I found this in a Reader's Digest article, and it's awesome, so I thought I'd share. (July 2011 issue, pg. 22. The author was Pasha Malla.) The article was humorously complaining of the "worst babies ever", essentially, and this was one of its nominees. The last line is my favorite. |D

Baby Beluga
(by children's singer Raffi)
Wonderful, simply ( Read more... )

I'm sorry. I don't think this relationship can work ( Read more... )