOVE THAT SHIT, COSMO TOLD ME SO
Jinan's last outfit was pretty and all but it was a bit too formal and a bit too dark. I like this much better!
WERQ THAT SEXY SHIT GURL
"LOOK I REALLY WANNA BONE YOUR SON CAN YOU PLEASE HOOK A DESPERATE PENNILESS BITCH UP"
IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME
For a moment there, I got the slight sense that Juan Jr. Inkbeard was only using Jinan to get at her sweet spongy desktop.
Then all was right in the world.
Kids move fast these days. I BLAME TEEN MOM. FUCK YOU, MTV. ALL YOUR FAULT!
I moved in his roommates for the extra dough; now they can either die off or become homeless. Extortion is alive and well in Sims and I love it. Heh heh heh! There needs to be a support group for like...shameless cheaters anonymous. I would be president, treasury, and secretary. I'D OWN THIS SHIT. And my conniving, evil little heart would love every second of it.
You could say the illegally-obtained money went to a very worthy cause, too. Check out Jin's sweet new starter pad!
Juan and Jin get their babymaking going in Paris, where Juan gets some bad publicity for woohooing in public (serves him right for being so difficult to seduce, I'd say. But that's just one woman's opinion.)
For some reason, my sim loves chilling in the nude whilst preggers. Can't really blame her. I'd do the same if I had accepting company, or if I was living on my own. Hold your judgments and don't knock it till you've tried it. It's the bee's knees, yo.
HOW THE FUCK DOES JINAN'S WATER BREAK IN SEVERAL LOCATIONS OUTSIDE OF HER VICINITY?! It's like her cooch is a fucking spouting fountain or something, goddamn!
Here's the product of Juan and Jinjin's love, a baby girl named Amelia Taffa, sporting some weird middle-aged dude's baldness. She inherited Jinan's excitable trait, but I got to pick the second one. I chose virtuoso. I want a musical sim! Besides, Jinan inherited a grand piano just for being famous. No room for it yet, but when I upgrade the shack again, I'm definitely making room for it.
Blah blah blah infancy is boring. Here's Amelia as a toddler! She's adorable. I can't wait to see how she turns out.
And with that cap, I leave you for now. Thx for reading if you made it this far. You're awesome and ily.
SO. Without further ado, I present to you the first legacy post! My founding sim is modeled after the lovely Jinanne, and she makes for a hella awesome founding sim. (If not a slight pain in the ass because she's a couch potato and hates flirting. WHOOPSIES. I'm making it work, though.)
Meet Jinan Taffa! She loves you and you love her. (And obviously that's supposed to say "bookworm," not "nookworm." Whoops.)
Meet her shitty legacy shack.
Jinan has only the most sophisticated and mature sense of decor.
One dudette's trash is another's treasure. You may see a child's fingerpainting, but Jinan sees a ~MASTERPIECE~. Her art is the highest of high class, and don't you dare try to tell her otherwise.
FOR SHE IS BEAUTIFUL IN EVERY SINGLE WAY
WORDS
CAN'T
BRING HER
DOWN
'
SO DON'T YOU BRING HER DOWN TODAY~*~
Former president Dwight D. Eisenhower once said, "I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have to sit in their living rooms for a whole half hour looking at my face on their television screens." But Jinan needeth not her or anyone else's face on the telly. All she needs is her artistic brilliance, amirite or amirite? Good for the spirit, man. Good for the soul.
MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU REALIZE THIS IS A 1ST GENERATION LEGACY SIM AND THAT = NO MONEY TO REPLACE SHIT
GOD this was like my sim's second night of existence, lmfao. I don't think this bodes well.
LOOKIT JINAN FREAKING OUT BECAUSE SHE'S LATE FOR WORK. Shouldn't she be excited instead? You know, being excitable and a couch potato and all. It's like FUCK YEAH WORK CAN WAIT. BUT NO.
"Meteor bombed city hall? ' Saight. I've got some early edition James Joyce and my dignity still intact."
Some celebrity sim that Jinan never met before invited Jin to her party. Rather than socialize, of course, Jinjin would rather stare down this tree in a duel-to-the-death debate over the significance of art and creativity. I think she's losing the battle by the looks of things.
Actually going inside, Jinan found this spectacular specimen of a sim named Juan Jr. Inkbeard. Naturally, with a name like that, he must be seduced and used for babymaking. And who cares about rules? They're made for breaking. I just know this guy needs in on all this legacy shit. I mean, come on. JUAN JR. INKBEARD. HOW CAN YOU SAY NO.
I mean it's either him or this pedo creep who likes to kick it in the children's rooms.
Of course I didn't count on Juan having two celebrity points and my sim having, well, none. Impress him she did not. It's okay, though, because in that night, I got them HALFWAY THEEEERE, LIVING ON A PRAAAYER.
Oh and check out those sweet shades. Juan Jr. Inkbeard is so definitely my favorite ts3 playable thus far. GET INTO MY LEGACY NOW.
"Oh hay sorry I know you're trying to take a leak and all but I kind of want to bone your son. Pointers? Strategies?"
All that celebrity ass-kissing sure took a number on poor old Jinny-poo. HER LIFE IS SO HARD, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, BRO.
If at first you don't succeed, be a creep and invite yourself over to your romantic interest's home! GUYS LOVE THAT SHIT, COSMO TOLD ME SO
Jinan's last outfit was pretty and all but it was a bit too formal and a bit too dark. I like this much better!
WERQ THAT SEXY SHIT GURL
"LOOK I REALLY WANNA BONE YOUR SON CAN YOU PLEASE HOOK A DESPERATE PENNILESS BITCH UP"
IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME
For a moment there, I got the slight sense that Juan Jr. Inkbeard was only using Jinan to get at her sweet spongy desktop.
Then all was right in the world.
Kids move fast these days. I BLAME TEEN MOM. FUCK YOU, MTV. ALL YOUR FAULT!
I moved in his roommates for the extra dough; now they can either die off or become homeless. Extortion is alive and well in Sims and I love it. Heh heh heh! There needs to be a support group for like...shameless cheaters anonymous. I would be president, treasury, and secretary. I'D OWN THIS SHIT. And my conniving, evil little heart would love every second of it.
You could say the illegally-obtained money went to a very worthy cause, too. Check out Jin's sweet new starter pad!
Juan and Jin get their babymaking going in Paris, where Juan gets some bad publicity for woohooing in public (serves him right for being so difficult to seduce, I'd say. But that's just one woman's opinion.)
For some reason, my sim loves chilling in the nude whilst preggers. Can't really blame her. I'd do the same if I had accepting company, or if I was living on my own. Hold your judgments and don't knock it till you've tried it. It's the bee's knees, yo.
HOW THE FUCK DOES JINAN'S WATER BREAK IN SEVERAL LOCATIONS OUTSIDE OF HER VICINITY?! It's like her cooch is a fucking spouting fountain or something, goddamn!
Here's the product of Juan and Jinjin's love, a baby girl named Amelia Taffa, sporting some weird middle-aged dude's baldness. She inherited Jinan's excitable trait, but I got to pick the second one. I chose virtuoso. I want a musical sim! Besides, Jinan inherited a grand piano just for being famous. No room for it yet, but when I upgrade the shack again, I'm definitely making room for it.
Blah blah blah infancy is boring. Here's Amelia as a toddler! She's adorable. I can't wait to see how she turns out.
And with that cap, I leave you for now. Thx for reading if you made it this far. You're awesome and ily.