Well... EXXXXcuuuuSSe MMMEEEEE!
As this city's humidex reached a new high recently, its hygiene and civility index must have inversely hit an all time low this afternoon. I was rushing across the neighborhood mall to get a fast haircut when this shabbily-clothed elderly gentlemen popped out of the blue and of course blocked my ongoing path.
Thanks to my nibble footwork & upper body flexibility; I easily avoid bumping into the old crate. However, the "dust" of my avoidance must have rubbed his sensitivities (if he still can feel any!) in the wrong way and the old fart just let loose a howitzer of a cough - pheligm & spit - directly against the back of my neck! Yeeecccchhhhh!!!
I suddenly swiveled around to just catch a glimpse of the old flake swtiching on his afterburners to the nearest elevator. What Da F***?!?! ... NO word of apology or even a repentant nod ... just a shifty & downturned grey head avoiding any eye contact! Will someone unleash Andy Lau on this creep!
If HK kids of this generation appeared more spoiled & spiteful these days, they must be truly inspired by the anti-social habits and crude manners of their elders, such as Mr. Spit & Run and his fossilised meatheads! By Geezus, I'm inclined to broadcast Soylent Green repeatedly to our local senior's home now!
Ahhh, the Silicians were right: Fish rots from the head on down ...