LOL, it's a couch

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Yellow, with pretty tulip type flowers on it. Human sized and totally comfy and puffy and nice looking.

And sitting right in the best place to be sat on after someone gets eye fried by the sign.

((Boring stuff today. Robots become animals. Humans become robots. It lasts for quite some time, but the duration is up to the pup's mun.))

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[vengeancechild]

Zero's lived in the Nexus long enough to know better than to look right at the sign - but it's still right on his way home. And while he's been warned against sitting down with someone on a leather couch, sitting alone on a floral print one doesn't register as a hazard.

He flops onto it, wondering if maybe X would be interested in playing some video games later.

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There's a sudden poof of gas, a sickening change of perspective.....

Here, kitty kitty kitty.

[vengeancechild]

Zero's fur fluffs and he lets out a hiss and a few muttered swearwords in German as he realizes what's happened. And then he's up a nearby Nexus Tree.

[random_xtras]

And the couch sits there and looks innocent and waits for the next sitter.

[alternate_faye]

Hey, this looks comfortable... so, of course, she'll try to sit on it... Naturally, she suspects nothing!

[random_xtras]

And once more the innocent looking piece of furniture lets loose with the gas.

See Faye. See Faye get LOLd.

0_0

[alternate_faye]

And of course, she lets loose with some very unladylike swearing...

Poor Faye-bot.

She leans against the couch for a few moments, perhaps long enough for some unlucky guy to touch it while she's there. Faye, move you twit!

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And the couch just looks like a couch.

[jackies_wheels]

Jackie, still new to Sages, flops onto the couch. It's pretty and right there! She must've forgotten the story she was told about the LOL'd couch last time she was here.

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Poooof! She's surrounded by gas, and then there's a sickening lurch as her perspective and way of perceiving changes........

[jackies_wheels]

She squeaks at the sudden gas ohmygodwhatisgoingonHELP!--and...then...falls off the suddenly too-tiny couch flat on her face.

With a clang. And not so much her face as it is a metal mask. And the next time she squeaks isn't so much a squeak as it is more like a louder, deeper, more mechanical-sounding voice. With a wave of OH GOD THIS IS NOT GOOD, she makes sure to PINpoint out of there in a hurry before anything ELSE weird can happen...!

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And the couch sits there and looks comfy.

[victormakesart]

Victor stumbled over to the couch, hand on her stomach.

She would never admit to such a thing as too much coffee, but...

Too. Much. Coffee.

Sit.

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The couch has the perfect cure for a sick stomach!

Poof!

Now you don't have a stomach 8D

[victormakesart]

First Victor checked to make sure her hat was still on. Then she tugged up her shirt a teensy bit to check her stomach.

Wait.

No stomach.

Wait. She let out a joyous little shriek! "I have to study myself now! I wonder what my power-source is! This is so cool!"

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Couch just sits there and bes a couch.

[number_johnny5]

This robot can't sit on the couch, but he can take off a cushion to see what's underneath!

[random_xtras]

Hey! Have some gas for that indignity!

Pooof!

Have a lot of gas.

[number_johnny5]

Ewww. :(

The parrot squawks at the meanie couch.

... parrot ...

"I'M A BIRD!"

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Couch sits and looks couchlike.