I'll have you know we're very healthy, thank-you-very-much. At least dog's don't induce nausea from the smell of our ass-gas, like skunks. >:P
And eugh, fish is gross. I mean... it's fish! Sometimes I wonder if bears have tastebuds and will just eat anything. They're too... slimy and cold.
Oh, and there's another reason why I should not have my license: No car wrecks! Sure, I might get squished while on my bike, but that's what sidewalks were invented for. To be AWAY from the six-ton death machine. Also, it's hard to have your biking license suspended.
Anyway, that's all I have to comment on. Good luck at work!
--Doctor Worm And this is where the lecture for showing kindness to someone you do not know comes in. Picking up a hitchhiker? Come on. Keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer, and don't give a crap about people who aren't in either category, because if you do, one of three things'll happen: They'll sue you for not doing a good enough job, or they might try to kill you, or you'll care about too many people and burn out. Just looking out for you, as best I can, from, like, a zillion miles away.
Did you even read that first little bit? Have you ever smelled dog ass-gas? Seriously man, let a dog fart on you and then try to tell me that doesn't induce nausea.
And, technically, it induces MORE nausea than skunks, because it's a much larger amount of gas, and it's brought on by dog food or meat and stuff, which produces hearty, thick gas. Skunk gas comes from bugs and vegetation and stuff. Their musk is a liquid. :3
And eugh, fish is gross. I mean... it's fish! Sometimes I wonder if bears have tastebuds and will just eat anything. They're too... slimy and cold.
Oh, and there's another reason why I should not have my license: No car wrecks! Sure, I might get squished while on my bike, but that's what sidewalks were invented for. To be AWAY from the six-ton death machine. Also, it's hard to have your biking license suspended.
Anyway, that's all I have to comment on. Good luck at work!
--Doctor Worm
And this is where the lecture for showing kindness to someone you do not know comes in. Picking up a hitchhiker? Come on. Keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer, and don't give a crap about people who aren't in either category, because if you do, one of three things'll happen: They'll sue you for not doing a good enough job, or they might try to kill you, or you'll care about too many people and burn out. Just looking out for you, as best I can, from, like, a zillion miles away.
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And, technically, it induces MORE nausea than skunks, because it's a much larger amount of gas, and it's brought on by dog food or meat and stuff, which produces hearty, thick gas. Skunk gas comes from bugs and vegetation and stuff.
Their musk is a liquid. :3
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