Oh wow! Today I found my old bunny suit and I decided to put it on and it still fits! Except it's kind of tight in some places, especially around my chest, I don't know why! And I completely forgot I had this because everyone kept on telling me "Put it away until your older" and sometimes people would give me money! Especially if I had my cotton
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If no one else is gonna teach this froot loop about the Glories of Boffing, I'm gonna have to step up to the plate here.
Do you squeeb-squabs really want me to be the schooler?
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All right. You're eighteen now, right? Let's see some ID.
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Hey, would you rather me and you get nasty and let her watch? Might be more instructional that way.
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"I'd break you and rip you open, little man," she snaps.
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"Not even if you were the last man on Earth."
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The name goes right over her head, but it's got to have something to do with that damn cartoon.
"What reference books? The Kama Sutra? Playboy? You're the last person who should be teaching anyone anything!"
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"This one's called 'Jizz Guzzling Gang-Bang Moped Slutzillas.' I'm sure it's an introductory course."
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"That 'flying monkey' as you put it, is a better man than you'll ever be, jack."
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