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[saidrepent]

Dear Santa.

[Raymond snorts and gives a small shake of his head, as though he already can't believe what he's saying.]

It is that time of year, isn't it... Can't say I'm really feeling the holiday cheer. Nor can I say that I've ever really believed in you, but if there's one thing I believe in less, it's handouts. So let's get this out of the way

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[starshipmedical]

You need that heart. Keep it on the list.

[saidrepent]

Then would you mind telling me what I need that heart for? Since, clearly, you know all.

[starshipmedical]

To stop being such a frigid bastard, for a start.

[saidrepent]

Being a frigid bastard has served me this long already. Why stop now?

[starshipmedical]

In case you haven't noticed, you're not the only person in this world.

[saidrepent]

I can assure you there's no need to call the quality of my observational skills into question.

But besides that, I'm not exactly sure why you feel the need to call my people skills into question, either.

[starshipmedical]

Because they're made out of shit and I've been subjected to 'em.

[saidrepent]

So it's a matter of personal offense, then.

[starshipmedical]

Sure. Let's go with that.

[ There are some nice kids here. They don't need an asshole like Raymond bringing them down. ]

[saidrepent]

It would explain why you seem to care so much, at least.

And that being the case, I'll take greater care not to trouble your delicate sensibilities next time.

[starshipmedical]

[ Say that to his face. He'll show you some goddamn delicate sensibilities. 8( ]

Much obliged. [ SO DRY. ]

[saidrepent]

No need for that. [Likewise.] I am capable of some caring, after all.

[starshipmedical]

About yourself, maybe.

[saidrepent]

About my job, most often, but good guess.