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[the_merodi]

Oh wow! Today I found my old bunny suit and I decided to put it on and it still fits! Except it's kind of tight in some places, especially around my chest, I don't know why! And I completely forgot I had this because everyone kept on telling me "Put it away until your older" and sometimes people would give me money! Especially if I had my cotton

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[wadewilson]

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If no one else is gonna teach this froot loop about the Glories of Boffing, I'm gonna have to step up to the plate here.

Do you squeeb-squabs really want me to be the schooler?

[the_merodi]

Ooo! Ooo! Teach me, teach me! You promised to teach me lots of stuff when I was eighteen!

[wadewilson]

Nobody?!

All right. You're eighteen now, right? Let's see some ID.

[elisa_garg]

"I don't know who you are. I don't know who she is. But if you think for a minute you're going to take advanatge of a girl who doesn't know any better..."

[the_merodi]

::upset:: I... scare you? I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!

[the_merodi]

No! ::fierce bunny, rawr!:: I don't like evil! I um... "kick butt"! Evil's butt!

[elisa_garg]

"Is nobody giving their kids 'the talk' these days? Because this has to be, like, the third person lately who could use it."

[aureliaofarista]

*Trying not to be obvious about staring.*
Now Elisa, we're hardly in a position to be saying when civilians should tell their children things....
...Is it possible to explain matters in a way where she won't get herself hurt or abused, but where she also won't stop doing that?

[elisa_garg]

"OK, yes, Luc, there's a right time for everybody to have 'the talk.' But it's cetainly before it gets to this point."

She gives him the one thing that women all of species, human, Gargoyle, and probably giant robots, ae capable of giving: The Look. Otherwise known as 'boy you're in the doghouse now,' 'hope you like sleeping on the couch' and and many other varients of informing him just how much trouble he's in.

"And I'll pretend I didn't hear the question."

[aureliaofarista]

At home, a lot of city mothers don't tell their daughters until their weddings.
In the barracks, we get the basics explained at 5, and the details at ten.

When I go home, I'll report for getting thrashed in the training room by the first female-officer-just-off-the-tavern-patrol I see. *He considers that penance.*

[satans_nephew]

Wow, Kouryuu has only encountered levels of cluelessness like this around his favorite victim. Kohaku never wore a bunny outfit, though.

"It's supposed to be tight in those places. And you are totally not wiggling wrong, it's a very nice wiggle."

[the_merodi]

Yeah, but they're tighter then usual... Like they're about to rip! D: Do you think I got fat?

Do you want me to wiggle some more? :D

[satans_nephew]

After careful examination... "Nope, I'd say you just filled out in all the right places. Growing up does that."

Griiiin. Sometimes it was great to be a demon. "Oh yes, definitely. You go right ahead."

[the_merodi]

That's because I'm a grown-up now!

Should I um... "shake it like a Polaroid picture"? :D

[anvil_overhead]

"Goodnight everybody!" Yakko says, blowing a kiss. He turns to Merodi. "Two words: Hellooooooooooooooo, Nurse."

[the_merodi]

But I'm not a nurse!

[anvil_overhead]

"Inside joke, our fans would get it," Yakko explains smoothly.