LOL, it's a couch

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Yellow, with pretty tulip type flowers on it. Human sized and totally comfy and puffy and nice looking.

And sitting right in the best place to be sat on after someone gets eye fried by the sign.

((Boring stuff today. Robots become animals. Humans become robots. It lasts for quite some time, but the duration is up to the pup's mun.))

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[vengeancechild]

Zero's lived in the Nexus long enough to know better than to look right at the sign - but it's still right on his way home. And while he's been warned against sitting down with someone on a leather couch, sitting alone on a floral print one doesn't register as a hazard.

He flops onto it, wondering if maybe X would be interested in playing some video games later.

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There's a sudden poof of gas, a sickening change of perspective.....

Here, kitty kitty kitty.

[vengeancechild]

Zero's fur fluffs and he lets out a hiss and a few muttered swearwords in German as he realizes what's happened. And then he's up a nearby Nexus Tree.

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And the couch sits there and looks innocent and waits for the next sitter.

[beforeafall]

As it would happen, there are two more people approaching the couch. While Zero's been avoiding Iris for the last few days, much to her puzzlement, he hasn't managed to convince his green firelizard to do likewise. So the blonde cat-loled Wilybot gets just enough warning through the link to Emerald to hiss and drop out of the tree. He lands on Iris. "Look out!"

He's just a half-second too late to keep Colonel from sitting down, though from the scowl Colonel intends to get right back up and do something about the yellow ball of fur that just pounced his sister...

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Pooof! Gas envelopes the stern robot.

Muahaha

[beforeafall]

Colonel's sword clatters to the ground near the couch. Iris will likely later be asking him if he was really going to use it on a poor kitty cat.

Iris, meanwhile, is too busy flailing due to Sudden Cat On Head to immediately notice that her twin is now a German Shepherd.

And Zero's trying to find a safe way down without falling, and to not be affected by the panic from his fire lizard. Emerald's now scolding him loudly for spooking her from her perch.

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.....

Once more, with feeling!

MUAHAHA!

[angelinbloom]

Zero half-falls from where he is, landing on his feet.

Pausing only long enough to grab his sword-hilt in his mouth, Colonel chases the cat.

Iris blinks and then pursues the two LOLed boys in the hopes of preventing anyone from being mangled.

And Emerald brings up the rear, flying after and still chirping in scolding tones for the entire mess.

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And the couch is left to sit and look innocent and comfy.