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[the_merodi]

Oh wow! Today I found my old bunny suit and I decided to put it on and it still fits! Except it's kind of tight in some places, especially around my chest, I don't know why! And I completely forgot I had this because everyone kept on telling me "Put it away until your older" and sometimes people would give me money! Especially if I had my cotton

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[wadewilson]

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If no one else is gonna teach this froot loop about the Glories of Boffing, I'm gonna have to step up to the plate here.

Do you squeeb-squabs really want me to be the schooler?

[the_merodi]

Ooo! Ooo! Teach me, teach me! You promised to teach me lots of stuff when I was eighteen!

[wadewilson]

Nobody?!

All right. You're eighteen now, right? Let's see some ID.

[elisa_garg]

"I don't know who you are. I don't know who she is. But if you think for a minute you're going to take advanatge of a girl who doesn't know any better..."

[wadewilson]

She's EIGHTEEN and doesn't know JACK! Obviously, whoever raised her did a piss poor job.

Hey, would you rather me and you get nasty and let her watch? Might be more instructional that way.

[elisa_garg]

This is good for one animalistic growl and a moment's worth of red-glowing eyes.

"I'd break you and rip you open, little man," she snaps.

[wadewilson]

"And I'd enjoy it and heal right back up! C'mon, Miss "Goth Romance Beauty-Is-More-Than-Skin-Deep" Monster Lover! Beauty and the Beast, right here, let's go! It'll be educational on a lot of levels!

[elisa_garg]

"You are, without a doubt, the most disgusting excuse for a human being I've ever seen!"

[wadewilson]

"And you ain't even seen the ol' kisser yet! C'mere, give daddy some sugar, hot stuff!"

[elisa_garg]

It might be good for a moment's worth of surprise, but she's seen a hell of a lot worse.

"Not even if you were the last man on Earth."

[wadewilson]

"Then go on back to Keith David and let me bust out my reference books. I'ma get my teach on!"

[elisa_garg]

((You're good. You make my inner Deadpool fan squee!))

The name goes right over her head, but it's got to have something to do with that damn cartoon.

"What reference books? The Kama Sutra? Playboy? You're the last person who should be teaching anyone anything!"

[wadewilson]

(( Thanks. :) I've been at this a while. ;) ))

"This one's called 'Jizz Guzzling Gang-Bang Moped Slutzillas.' I'm sure it's an introductory course."

[elisa_garg]

"You are not exposing this girl to that filth!"

[wadewilson]

"Hey, Prudey McRepressed! Just because you're so lonely you have to go running into the arms of a thousand-year-old flying monkey doesn't mean what five girls, twenty guys and six people of indeterminate gender all consent to do with their kitchen utensils is any less beautiful!"

[elisa_garg]

It's a good thing there's an anti-violence field, because it's about the only thing keeping Elisa from going for his throat.

"That 'flying monkey' as you put it, is a better man than you'll ever be, jack."